I killed them all…
I found a really nifty way to release blogger's tension. You know, the kind of pissing sensation you feel welling up in you when you surf over to some 'he thinks he's so damn great' kind of blogger's site, especially when that freaking ogre blogs about the most (un)sensational stuff that so many people seem to enjoy, well, so many except you….
Well folks, this was what I did. I DECIDED TO RELEASE MY TENSION…. And I got together all the ammunition I had and went on a freaking rampage…
For many many months I've been hating PPS to the roots… so I decided to contact good old Mars to issue an attack.
And then I just had to release tension on behave of the official local dailies, to a particular person who doesn't seem to know his place in the journalistic scheme of things…. DIEEEEEEEE YOU MR JEFF OOI!!!!
Oh yeah, sixth seal has left his negative influence on the Malaysian scene for far too long… so let's flood him as well…
Doc Liew, with his overinflated sense of humour, also deserves a massive bombing…
The leader of the SAHMs, Madam Lilian has got to be cursed for all her pokes on Ching Ming cultures…
Panda came crying to me so I decided to do her a favour by bombing the evil Michael Ooi…
I've also had enough of Siah's vulgarities, so I decided to send him my 'well wishes'…
As for the cowboy, I think he deserves a tonne of worms to be thrown all over him.
I'm not going to say sorry. If you hate me too, I'll do you a very good favour. The most torturous attack was reserved for me.
Not good enough? OK. Visit netdisaster.com, and YOU decide on what best befits my punishment.
March 29th, 2005 at 10:28 am
Those worms look more like confetti!
March 29th, 2005 at 10:32 am
ummm…. rofl?
March 29th, 2005 at 11:06 am
hmm…the blog actually looks good as an aquarium. compared to the others, i think i got let off easy. thanks chooki!
March 29th, 2005 at 11:10 am
huaibin… i did it cos you’re a seal hheheheh and i thought you’d like the water
March 29th, 2005 at 11:48 am
LOL
March 29th, 2005 at 12:12 pm
hehe, thank goodness my blog is no more. wonder what a buaya will kena… bra’s thrown onto the blog?
March 29th, 2005 at 12:13 pm
yahahahhah chien, i dunno where did you go… i was so pissed that your blog was not around…
to the rest of the world who didn’t get bombed by minishorts, i actually bombed you, but didn’t have the time to link to so many images hahaha.
March 29th, 2005 at 12:14 pm
Minishorts… You made me start my day with a big laugh till my housemates were asking me to keep my tone down! ROTFLMAO…
March 29th, 2005 at 12:46 pm
Mauhahaha…I go tell Cowboy now.
March 29th, 2005 at 12:47 pm
COOLLLL… I’m going to key in this site next:
http://www.hotmail.com/
For all the spam I’ve had in my mail.
March 29th, 2005 at 12:57 pm
HAHAHHAHAHHA
March 29th, 2005 at 1:10 pm
speechless…..just speechless
can u hear my jaw droping?
March 29th, 2005 at 1:20 pm
jason: always happy to make another BRAT smile…
lancerlord: yeah well… it was CONFETTI, like what kennysia said.
joshua: Oh yeah hoh… SHOULD bomb that stupid mail service provider as well…
lainie: i promise you, you were one of them. but it was more fun to show off the ones I did…
teckliet: yeah I can hear that ‘CRACK’.
March 29th, 2005 at 2:10 pm
those holes seems to match my dark background … hmmmm
March 29th, 2005 at 2:46 pm
lol! Don’t mess with stressed Scorpio woman!
I’ve been reading your blog for a while now, but have to respond to this one!:P
March 29th, 2005 at 3:24 pm
Eggs are good for my wrinkles. But Hanyi’s suggestion is even better.
March 29th, 2005 at 3:27 pm
mike: yes it does eh?
lilian: i’m sure YOU should know better. you’re the one who’s got 5 kids.
March 29th, 2005 at 7:27 pm
OMG…BAHAHAHAAH!! Woman..I knew you were stressed but to THIS extent? You crack me up girl. Yumcha this weekend? We’re wayy overdue. P/s. Your Harry Potter’s still with me. Remind me again or it’ll remain buried somewhere in my room.
March 29th, 2005 at 8:56 pm
Elaine… i will try my best to complete everything so that i get to have time to myself…
so far even poor eric’s have had to be satisfied with seeing me only to chauffeur me to work. and that’s the ONLY way to see me.
March 29th, 2005 at 10:17 pm
:O u are teh pwn
March 29th, 2005 at 10:23 pm
I’m going to KL this weekend. You better pray I can’t find your address in my little black book.
** hunts for the little black book **
March 29th, 2005 at 11:00 pm
suanie: no lah. where got.
caleb: ooooh… i’m soooooooooo scareeeeedddddddd
March 30th, 2005 at 2:31 am
woman, you’re best!
March 30th, 2005 at 11:03 am
kim: ^_^ thanks!
March 30th, 2005 at 11:15 am
Good one, minishorts. And I totally get your frustration with the PMR sheets. BTDT.
March 30th, 2005 at 11:27 am
Not good enough? OK. Visit netdisaster.com, and YOU decide on what best befits my punishment.
take a single use .29 insulin syringe and use it to poke one…two…three…five in total holes in your veins. that’s punishment…clients are going to see the fresh track marks and think i’m a drug addict.
which isn’t the point even if i were. it hurt something awful coz i had to reuse my last syringe to DRAW BLOOD (for the new site’s photo) after injecting meth.
and believe me, don’t use a .29 gauge to draw blood. it’s like trying to get a prune to go through a piggy bank hole.
March 31st, 2005 at 4:14 am
*sigh*
ms… you should find less destructive ways of de-stressing… 8-P
(I spilt coffee all over my blog!)
April 1st, 2005 at 2:39 pm
cool! what program did you use?
and why do you hate PPS? *puzzled*
April 1st, 2005 at 3:13 pm
OMG … it’s the invasion of the nOObs…
if you were not using your brains already, the post above… was not to kill your site.
it was to promote the netdisaster.com site.
*faints from laughing too much*
February 3rd, 2007 at 7:11 pm
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