The Vagina is More Powerful than the Dick
Filed under Being a Woman
minishorts: damn mah fan lah being a girl
WH: hahaaahaha what to do
minishorts: i want to be a guy. when i grow up i want to be a boy
WH: HARRR?
minishorts: i want to be a boy
WH: i dun think daryan will like that
minishorts: i want to know what it's like to have a dick. he knows i want to be a boy…
WH: have you watched gigli?
minishorts: no, y?
WH: i will take an excerpt off the script… let me ask you… when you are going on a date with someone, what is the first instinct after he drops you off? when you hold hands and walk in the park and suddenly you sit on the bench? when you laugh and then realise theres nothing much to say, only to do?what is that first impulse?
minishorts: huh? don't get it. how can he drop you off ….and then you hold hands? there's no continuity in the action there
WH: no continuity…just several scenes… can understand or not?
minishorts : cannot understand lah
WH: well when you like someone you definitely want to kiss them right?
minishorts: yeah guess so… so?
WH: well…everyone would love to be engulfed in a flaming hot wet lips…tight…embracing…passionate
minishorts: ok ok
WH: all round
minishorts: so where is this going
WH: and what is the twin sister of the mouth? the vagina… not only structurally, but they work in the same way…taking the person in…accepting them and inviting them as a whole
WH: the dick is like an elongated toe
minishorts: what the heck has this got to do with anything
WH: what power does a dick hold compared to a vagina? so hence… be proud to have a vagina
WH: haahahah
minishorts: yeah yeah yeah …i dunno what the heck you're talking about still …i'm utterly confused… forgive me for my miseducation
WH: dun worry… but yes…i think a vagina is more powerful than a dick
minishorts:
did you just have sex or something?
WH: no… i'm still sex free
*Right*
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September 19, 2004 at 11:39 pm
wahahahaha!
September 20, 2004 at 12:56 am
WTF!!!?? Lol!!!!
September 20, 2004 at 2:19 am
I think the world can sleep a lot easier now knowing that WH is sex free (whoever the poor sod is)
September 20, 2004 at 2:51 am
err, ok.
September 20, 2004 at 2:52 am
(my comments were to the article.. not to any replies)
September 20, 2004 at 5:09 am
We, I repeat, we need to have a showing of the Vagina Monologues in KL. And if the DBKL complains, we can say its for educational purposes. Really.
September 20, 2004 at 12:47 pm
virgins talking issit
September 20, 2004 at 3:16 pm
sex free? tsk tsk…
September 20, 2004 at 9:49 pm
Wahahahahaha … YOU !!! (pointing)
September 20, 2004 at 10:33 pm
sex free or cannot have sex?
September 21, 2004 at 2:00 am
What’s it like, I wonder, to know he chooses to be with another woman?
September 21, 2004 at 3:20 pm
I bow to the vagina!
I get on my knees to worship the vagina…
only to…
September 21, 2004 at 4:22 pm
Heh heh… reminds me of a story about someone who demonstrated the power of the vagina.
She said, “With one of these (vagina), I can get lots of those (dicks)!”
Too bad the reverse doesn’t happen that way. One (dick) doesn’t automatically attract lots of (vaginas).
September 21, 2004 at 11:53 pm
hahahhahhahaha….oh and eoju has a point too
September 22, 2004 at 11:28 pm
It sounds like a guy trying to suck up to a girl.
September 23, 2004 at 12:46 am
“suck up to a girl”… hehehe no pun intended right?
September 23, 2004 at 6:06 am
WH = wicked hecate? Starting to make sense. *Sneer*
October 2, 2004 at 2:28 am
One dick can get lot of vaginas and vice versa.. depending on who you are
March 28, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Vagina is Great.
May 25, 2008 at 5:24 am
sex is sooooooo great and I had it last night