just minishorts.

minishorts: damn mah fan lah being a girl
WH: hahaaahaha what to do
minishorts: i want to be a guy. when i grow up i want to be a boy
WH: HARRR?
minishorts: i want to be a boy
WH: i dun think daryan will like that
minishorts: i want to know what it's like to have a dick. he knows i want to be a boy…

WH: have you watched gigli?
minishorts: no, y?
WH: i will take an excerpt off the script… let me ask you… when you are going on a date with someone, what is the first instinct after he drops you off? when you hold hands and walk in the park and suddenly you sit on the bench? when you laugh and then realise theres nothing much to say, only to do?what is that first impulse?
minishorts: huh? don't get it. how can he drop you off ….and then you hold hands? there's no continuity in the action there
WH: no continuity…just several scenes… can understand or not?
minishorts : cannot understand lah

WH: well when you like someone you definitely want to kiss them right?
minishorts: yeah guess so… so?
WH: well…everyone would love to be engulfed in a flaming hot wet lips…tight…embracing…passionate
minishorts: ok ok
WH: all round
minishorts: so where is this going
WH: and what is the twin sister of the mouth? the vagina… not only structurally, but they work in the same way…taking the person in…accepting them and inviting them as a whole

WH: the dick is like an elongated toe
minishorts: what the heck has this got to do with anything
WH: what power does a dick hold compared to a vagina? so hence… be proud to have a vagina

WH: haahahah
minishorts: yeah yeah yeah …i dunno what the heck you're talking about still …i'm utterly confused… forgive me for my miseducation
WH: dun worry… but yes…i think a vagina is more powerful than a dick

minishorts:
did you just have sex or something?
WH: no… i'm still sex free

*Right*