just minishorts.

I must have written a dozen versions of my own biodata ever since I started this blogging exercise. And, no, I do not rest easy. So I'm writing it again.

After all, she's come this far.

The beauty of the new biodata page lies in the fact that it's masquerading as a post. As of now.

But again, and again, you'll be able to come back here and read about this person, as she professes to be, on this day of 24 November 2004.

So the girl, what's she like?

You probably think she's obsessive compulsive, like most female bloggers claim to be. But actually not. Her desk is a complete mess. She hasn't cleaned it in ages and test papers from yesteryears still lie amidst old credit card statements.

She owns two credit cards and makes sure there's no debts. Which means usually, at the end of the month, she's already broke in cash. That's why she always says she's broke.

She's perpetually locked in relational confusions. At the moment, now. A few months ago then. Even in the middle of the beginning and the end, she's always confused, always not knowing what to do. And she doesn't hide that from the world, so usually you get to read all about it.

She's trying very hard to justify the purpose of paying for her Master's degree at the University of Malaya when she isn't really doing anything about it. It also means that she's slackening. But she's promised herself that she'll graduate by October 2005. We are all awaiting the day with bated breath.

She's an organization-nut. She's been involved with society run-ins since she learnt the word 'politics', and still grappling with the fundamentals of 'being nice' to people who aren't too appreciative of her standards of being nice. That said, she's with the BRATs, the Leo movement, AIESEC, its alumni, and then she's done some Red Crescent Society masquerading as well. And proud of it all.

Speaking of being proud, yeap, its in her. Narcisscus could have been reincarnated as a woman, and that woman is perhaps her. Which is why from time to time, you'll see self-flattery in practice. Photos of herself (and her equally beautiful bunch of friends and acquaintances) are often invited onto the platform to do a fashion parade of sorts. For no reason at all.

She's got a freaking fluctuating weight these days. It's gone up to 62 before, and then down to 58, and then down to 49, and then up to 56, and down to 53. All in the course of 1 1/2 years. She's hoping to hit 49 kgs again, but her medical student friends tell her its too low a BMI. And that she's perfectly okay. Well, okay. Except I could have thinner arms and a smaller butt.

By the way, she's not a real life student. She knows she seems to write like she's lost in her school girl days, well maybe she is, if you count life as a huge educational institution. She deals with academics a lot though, she edits academic materials. She's kind of a nerd. Kind of. She tries very hard to convince people she isn't one. Yes, she isn't a nerd. Even though she edits PMR and SPM papers. The kind that you used to do when you were sitting the government exams. Yup.

Also, she doesn't wear shorts. The closest thing she'll get to shorts will be a pair of cullottes. The 'shorts' in 'minishorts' refers to 'short stories', 'short takes'. You already know what 'mini' means. Originally, the blog was called 'big little thots'. It's now condensed to the original domain name. Now you know. So stop asking if she wears shorts. Or whether she's hot. Usually she doesn't really bother… the weather's always hot where she is, though.

Oh the men in her life. She dated a few before, had two more serious ones. The previous serious one was a total let down, the recent serious one still figures greatly in her life. They're still v. good friends. Have no doubts about that. They still meet up over milo-ais and limau panas almost every weekend. So quit being a busybody and wanting to know what happened.

The other men in her life seem all drawn to the blog to read up on ideas as to how a girl functions. She's telling you this: If you're looking for ideas as to how to jaga your wife or girlfriend, please remember that minishorts is different from all of them. Don't assume. Every person is different.

So this is me. As of 24 November 2004. After today, I might be someone else. So if you meet me after today, and find me completely different, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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