I am not f***ed.
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No, honestly. I have not recently just started to become more blatantly loose with my dispensal of the four-letter word. The word has been embedded within me for quite sometime already, and while previously it did sound a wee bit foul to be cussing with the four-letter F*** word all the time, I have since begun to view it as a simpler way to convey my meanings, especially when it comes to the extra-intense ones that need more 'ooomph'.
Apropos, the four-letter word has been recognized to be one of the most versatile words in the f***ing universe, as demonstrated by this over-circulated flash, and in (what I have recognized as) my limited lexiconal capacity I have merely reduced several parts of my speech to this singular but extremely diverse dictionary-entry. Also, I wanted to help you understand things more.
Besides, it makes things more interesting too, as demonstrated below in an otherwise mad-mix of adjectives/adverbs/verbs/etc, etc.
Did you hear about that blasphemous tale about the resident shorts-wearing elf that tried to silence the atrocious parrot with the defunct tongue that wouldn't stop wagging? Well, she did it in the sincerest hope that the move would bring wondrous joy to the entire jungle.
That was very civilized and boring. The four-letter word can spruce things up.
Did you hear about that fucking tale about the fuckilicious resident shorts-wearing elf that tried to silence the fucked-up parrot with the fucked-up tongue that just wouldn't stop fucking? Well, she fucking did it in the fuckerest hope that that fucking move would bring fuckrous joy to the entire fucking jungle.
So, as you see, it has so far served its purpose well, and I believe it shall continue to be a loyal servant of its master (a.k.a. me). And I hope this post will further convince you that I am not fucking fucked with my fucked life. 
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April 26, 2005 at 10:40 am
yeah, but when you use ‘fuck’ too often, it really just doesn’t seem offensive anymore. It’ll just be another word, and the impact not there anymore lar. no fun to use oledi….
April 26, 2005 at 12:26 pm
April 26, 2005 at 2:13 pm
I think you dirasuk oleh the spirit of a blogger who’s recently stopped blogging.
April 26, 2005 at 4:30 pm
Fucking hell, what’s so fucking wrong about the word fuck? I can’t fucking stand it when people fucking ask we to shut the fuck up whenever I utter the word fuck. Don’t you fucking agree?
April 26, 2005 at 4:45 pm
tiu!
April 26, 2005 at 5:05 pm
to fuck or not to fuck, that is the question
April 26, 2005 at 6:31 pm
3 answers when someone says fuck you!
Ans 1: yes please!
Ans 2: you wish
Ans 3: Fuck you too.
April 26, 2005 at 9:22 pm
Was just about to say what Saffy said. This wouldn’t be a guess blog by the aforementioned blogger would it? Or are you taking over the reigns?