Judge me to Hell

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005 @ 12:04 pm | General

I found a cool story, and like your daily storyteller, oft do I recommend links that are very worth a visit.

Excerpts from Barnett's atheist site:

The line seemed to stretch back forever. Hundreds of millions of souls, waiting patiently for their turn before the throne. The date… Well, the day is Judgment Day, so you won't find it on any calendar. The queue of people winds its way down the mountain, through the valley and off into the far distance. Everybody in the queue can see the final destination at the mountain peak. A hundred miles away, they can see it perfectly clearly. And they wait, moving forward a couple of steps at a time. Towards God, and the Decision.

At the head of the we find a young Christian, wearing an expression of awe and joy. Behind him, an atheist, looking slightly astonished, examining a leaf she has picked from a nearby bush, trying to decide if it is real or not. Heaven, she thinks, should be whiter, with more dry ice swirling about; not look like a Welsh hillside on a hot day.

So, be thou a believer, or a non-believer, I thought knowledge is Truth and best we decide for ourselves.

Now judge me to Hell.

3 Responses to “Judge me to Hell”

  1. suanie Says:

    … and on the panel of judges deciding who gets to enter heaven/nirvana are Elvis, Marilyn Monroe and Johnny Carson.

    Basically you are screwed anyway.

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