I don’t have a fuckin’ style!

I was supposed to be 'misunderstood' because I always think before I talk and my mouth work slower than my brain (too smart… no choice… God was unfair, too bad for you ha. Ha.) BUT, someone said my style changed, previously sad, then depressed, then lovey-dovey, then now very the bitchy.

Eh. Uncle. What style? Since when I had a style? If I got style I wouldn't be writing goddamn PMR exam sheets lah!

SO yes, I know I've been bitching too much lately. So what? Do I give a damn? Not like some im-holier-than-thou fairy godmother's going to come over and reprimand me for going up a mountain to sweep the grave (sao mu as they call it) anyway. And by the way, I'm not going to sweep any graves, I've only done it once, and later my mummy told me I can be exempted and to the rest of the world I'm not considered to be under God's grace yet either. I'm so uneducated yeah but I do know that Friday was Good Friday and tomorrow is Easter but I'm going up to Genting to fuck my boyfriend crazy.

If my mother blogged yeah it would be damn scary to read about what she felt to that honest lie. But LUCKILY my mother doesn't blog about how she spends her time at home waiting for her little girl girl to come home to eat dinner with her and how she tells her girl girl to light a joss stick at 9 p.m. every night. I'm still contemplating my faith, thank you very much, but if there really is a God, I would like to thank HIM thoroughly and thoroughly that my mother doesn't blog about my life and how she enjoys talking to everybody else in the world.

And the FUNNY thing about all this is the a horrible misunderstanding and the people who terasa. So, let me clarify something: if you're from Singapore, I can tell you this: I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU YOU PIG-HEADED IDIOT AND I NEVER EVER SEEN YOUR SITE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

And then another thing is: I hardly click to links that you link up in your site. Sometimes I mention some friends, but I don't link them up always.

You think I so free to highlight, add URL, highlight add URL all the time ah? And then some people ah, shopping in GIORDANO also add URL. Go Secret Recipe buy cake also must add URL. Eat McDonald's hamburger also go and add URL to the stupid 'hamburger' word (I don't need to know what the layers of a burger consist!). Answer me, next time if you die and you have to buy coffin you add URL to the coffin shop or not?

So. It's 2.20 a.m., I apparently 'don't sound like me', nothing is wrong…. I just feel like cussing and talking bad about other important people. But you forced me to answer so I mah answer lorrrrrrrrrrr: the style's changed cos I have very bad days at work.

WHAT?! DON'T LIKE IS IT? I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO COME ALSO.

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10 Responses to “I don’t have a fuckin’ style!”

  1. Woah…

  2. Much anger I sense in you… hmmm. Used this line before, I have…

    While I’ve no problem putting URLs to friends’ posts and relevant links, I DO agree that putting URLs to every single URLable word is simply silly.

    Maybe it came from the silly notion by a ‘prominent blogger’ that ‘blogs’ should have a pre-requisite ‘formula’ of “Commentary + Links + Extracts (quotes)”, and everyone believed it. (see my disclaimer on my blog) :)

  3. minishorts Says:
    March 26, 2005 at 1:12 pm

    hail hail!!! just now i saw another blog that had so many clickable links it looked terrible….

    if i wanted to know more information I can find out about it myself. I don’t need unwanted help.

  4. Haha I like your style. You shine here.

  5. I decided to drop by today and saw your post. :D Oh well, I know which blog you refering to. ;) Hehe… Nevermind, he/she is just too free to highlight and add the URL like me, sitting down in front of the PC whole day with nobody to talk to and nothing to do. :) Oh well… :) Keep ranting. :P

  6. minishorts Says:
    March 29, 2005 at 12:11 pm

    albert: thank you for being my loyal supporter for so many years.

    jason: you are welcome. it’s always an achievement to be named in my blog, whether directly, or not directly. the feeling that should be accompanied by that knowledge of being poked, by yours truly, should be… ‘i’m very honoured.’

  7. I’m very honoured!! LOL

  8. lovey, bitchy? does it matter? you’re being you, right? ^__~

  9. minishorts Says:
    March 30, 2005 at 2:46 pm

    THat’s right, zona. Its the VERY ESSENCE of me.

  10. Hey there. I dropped by out of curiosity because someone said you damn anger wor…but me likey what I see! :-)

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