I Love Little Pussy
Its rather early for bedtime stories but we can do some rhymes! I found these, completely unabridged, in my little book of 365 Stories and Rhymes for Little Girls.
I Love Little Pussy
I love little pussy, her coat is so warm;
And if I don't hurt her, she'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail nor drive her away,
But pussy and I very gently will play.
Pussycat Mole
Pussycat mole
Jumped over a coal,
And in her best petticoat
burnt a great hole.
Poor pussy's weeping,
she'll have no more milk,
Until her best petticoat's
mended with silk.
Pussycat, Pussycat
Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the Queen.
Pussycat, pussycat, what did you there?
I frightened a little mouse under her chair.
Oh, there's another called 'I Love My Kitten' but I decided to use the word 'pussy' again 'cos it sounds WAAAAAY cuter.
I Love My Pussy
I love my pussy because she purrs softly when I stroke her.
She pounces on a ball of wool and rolls it between her paws.
She runs along the garden wall and leaps over the gate.
She washes her face by licking her soft padded paws.
She peeps through the pussy flap to see if her dinner is ready.
But I love her most of all when she sits with her tails curled all around her.
Ooh the fun things we're teaching our little girls these days.
April 20th, 2005 at 10:03 am
omg, the innuendos.
makes me feel weird so early in the morning. ah the joy of being a child. subtle education.
April 20th, 2005 at 10:11 am
heh….the more i read your blog the more i worry for the future kids that will be reading your stories….
April 20th, 2005 at 10:11 am
Ummnn… miss, do you actually realise how your entries turned out? Ermm… either you’ve very cheeky, or very innocent…
April 20th, 2005 at 10:58 am
mmmmm… pussy so nice and warm.
I like…
*meeeaaaawwww*
April 20th, 2005 at 11:12 am
That was wonderful. I am so inspired to write some nursery rhymes myself.
April 20th, 2005 at 11:32 am
The “pussy flap”??
I guess that’s one way to call it…
April 20th, 2005 at 11:46 am
Haha I love pussy too
April 20th, 2005 at 1:31 pm
Must…think…clean…thoughts.
Must…resist…cat…calls.
April 20th, 2005 at 1:52 pm
Minishorts, the evil siren of the blogosphere, has sang (wrote) a song (rhyme) that sends all men (testosterone charged) who hear it (read) to their death…
April 20th, 2005 at 2:01 pm
I complement it with a poyem
Or a Prayer…depending how you rate it
April 20th, 2005 at 2:14 pm
Pussy cat pussy cat I love you
Pussy cat pussy cat yes I do
I love your pusy, can I eat it?
April 20th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
[...] shorts that it’s her eyes that need checking, not mine on her blog. Oh and she has a post on pussy as well. [...]
April 20th, 2005 at 4:06 pm
Hope you dont mind if I “borrow” them (with credit to you, of course)
Love your writing!
oh btw, the problem with parsing comments (this window) I think it may be that it can not handle the ‘ character. I use a lot of contractions. The error message seemed to point to right after the ‘, so I removed each one. When all where gone - no error!
April 20th, 2005 at 4:09 pm
it’s education, my dears. they have to learn one day anyway. might as well teach them the facts now.
April 20th, 2005 at 6:20 pm
Hahaha! I agree with you then, Ms ‘Sexpert’
What about poems to teach little boys now then?
April 20th, 2005 at 7:59 pm
I love your pussy too
June 17th, 2005 at 2:11 pm
i love pussi, i wanna eat ur pussi and i wanna strech ur pussi flap.lol:
July 21st, 2007 at 5:47 am
i love real pussy