just minishorts.

I asked Suanie to interview me because I wanted to be femes.

1) According to you, which are the 5 types of people who needs to be eliminated in order to make the world a better place?
Type 1: Religious Fanatics.
Type 2: Righteous Fanatics.
Type 3: Narcissistic Fanatics.
Type 4: Michael-Jackson Fanatics.
Type 5: (Fill this in yourself) Fanatics.

Actually I think I just want to eliminate ONE kind of people. FANATICS. The other idiots are bearable, at least they make my feelings of annoyance go somewhere.

2) If you could change one thing about Malaysia what would it be?
The education system/policy/whatchamacalit. Someone please inject some sense into that crap piece of thing. Reason? ME! I'm a living example of the kind of crap shit it produces.

3) Would you have sex with a midget? Why?
No. I don't see what's so fun about having a hamsap dwarf sticking his thumb-length dick into me. Even if his dick were 8 inches long, I bet he can't kiss me at the same time, which is what I want when he's thrusting in and out of me. Plus I bet his stubby hands won't be able to FUCK my cunt and caress my nipples at the same time. So there.

Actually. No because I'm a restricted area. Midgets are not authorized personnel.

From Go-Quiz.com

4) Which country would you choose to migrate to and why?
Singapore. Because unlike Malaysia, there's always a Tomorrow there. Okay that's kind of lame. No really. Because I was born there and then my family migrated here. So if I migrate I think I'll go back to Singapore. And then they're also always talking about the gahmen just like how we are. At least if I migrate to Singapore, I won't even feel like I've left home.

5) Would you sacrifice yourself to save a random family of 4? Why?
No. My hair, my face, my body, my clothes and everything else about me is more precious than a random family of 4. And obviously, I'm kiasu and kiasi like this because of the education system.

The Official Interview Game Rules (copied to be passed on)
1) If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying 'INTERVIEW ME'.
2) I will respond by asking you five questions - each person’s will be different.
3) You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4) You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5) When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

When the crossover was done, I felt extreme pleasure, which made me spit out verse-loads of Shakespeare.

The truth is, after the cherry popped,

Mark and me, both alike in non-dignity,
On my fair bed, where we lay in sin,
From ancient chastity break to new liberty,
Where his feisty malehood makes my sweet unclean.
From forth his ravishing loins he swiftly sows
His pair of dangling mini-orbs pushes forth a seedful life;
Then later, over, up and under me he fiercely overthrows
Do with my moans and fuel his burning sex-drive
Aimed direct through the passage of my womanly grove,
And the slobbering of his kisses all over my breasts-topped rib-cage,
When finally he cometh, his joyful treasure filled my trove,
On my bed I can proclaim now my exquisite coming of age;
That cherry called virginity which I finally gave my man,
What I have lost, without which I've been more content.

Which obviously, makes up for all the pain endured during his breakthrough.

Previously on Rapunzel Speaks:
RS 1 RS 2 RS 3 RS 4 RS 5 RS 6 RS 7 RS 8

Rapunzel shares her lovemaking tips:
RS 9: How to do it right #1
RS 10: How to do it right #2
RS 11: How to do it right #3

And then later,
RS 12: So much for the popped cherry