Suanie asked, I answered
I asked Suanie to interview me because I wanted to be femes.
1) According to you, which are the 5 types of people who needs to be eliminated in order to make the world a better place?
Type 1: Religious Fanatics.
Type 2: Righteous Fanatics.
Type 3: Narcissistic Fanatics.
Type 4: Michael-Jackson Fanatics.
Type 5: (Fill this in yourself) Fanatics.
Actually I think I just want to eliminate ONE kind of people. FANATICS. The other idiots are bearable, at least they make my feelings of annoyance go somewhere.
2) If you could change one thing about Malaysia what would it be?
The education system/policy/whatchamacalit. Someone please inject some sense into that crap piece of thing. Reason? ME! I'm a living example of the kind of crap shit it produces.
3) Would you have sex with a midget? Why?
No. I don't see what's so fun about having a hamsap dwarf sticking his thumb-length dick into me. Even if his dick were 8 inches long, I bet he can't kiss me at the same time, which is what I want when he's thrusting in and out of me. Plus I bet his stubby hands won't be able to FUCK my cunt and caress my nipples at the same time. So there.
Actually. No because I'm a restricted area. Midgets are not authorized personnel.
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4) Which country would you choose to migrate to and why?
Singapore. Because unlike Malaysia, there's always a Tomorrow there. Okay that's kind of lame. No really. Because I was born there and then my family migrated here. So if I migrate I think I'll go back to Singapore. And then they're also always talking about the gahmen just like how we are. At least if I migrate to Singapore, I won't even feel like I've left home.
5) Would you sacrifice yourself to save a random family of 4? Why?
No. My hair, my face, my body, my clothes and everything else about me is more precious than a random family of 4. And obviously, I'm kiasu and kiasi like this because of the education system.
The Official Interview Game Rules (copied to be passed on)
1) If you want to participate, leave a comment below saying 'INTERVIEW ME'.
2) I will respond by asking you five questions - each person’s will be different.
3) You will update your journal/blog with the answers to the questions.
4) You will include this explanation and an offer to interview others in the same post.
5) When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
May 31st, 2005 at 4:50 pm
Why not come Melbourne? Roughly same exchange with SG some more. And as Elaine would put it, lots of hot hunky tantalizing males here later. *runs away in case Elaine comes*:twisted:
May 31st, 2005 at 5:16 pm
you want to eliminate minishorts fanatics too?
May 31st, 2005 at 5:48 pm
lol, you so obscene leh.
May 31st, 2005 at 6:14 pm
I go with No 2. The education system needs a revamp, big time.
May 31st, 2005 at 6:42 pm
I agree with fishtail as well. It’s hilarious as it is absurd.
May 31st, 2005 at 7:37 pm
ROFL about the midget answer. You dirty dirty girl!
May 31st, 2005 at 10:17 pm
minishorts: interview me! i’m high right now and i’m on msn. prob better to IM me rather email the questons.
waiting for your baton.
jesus, i’m so high right now, it’s not even funny.
May 31st, 2005 at 10:37 pm
How wicked! I love your free-spirit
I’m with you on the senseless self-sacrifice thing. I won’t keel over for some random stranger.
June 1st, 2005 at 8:50 am
danny: because singapore is nearer to malaysia mah.
kenneth: errr… errr…
carpenter: where got obscene?
fishtail, silencer: yeah, and then i’ll be the next education minister. will put things right for sure!
st: not really, i took my bath adi
hb: will mail you the questions later when i’m free kay. oh the other hand, doesn’t anyone want to be interviewed? grrrr.
dt: yeah. obviously.
the rest: OI TAK NAK ME TO INTERVIEW YOU IZZIT? AIH.
June 1st, 2005 at 9:20 am
HOI! Danny! Why drag my name in you sakai??? And if I had a choice, sakai..I’ll go Japan instead. HAH.
June 1st, 2005 at 12:36 pm
Nice one.
How many ppl are you supposed to interview? I would have thought one customer would be plenty.
June 1st, 2005 at 2:57 pm
OOH MINISHORTS DO ME TOO!
June 1st, 2005 at 3:53 pm
Q1 The master of me is someone who…
Q2 Why do you think X stands for a kiss?
Q3 If your mother found out about your blog what are you going to do about it and how will affect your blogging future?
Q4 If you were mommy to the whole world, what would you nag them on?
Q6 Do we have imaginary friends or are we their imaginary friends? Do you have or did you have one? Why?
June 1st, 2005 at 4:16 pm
woi. how can you ask me again.
gah.
June 1st, 2005 at 4:55 pm
Anyway, Interview me.
June 2nd, 2005 at 8:41 am
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September 26th, 2005 at 6:17 pm
INTERVIEW ME!