Rapunzel Speaks 13: When he cometh, I quoted Shakespeare
When the crossover was done, I felt extreme pleasure, which made me spit out verse-loads of Shakespeare.
The truth is, after the cherry popped,
Mark and me, both alike in non-dignity,
On my fair bed, where we lay in sin,
From ancient chastity break to new liberty,
Where his feisty malehood makes my sweet unclean.
From forth his ravishing loins he swiftly sows
His pair of dangling mini-orbs pushes forth a seedful life;
Then later, over, up and under me he fiercely overthrows
Do with my moans and fuel his burning sex-drive
Aimed direct through the passage of my womanly grove,
And the slobbering of his kisses all over my breasts-topped rib-cage,
When finally he cometh, his joyful treasure filled my trove,
On my bed I can proclaim now my exquisite coming of age;
That cherry called virginity which I finally gave my man,
What I have lost, without which I've been more content.
Which obviously, makes up for all the pain endured during his breakthrough.
Previously on Rapunzel Speaks:
RS 1 RS 2 RS 3 RS 4 RS 5 RS 6 RS 7 RS 8
Rapunzel shares her lovemaking tips:
RS 9: How to do it right #1
RS 10: How to do it right #2
RS 11: How to do it right #3
And then later,
RS 12: So much for the popped cherry
May 31st, 2005 at 10:50 am
Aiyah, what is this? Open erotica, 18-sx material …
Are you writing fanfic? Hmm … never heard of Rapunzel fanfic …
May 31st, 2005 at 11:27 am
Very soon, you can publish a book liao.
May 31st, 2005 at 11:45 am
Ooo… I like the verse!
May 31st, 2005 at 12:01 pm
Your 5 questions :
According to you, which are the 5 types of people who needs to be eliminated in order to make the world a better place?
If you could change one thing about Malaysia what would it be?
Would you have sex with a midget? Why?
Which country would you choose to migrate to and why?
Would you sacrifice yourself to save a random family of 4? Why?
May 31st, 2005 at 4:22 pm
[...]
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June 1st, 2005 at 12:15 pm
Then the exhausted Mark said,
“My limbs do desire sweet repose
As that of a tired horse
Tedious this day has been.
Pray let me sleep anon.
And continue the morrow anew
When the morning cock shall crow
And whence my cock shall grow
Oh fair Rapunzel!”
June 14th, 2005 at 11:10 am
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June 20th, 2005 at 9:35 am
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