He's gone and dunnit.

The Cowboy has turned me into a one-hit wonder.

And as if that wasn't bad enough, Huai Bin has been INSPIRED enough to register the TIUNIAMA and TIUNIAMACHOWHAI dotcoms because of my de-stressing escapades.

And good Lordy, in the midst of all the excitement, I've done the thing I swore I'll never do. I've gone and URL-ed all the possible URL-ables in this post.

I have just ruined my entire WONDERFUL JESSICA-ALBA-like wholesomeness (to quote Albert) in one single post.

AAccck!

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Oooh… There's also a RADIOACTIVE effect over here… Mr Sixth Seal has gone on a fucking rampage again… Well, we all loved to be tiu-ed by HB every once in a while… evil just loves company… as they all say.

I'm going to say this. This is precisely why I've been here since 2002, and STILL THRIVING. The rest of the world, LICK MY BALLS.

Wait. I don't have any.

Gah. Nevermind.