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Archive for March, 2005
Blimey!
Mar 30th
He's gone and dunnit.
The Cowboy has turned me into a one-hit wonder.
And as if that wasn't bad enough, Huai Bin has been INSPIRED enough to register the TIUNIAMA and TIUNIAMACHOWHAI dotcoms because of my de-stressing escapades.
And good Lordy, in the midst of all the excitement, I've done the thing I swore I'll never do. I've gone and URL-ed all the possible URL-ables in this post.
I have just ruined my entire WONDERFUL JESSICA-ALBA-like wholesomeness (to quote Albert) in one single post.
AAccck!
(UPDATES)
Oooh… There's also a RADIOACTIVE effect over here… Mr Sixth Seal has gone on a fucking rampage again… Well, we all loved to be tiu-ed by HB every once in a while… evil just loves company… as they all say.
I'm going to say this. This is precisely why I've been here since 2002, and STILL THRIVING. The rest of the world, LICK MY BALLS.
Wait. I don't have any.
Gah. Nevermind.
I killed them all…
Mar 29th
I found a really nifty way to release blogger's tension. You know, the kind of pissing sensation you feel welling up in you when you surf over to some 'he thinks he's so damn great' kind of blogger's site, especially when that freaking ogre blogs about the most (un)sensational stuff that so many people seem to enjoy, well, so many except you….
Well folks, this was what I did. I DECIDED TO RELEASE MY TENSION…. And I got together all the ammunition I had and went on a freaking rampage…
For many many months I've been hating PPS to the roots… so I decided to contact good old Mars to issue an attack.
And then I just had to release tension on behave of the official local dailies, to a particular person who doesn't seem to know his place in the journalistic scheme of things…. DIEEEEEEEE YOU MR JEFF OOI!!!!
Oh yeah, sixth seal has left his negative influence on the Malaysian scene for far too long… so let's flood him as well…
Doc Liew, with his overinflated sense of humour, also deserves a massive bombing…
The leader of the SAHMs, Madam Lilian has got to be cursed for all her pokes on Ching Ming cultures…
Panda came crying to me so I decided to do her a favour by bombing the evil Michael Ooi…
I've also had enough of Siah's vulgarities, so I decided to send him my 'well wishes'…
As for the cowboy, I think he deserves a tonne of worms to be thrown all over him.
I'm not going to say sorry. If you hate me too, I'll do you a very good favour. The most torturous attack was reserved for me.
Not good enough? OK. Visit netdisaster.com, and YOU decide on what best befits my punishment.
I don’t have a fuckin’ style!
Mar 26th
I was supposed to be 'misunderstood' because I always think before I talk and my mouth work slower than my brain (too smart… no choice… God was unfair, too bad for you ha. Ha.) BUT, someone said my style changed, previously sad, then depressed, then lovey-dovey, then now very the bitchy.
Eh. Uncle. What style? Since when I had a style? If I got style I wouldn't be writing goddamn PMR exam sheets lah!
SO yes, I know I've been bitching too much lately. So what? Do I give a damn? Not like some im-holier-than-thou fairy godmother's going to come over and reprimand me for going up a mountain to sweep the grave (sao mu as they call it) anyway. And by the way, I'm not going to sweep any graves, I've only done it once, and later my mummy told me I can be exempted and to the rest of the world I'm not considered to be under God's grace yet either. I'm so uneducated yeah but I do know that Friday was Good Friday and tomorrow is Easter but I'm going up to Genting to fuck my boyfriend crazy.
If my mother blogged yeah it would be damn scary to read about what she felt to that honest lie. But LUCKILY my mother doesn't blog about how she spends her time at home waiting for her little girl girl to come home to eat dinner with her and how she tells her girl girl to light a joss stick at 9 p.m. every night. I'm still contemplating my faith, thank you very much, but if there really is a God, I would like to thank HIM thoroughly and thoroughly that my mother doesn't blog about my life and how she enjoys talking to everybody else in the world.
And the FUNNY thing about all this is the a horrible misunderstanding and the people who terasa. So, let me clarify something: if you're from Singapore, I can tell you this: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU YOU PIG-HEADED IDIOT AND I NEVER EVER SEEN YOUR SITE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
And then another thing is: I hardly click to links that you link up in your site. Sometimes I mention some friends, but I don't link them up always.
You think I so free to highlight, add URL, highlight add URL all the time ah? And then some people ah, shopping in GIORDANO also add URL. Go Secret Recipe buy cake also must add URL. Eat McDonald's hamburger also go and add URL to the stupid 'hamburger' word (I don't need to know what the layers of a burger consist!). Answer me, next time if you die and you have to buy coffin you add URL to the coffin shop or not?
So. It's 2.20 a.m., I apparently 'don't sound like me', nothing is wrong…. I just feel like cussing and talking bad about other important people. But you forced me to answer so I mah answer lorrrrrrrrrrr: the style's changed cos I have very bad days at work.
WHAT?! DON'T LIKE IS IT? I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO COME ALSO.
You tell me
Mar 25th
Why doesn't anyone believe me when I say I'm inexperienced?
You guys think too much.
Add on to what I thought still think
Mar 25th
I read somewhere that some bloggers jump for joy just because someone famous in the blogosphere mentions them. It's called being promoted, and it sometimes results in a much-desired traffic leap.
My response to that is, 'What the fuck? Got nothing better to do ah?'
Nobody can make you famous. Not mrbrown, not miyagi and certainly not me. The most we can do is link to you one time. You will be famous for that one brief moment when the whole asian blogosphere descends upon your blog to read that one post we linked to. That one moment only. And after that you?ll remember with great happiness the day you got a few thousand hits. That?s right, you?ll be a one-hit wonder.
So what do I think?
1. If you think that blogging is about juicing your brain just to increase traffic, I think you should get a life.
2. If you think that you can up your traffic just because someone famous links you and gives you promotion, well. That is so shallow.
3. If you want to link me, just link me. Don't ask me to link you in return. If you're good, I will link you. I surf around the blogs once in a blue moon and I do find gems. When I do, I link them without telling them. They don't even have to say thank you because it is unnecessary.
4. If you're meant to be famous, you're meant to be famous. Don't beg for fame. It makes the whole thing look cheap.
and finally.
5. If you agree, then you agree. If you don't, it's called, 'I beg to differ.'
Period.
