just minishorts.

I'm going to plug these people for being so nice to me.

Kennysia for doing the BEST APRIL FOOL'S PRANK in blogging history. Urm. My version of blogging history that is.

Underdog for quickly moving away from that very misleading moniker. Also because he reminded me that I'm still … err… growing up.

The rest of the world, learn from them.

OK. Back to work. MUAHS MUAHS.

Hi. If you didn't know me already, this is a good start.

I'm minishorts. I don't wear hotpants.

Minishorts as in mini (small), shorts (pendek). I'm not short, btw. I'm almost 5″6′. Minishorts actually means: small and short blog-posts. Au contraire, my posts can be very long. That's because they're not for reading. They've been online since 2002, and that's pretty long ago.

This space is for me to say the things that I can't otherwise say in real life. Because if I said these things in real life, people will look at me one kind and think I am crazy.

Maybe I am crazy.

By the way, you are actually not welcome here, but maybe like the rest of the world you just want to pop by and spill your thoughts too. Up to you lah. I'm all for freedom of speech. Because I'm so kind I always leave a space for you to say something in retaliation to what I say.

UPDATES (May 26, 2005)

My posts are spread out in seven categories, for easy browsing. They're not exactly genius material (though some say so), but reading them should give you an idea of the kind of person I am.

General takes you to posts that don't exactly have a significant theme.

(S)he deals with my views and opinions regarding human behaviour, especially when dissected into man and woman behaviour.

Blogs stores a crapload of bullshit that reflects my reactions towards the blogosphere. Usually good, but sometimes bitchy. Some bloggers get killed by me in here.

Rant, because I'm a girl and I rant a lot. So sue me.

Life proves that I can be insightful and melancholic sometimes.

Personal. 'Nuff said.

Bedtime Stories are my worktime escapades. I write for a living and sometimes the job gets on my nerves. All fiction, very explicit.

UPDATES (July12, 2005): Linking Me

I don't do Link-Exchange. In my posts I oft talk about other blogs that I read in passing or that I find impressive or that I feel is very worth a visit. So don't write to beg me to link you. If you link me, thank you very much! I'm glad to be of some skewed value to your otherwise boring day.

You can link me with this mini-banner these buttons for now. If I have the time I'll make some more. Or if anyone wants to donate your skills to make me some linkables can oso. I'll dedicate a grand big post to you if I like the gifts.

Self-made

From April-girl

Updates

minishorts.net updated to the latest WP 1.5.2 just recently! After this, my site is now proudly maintained by my very reliable friend Edrei, self-style WP guru. Muchas gracias, Ed.

I have an infatuation with my trolls.They feed my very soul and remind me that I am only mortal after all. If you haven't noticed already, I decided that I didn't want to delete the wonderful things that have been said about me. So, everytime something nice is said about me, I put it up and you go down in the hall of shame fame.

But unfortunately, trolls don't leave their names.

Such a shame.

But anyway, to appreciate the wonderful things these loyal followers have said about me, (I've been too free anyway), I decided to scroll down memory lane, and present to you the pretty little gifts they have left for me.

'There you go contradicting yourself again and in your previous post you flamed someone who you now so loyally followed the footsteps,' from don'tbother.

'I can?t believe I just wasted 5minutes of my live reading that junk. You ought to be shot for writing such a piece of trash, you hobo! Insecure bitches like you use blogs and waste precious time pimping yourself out like a stupid piece of whore that you are,' from mrtwinkies.

They come in flocks. 'But the beautiful part is.. Twinkies is rite. Yes, life is ironic? ,' said someonewhoknowsck.

Obviously these are my true friends.

'twinkies is so right abt CK. anyway i have to admit i dont like CK since Day 1 i know CK. CK always think she?s so good in this and that. sad to say, there are many gals out there who are better than you and not cocky as you. i think you should like change and stop using the blog to ?advertise? yourself. good day!!' said iknowyoutoo.

'any thicker ur face will be made into the side of George W Bush?s bulletproof limo,' my personal favourite from monkeyman.

I wish there were more. People like this remind me that I am loved. *SWOONS*