Archive for May 24th, 2005

Rapunzel Speaks 11: How to do it right #3

May 24, 2005 in Story-teller

minishorts would rate this story as HIGHLY unsuitable for under-aged readers because of extremely explicit descriptives.

I was on holiday because I had to go and get married. Yes, we do get married in Fairytale-land, and when we get married, we do get a marriage certificate. All the trouble, just so that we can have sex legally on the pretence of making babies.

The whole load of hookah they tell kids just to avoid the 'make love' part. But then again, I wouldn't want MY children to start experimenting with little dicks and little pussies, right? That's why you've got to hear it in First Person Point of View, from me, Rapunzel, myself. The things the Fairy Tale Collections for Young Children won't tell you.

I got married so that I could have sex LEGALLY.

But now I'm back and let's see… where was I?

***

Yes. I was revisiting the very first time.

What I recall, now, was lying on the bed, naked accept for a flimsy piece of lace that covered the part where my legs began. And Mark going all animalistic over my breasts, like he had never seen those things in his life ever.

He was very good at this thing called love-making though. I still like how he would use his hands to mold my breasts and send me into exquisite cries of raptured wonder, or how he would breathe from below my nipples, while staring into my eyes. Sometimes, he would try to make both my nipples touch each other, and everything, I would, well…

…moan and moan and moan.

*Giggles*

I think I should have held back, the first time. But, a girl, too can have her urges, and when a guy keeps on playing with just her breasts, it can get very very tiring. So I decided to take charge.

Tip #5: If you prefer the lady to take charge without asking her to do it, tempt her into doing it. Refrain from stripping her to stark nakedness. Usually, it is very, very likely for the lady to, well, take the reins and submit you into her temple of worship. Otherwise, you can skip this tip and go straight to the stark nakedness at first charge. But of course, foreplay wouldn't be so exciting thereafter.

You won't believe how adept I am at unfastening a man's buttons. With my teeth, tongue and lips. Stripping Mark off was quite an easy task, the difficult this is doing it without my hands. But I can assure you, he enjoyed the entire experience. So did I. Tremendously.

Even though I had seen him naked before, it didn't stop me from trembling when I finally took every piece of cloth off him.

'Wow.' He was huge.

He smiled. 'Good that you're not giggling today.'

I smiled, 'I'm getting used to you.'

'Would you get used to me, really?'
'I think so.'
'You think so?'
'Yes, so.'
'Why so?'
'I'm scared so.'

He smile again, and this time, he pulled away the final piece of garment, with his teeth (I think he was mimicking my actions), and every time his lips brushed with my skin, I, err…

…moaned and moaned and moaned.

'I've never done this before,' I blurted out, when he rejoined me on the bed. He had, by now, lifted my right leg over his left shoulder, and was proceeding to do the same with his right.

'Mmmm,' he mumbled, and rubbed against me a bit. I closed my eyes in terror. 'Relax.'

'I'm scared.'
'You're dry.'
'I don't know how to do this.'
'I can make you wet.'

Tip #6: That's what YOU SHOULD DO FIRST. Woi. Don't lah just ram into the girl when she's not ready. Some guys, I heard, never learn. They just want to get it in ASAP. They don't even care if a girl, you know, gets wet first. I think Mark was thisclose to commiting this mistake. Fortunately he pulled back.

He took my legs off his shoulders and went down. What followed was the best thing to ever happen to me since I was proclaimed the prettiest babe in this side of town. Will tell you about it tomorrow.

Previously on Rapunzel Speaks:
RS 1 RS 2 RS 3 RS 4 RS 5 RS 6 RS 7 RS 8

Rapunzel shares her lovemaking tips:
RS 9: How to do it right #1
RS 10: How to do it right #2

How minishorts is the idiot

May 24, 2005 in Diary-writer

In this occasion, I'll demonstrate the times when I be the idiot.

Concerned says: hey, ur current bf is a total snob
Concerned says: y in the world r u with him??
minishorts says: because he's a total snob
minishorts says: why
Concerned says: hahahahahahaha
Concerned says: so u like him because he is a total snob??
minishorts says: no no why do you say he's a total snob
Concerned says: nah, just how he acts
Concerned says: together with his possy
minishorts says: nicholas and keong ah
minishorts says: i've know nick since i was in form 1 lah he's ok
minishorts says: i think they're just older than the rest of you.
Concerned says: really, too me he is a fucking snob
Concerned says: older also………….damn man
minishorts says: i think you're fucking rude too
minishorts says: if i told you your gf is a total bitch
minishorts says: i guess you'd react the same way to me
Concerned says: hmmm………… then I will ask u why, and if the reasons are good then I will listen
Concerned says: it is just the way he acted during the wedding, he and his group
Concerned says: not sporting lar
Concerned says: sorry lar if hurt your feelings
minishorts says: i know why.
Concerned says: just a concerned friend expressing his feelings
minishorts says: i tell you what happened
minishorts says: he doesn't know the bulk of you, and when people don't know everyone , they tend to generalize.
minishorts says: that means he lumps everyone into a big sack and beat beat beat.
Concerned says: what I meant is not the way he treats us
Concerned says: I dun care how he treats us
Concerned says: it was his performance as the best man
Concerned says: not him alone lar
Concerned says: it includes the whole group also
minishorts says: i see
Concerned says: u know me well enough to know that I am impartial
minishorts says: don't mind me log this chat yeah
minishorts says: i'll show eric this. maybe he can change to your liking.
Concerned says: wah liao
Concerned says: dun lar please
Concerned says: I dun wan to cause trouble lar
Concerned says: please dun
minishorts says: don't you think what you're doing now is already … causing trouble?
Concerned says: nope
Concerned says: it is a private conversation btw 2 friends
minishorts says: oh you're being concerned is that it?
minishorts says: i don't think its that private if you suddenly tell me this
Concerned says: so it is up to u to see whether my words are meant thinking over or not
Concerned says: I am not on ur ex bf's side by the way
minishorts says: i don't recall you being nice enough to message me regarding how concerned you are when me and my ex bf were breaking up
minishorts says: or asking me why i don't go to meetings anymore
minishorts says: i'm not saying you're taking my ex bf's side.
Concerned says: when u and ur ex bf were breaking up, I was hearing 2 sides of the story, and from what I heard, I just could judge as it was really very far apart, the stories, so I decided to stand aside
Concerned says: sorry to say this but recently I dun really go to meetings much as well
minishorts says: so now you're… butting in and telling me
Concerned says: too busy lar
minishorts says: i should think over because my bf is a total snob
Concerned says: I didn't ask u too think over, just letting u know how he acted
Concerned says: maybe it may benefit your relationship with him
minishorts says: i think it has benefited my relationship with you too

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