just minishorts.

I am superbly pissed today.

Why?

Because it is the first day of my period.

Because I lost my handphone yesterday. After church some more.

Because not only I have a period, I have to have a terrible stomach ache at the same time.

Because its a stupid Monday. MONDAY! MONDAY! IYEEEEEE.

Because I look like shit. SATURDAY I went to I dye my hair, wanted it to be blonde but now I have red and orange streaks all over my head. I look like someone poured marmalade all over my head right now.

I swear if I put on minishorts and a very tight T I'll look like an Ah Lian to the N. Geh…

Some more I keep going to the toilet to berak and wipe blood. Do you know what it's like having to lau sai and wipe blood off your asscrack at the same time? Stinks yes. Disgusting yes. Somemore when I flush the toilet, the bowl got stains of dunno poo or blood. So I had to take the water pipe and press its end to create a high pressured water spray to spray down the remnants of my blood-streaked liquidified shit.

At the same time I had to be extremely careful not to spray that stuff on to my pretty pink dress today.

I decided to look pretty today because of the stupid marmalade hair, and of all days today have to come my stupid period! I'm in a pretty-as-pink MNG do okay, cost me about 450 to get this top, and skirt and belt, and nice pretty pink shoes and pretty pink bag, and of all DAYS, today I have to have a period, and a stomach ache!

Just now when I was driving to work I was trying VERY VERY hard to sit still-still so that the oozing blood (I was only wearing panty liners this morning ok) wouldn't get onto my skirt and stain it good.

Damn I hate periods.

And then the stupid phone.

I had to be suey enough to meet a thief yesterday who decided to TAKE MY HANDPHONE while I was eating my pork-ball noodles.

And because of that KANINIA I have to spend an extra 600+ this month. So now I have a new phone, unexpectedly, and not that I really needed a new phone some more.

I AM UBERLY UBERLY PISSED WITH THE ENTIRE WORLD TODAY SO IF YOU HATE ME BUT STILL DAMN THICK SKIN AND YOU WANT TO TALK TO ME JUST PRETEND TO LIKE ME AND LOVE ME AND SPREAD ME ALL OVER WITH YOUR OOEY GOOEY GOODNESS AND WONDERFULNESS.

I NEED TO FEEL DAMN LOVED TODAY.

Otherwise you know if I snap at you it's not my fault. It's the bloody world's fault. I warn you already. Don't say I didn't tell you.

I feel like a bloody WOE-man today.

EVERYBODY ON EARTH IS AN IDIOT TODAY.

YOU ARE AN IDIOT YOU ARE AN IDIOT YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

I am the super genius, the super babe and I have an invisible 'I am Queen' crown on my head. Squint and you will see it. What? Cannot see right?

I told you you were blind.

AAAAARGH EVERYTIME I BREATHE THERE IS BLOOD OOZING OUT OF ME.

It's only going to be 12 noon and I HAVE BEEN TO THE TOILET LIKE SIX TIMES ALREADY SINCE 8 AM.

I've popped 3 Panadol menstruals already and am still feeling cranky.

Curse the guy who stole my handphone.

THIS IS A RANT IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME JUST GO AND SCREW YOURSELF. IF YOU STILL CAN'T JERK OFF I RECOMMEND GOING TO THE DOCTORS. MAYBE YOU HAVE A LOUSY EQUIPMENT. GO GET IMPLANTS OR EXTENSIONS OR SOMETHING.

But don't be stupid and get a uterus.

Uteruses are not fun.

They are not fun.

They get invaded by a dick every once in a while.

Then after many many years that dick will start to complain that the stupid vagina opening that opens the way into the uterus is TOO FUCKING LOOSE.

Not like you see us complaining about too fucking short dicks all the time also.

Also have you see a dick that bleeds like every 28 days or so?

Speaking of which, I was wondering, if guys had periods, what would their pads look like? wrap around the dick like a hotdog bun, izzit?

I HATE MY UTERUS. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT A WOMAN FEELS LIKE WITH A UTERUS, DON'T ASK SOMEONE LIKE ME ON HER PERIOD DAYS.

I SO HATE MY UTERUS TODAY.

Actually that's not entirely true.

I also hate the idiot who took my phone.

Aiyah I hate the whole world lah ok.

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE the entire fucking world today.

AAAAAAAAAARGH AARGH.

BTW,

Anyone has Akon's Lonely in a small MP3 file or a midi file please send to me because I so want that one for my ringtone. And if you know me personally be lah a bit smart send me your handphone number because duh. I lost my handphone. All phone numbers are gone.

OK. I'm done. Thank you for reading this shit. I go toilet yeah?

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