Being female
It is this time of the month that really makes me HATE being a female. There's just blood EVERYWHERE… UP, DOWN, on the walls (OK not that bad), but its freaking disgusting. And I always, always leak. So in the end, I end up having to soak my panties in very soapy water, dipping my hands into it and brushing my arms to 'sore-dom' because I need to get the stains off. Without losing the spandax in the waist-bands. Uh.
Too much information.
WELL. It's true. I hate having my period. It makes me grumpy, it makes my moods fluctuate, and makes me extra sensitive to everything. And as if I'm already not sensitive enough.
I think, when I'm having a period, everyone who believes that I love them should stay far, far away from me so that I don't accidentally hurt their feelings. And if I do hurt your feelings yeah, it's unintended, I can't seem to regulate my hormonal imbalances. Already bad enough that the other 25 days of the month I'm a messed up demented woman trying to convince herself that nothing is wrong with her, on period days I go completely ballistic.
I hardly realize what I'm talking about.
Shit. URGH. THE BLOOD. OK.
I'm going to go.
Night.
April 8th, 2005 at 1:13 am
there, there woman. my tap is opened too. leaked on the BED. damnit. blame my mommy for buying kotex and not laurier night safe. *grumble*
hope you cheer up! *lifts champagne glass*
April 8th, 2005 at 4:34 am
HAHAHAHAHA! I’m so glad I’m male…
Just kidding, you have my sympathies.
April 8th, 2005 at 5:10 am
but i love kotex, swear on kotex overnight wings!!! laurier all also same thickness one~ blerks
take EPOs, they help minimise the pms, i swear on EPO also
April 8th, 2005 at 9:00 am
I love Whisper Ultra Thin Night Safe!!!
April 8th, 2005 at 9:36 am
I love Laurier Night Pads With Wings!!!!!
Oh wait, I don’t. What am I talking about?
This entry is about as graphic as the yeast infection one.
April 8th, 2005 at 9:52 am
i believe in tampons
April 8th, 2005 at 10:50 am
I love whisper ultra thin, hahahah but at the warehouse sale I bought about 20 packets of laurier night safe.
VERY COTTONY lah. I don’t quite like. But cheap mah. what to do.
April 8th, 2005 at 11:02 am
too much info… way way too much info…
what happened to the good old days when women who did not burp, fart or even take a dump *sigh*
LOL
April 8th, 2005 at 1:14 pm
20 packets of laurier night safe can last you until you have a baby! (and also enough to soak up the placenta after birth..etc)
LOL, why are we discussing about pads here? *waves hands around*
HAHAHA…
April 8th, 2005 at 3:49 pm
What has wings and sucks blood?
Hahha.. sorry couldn’t resist. Pls don’t hurt me.
April 8th, 2005 at 4:54 pm
“…but its freaking disgusting. And I always, always leak.”
On behalf of all the guys out there, I just want to say: Too. Much. Info.
April 8th, 2005 at 5:43 pm
Thanks Dzof. Much appreciated.
Why hasn’t anyone taken this to the next disgusting level… and considered how all this blood in the world can be re-used, re-packaged and sold somehow?
April 8th, 2005 at 7:55 pm
*mouth agape*
Some say don’t take teh when you have visitors, but warm tea helps to make days 3 and onwards more leak-free and tolerable.
April 9th, 2005 at 12:31 am
tampons are really good when you want to rid yourself of leak-worry but you can’t go sleep with it.
I find sleeping on my side makes it less prone to leaking that on my back. Then again, I’m thankful that when I sleep, I hardly bleed. hehe. Only when you first wake up in the morning! Fuh! I’m glad the toilet is just outside my door. *hee!*
April 9th, 2005 at 7:06 pm
hmmm… sometimes i stick two pads on top of each other to elongate the length. NO LEAKAGE.
Wheee….
April 10th, 2005 at 1:16 pm
ms… way too much information…
8-P
April 11th, 2005 at 3:25 pm
I love kotex. Try em, got extra long wan like 35cm or so with wings. Solves the leakage problem.
June 25th, 2005 at 8:00 pm
You cheer me up! it’s been raining and I’m currently having PMS too. My nose is blocked because whole of last night I cried after having ballastic arguments with my bf. You’re really bold to write all the details. I love it! Keep it up.
August 20th, 2005 at 4:49 pm
Ummm. i guess this is an eye-opener for the guys. why is it too much information? this will let you know what the women had to endure every month. You think this is fun for them or something?
I stay away from her or give her chocolates to “correct” the hormone imbalance in her body. Seems like something sweet works.
About the pads. Absolutely no idea what those are. Wait till she asks me to buy her some. Then I’ll probably faint.