Of Baboons
Aug 26, 2004 in Diary-writer
This e-mail was circulated among my circle of colleagues in view of the recent atrocities that we face at work. Again, will password block this post after a while.
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Sent: Thursday, August 26, 2004 02:32 PM
Subject: Beware of Wild Animal
Dear Villagers,
There's a wild animal on the loose. It was last seen swinging from workstation-to-workstation within the office premises.
It is believed that the creature is of the female species.
It is also believed that it is on the WWF endangered species list.
If I'm not mistaken it is one of its kind.
According to latest reports, WWF classify this species as the Singhus-Bafoonus, or better known as the Yellow Striped Punjab Baboon.
It likes to bitch and cause havoc when in unfamiliar environments. It also emits a foul smell. It can be recognized by the sound of a snapping panty if it is in the vacinity. Highly volatile.
Please alert the proper authorities of sightings of this wild creature. Do not try approcaching this animal on your own.
WWF in-house reporter
World Wildlife Farts
We use big darts, do you?
This was meant as a joke. Pls don take this to heart. Baboons are actually well-loved animals with red bottoms.
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Sent: Thursday, August 26, 2004 02:45 PM
Subject: RE: Beware of Wild Animal
It can't be on the endangered species list, because I keep seeing it at every turn.
I never approach dangerous animals, but this one seems to have taken a fancy to me, because it keeps beckoning to me at every available opportunity. Help!!!! I want it to stay away from me.
I think the jungle is safer.
Any suggestions?
By the way WWF in-house reporter has omitted one important point of fact. Members of this species like to indulge in weird mating practices called "meetings". So beware if they call you to a meeting.
As I said the jungle is safer.
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