life, love, *motherhood, and then more
I killed them all…
I found a really nifty way to release blogger's tension. You know, the kind of pissing sensation you feel welling up in you when you surf over to some 'he thinks he's so damn great' kind of blogger's site, especially when that freaking ogre blogs about the most (un)sensational stuff that so many people seem to enjoy, well, so many except you….
Well folks, this was what I did. I DECIDED TO RELEASE MY TENSION…. And I got together all the ammunition I had and went on a freaking rampage…
For many many months I've been hating PPS to the roots… so I decided to contact good old Mars to issue an attack.

And then I just had to release tension on behave of the official local dailies, to a particular person who doesn't seem to know his place in the journalistic scheme of things…. DIEEEEEEEE YOU MR JEFF OOI!!!!

Oh yeah, sixth seal has left his negative influence on the Malaysian scene for far too long… so let's flood him as well…

Doc Liew, with his overinflated sense of humour, also deserves a massive bombing…

The leader of the SAHMs, Madam Lilian has got to be cursed for all her pokes on Ching Ming cultures…

Panda came crying to me so I decided to do her a favour by bombing the evil Michael Ooi…

I've also had enough of Siah's vulgarities, so I decided to send him my 'well wishes'…

As for the cowboy, I think he deserves a tonne of worms to be thrown all over him.

I'm not going to say sorry. If you hate me too, I'll do you a very good favour. The most torturous attack was reserved for me.

Not good enough? OK. Visit netdisaster.com, and YOU decide on what best befits my punishment.
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about 5 years ago
Those worms look more like confetti!
about 5 years ago
ummm…. rofl?
about 5 years ago
hmm…the blog actually looks good as an aquarium. compared to the others, i think i got let off easy. thanks chooki!
about 5 years ago
huaibin… i did it cos you’re a seal hheheheh and i thought you’d like the water
about 5 years ago
LOL
about 5 years ago
hehe, thank goodness my blog is no more. wonder what a buaya will kena… bra’s thrown onto the blog?
about 5 years ago
yahahahhah chien, i dunno where did you go… i was so pissed that your blog was not around…
to the rest of the world who didn’t get bombed by minishorts, i actually bombed you, but didn’t have the time to link to so many images hahaha.
about 5 years ago
Minishorts… You made me start my day with a big laugh till my housemates were asking me to keep my tone down! ROTFLMAO…
about 5 years ago
Mauhahaha…I go tell Cowboy now.
about 5 years ago
COOLLLL… I’m going to key in this site next:
http://www.hotmail.com/
For all the spam I’ve had in my mail.
about 5 years ago
HAHAHHAHAHHA
about 5 years ago
speechless…..just speechless
can u hear my jaw droping?
about 5 years ago
jason: always happy to make another BRAT smile…
lancerlord: yeah well… it was CONFETTI, like what kennysia said.
joshua: Oh yeah hoh… SHOULD bomb that stupid mail service provider as well…
lainie: i promise you, you were one of them. but it was more fun to show off the ones I did…
teckliet: yeah I can hear that ‘CRACK’.
about 5 years ago
those holes seems to match my dark background … hmmmm
about 5 years ago
lol! Don’t mess with stressed Scorpio woman!
I’ve been reading your blog for a while now, but have to respond to this one!:P
about 5 years ago
Eggs are good for my wrinkles. But Hanyi’s suggestion is even better.
about 5 years ago
mike: yes it does eh?
lilian: i’m sure YOU should know better. you’re the one who’s got 5 kids.
about 5 years ago
OMG…BAHAHAHAAH!! Woman..I knew you were stressed but to THIS extent? You crack me up girl. Yumcha this weekend? We’re wayy overdue. P/s. Your Harry Potter’s still with me. Remind me again or it’ll remain buried somewhere in my room.
about 5 years ago
Elaine… i will try my best to complete everything so that i get to have time to myself…
so far even poor eric’s have had to be satisfied with seeing me only to chauffeur me to work. and that’s the ONLY way to see me.
about 5 years ago
:O u are teh pwn
about 5 years ago
I’m going to KL this weekend. You better pray I can’t find your address in my little black book.
** hunts for the little black book **
about 5 years ago
suanie: no lah. where got.
caleb: ooooh… i’m soooooooooo scareeeeedddddddd
about 5 years ago
woman, you’re best!
about 5 years ago
kim: ^_^ thanks!
about 5 years ago
Good one, minishorts. And I totally get your frustration with the PMR sheets. BTDT.
about 5 years ago
Not good enough? OK. Visit netdisaster.com, and YOU decide on what best befits my punishment.
take a single use .29 insulin syringe and use it to poke one…two…three…five in total holes in your veins. that’s punishment…clients are going to see the fresh track marks and think i’m a drug addict.
which isn’t the point even if i were. it hurt something awful coz i had to reuse my last syringe to DRAW BLOOD (for the new site’s photo) after injecting meth.
and believe me, don’t use a .29 gauge to draw blood. it’s like trying to get a prune to go through a piggy bank hole.
about 5 years ago
*sigh*
ms… you should find less destructive ways of de-stressing… 8-P
(I spilt coffee all over my blog!)
about 5 years ago
cool! what program did you use?
and why do you hate PPS? *puzzled*
about 5 years ago
OMG … it’s the invasion of the nOObs…
if you were not using your brains already, the post above… was not to kill your site.
it was to promote the netdisaster.com site.
*faints from laughing too much*