Archive for June, 2005

I'm going to Kuantan for a short trip. Got beaches got coconut trees got water got sun got everything…

Except Internet access.

This is a much deserved break for me, SERIOUSLY.

But I thought about it and I realized (fuiyoh) a lot of people will miss me right?

Nevermind, got plenty of things to you to do.

You can, you know, WORK, for once. Stop reading my blog and waiting for me to update the Bedtime Stories (check: I still got Cinderella to complete and the Rapunzel series that seems to go on forever and ever). Either that or go lah watch your TVB serials. Go pakthor with girlfriend also can, go makan with your parents and well, leave the computer for three full days.

I'll be back on Friday anyway.

OK. I think THAT was a little too much.

If you can't leave the web, you can do other things also. You should, go … visit some blogs. And you know, for the sake of concerned guardians who're worried about the ratings of blogs, I've prepared for you, a very compact guide to 'who kids can read and who kids cannot read'.

The Minishorts' Blog-suitability-for-Readers Rating System

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U: For all ages. Very clean, almost Disney. But might have kissing scenes from time to time. No worries, no profanities.
18SG: For 18 and above only. Sometimes with profanities. Violent content, might cause readers to burst out in anger and start banging head against monitor incontrollably.
18SX: For 18 and above only. Sometimes with profanities. Sexy, and raunchy, and might cause readers to turn horny. Ooh, very, very bad.
18PL: For 18 and above and very mature minds only. Heavy topics like politics and life, usually. Sometimes with profanities. Sometimes with sex. Sometimes with violence. When you read sites like these, you just might turn violent and start humping the computer.

Done? Now you can apply them to these people who blog too! Go read, go read, because they're fun, nice, diverse, interesting and they will fill up your time while you patiently await my return. And BTW, you might just find your little Blogging Idol in one of them.

Have fun!

Reta – Usually U, but occasionally 18 PL.
April - Usually U, but occasionally 18 PL.
Kervin – Usually U, but occasionally 18 PL.
Lilian – Has two sites. Penang Faces is very U, but chanlilian.net is definitely 18 PL.
Nick – Mostly U.
Yee Pei - Mostly U.
moot- Mostly U.
tormentt – Mostly U, but occasionally 18 SG. Makes you want to throw your computer out of your office window.
KY – Quite 18 PL, I think.
Life Feel – Mostly U.
S-kay - Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Seth – Urm. I think this is sometimes 18 SX. But occasionally U.
Mack – DEFINITELY 18 PL. Maturity required. Oh. No profanities though.
Carl - Mostly U. Got two big photos of me. Aiyah.
Ignorant Author - Mostly U. Got profanities occasionally.
Fuckstress – Mostly 18 PL. Profanity-overload alert!
Lionel – Mostly 18 PL. Not many profanities, but many links to sites with profanities.
Mr 'M' - Quite 18 PL lah.
Maggie - 18 PL. Her blog's name is a four-letter word, so parent-alert!
Danny - Mostly U.
Mudslinger – Mostly U.
Hayanna – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Fips – 18 PL, kua. I think so. Splatterings of 'fuck' here and there.
Vagus - Mostly U.
HuaiBin – DEFINITELY 18 PL. No parents kids allowed.
Lucia – Mostly U.
Viewtru – 18 PL for sure. Insane mind recommended, and please proceed with care.
Din - Mostly U.
Lynnee – Mostly U, but she questions, 'Whose blog doesn't contain expletives lah?' Well. I think quite a number don't have profanities. Mine is definitely NOT one of those.
Kokwai - Mostly, urm, U. Mostly informational cut-and-pasted news too.
Vlad- Social Cafe is usually 18 PL, please proceed with caution.
Suanie – Suanie girl ah? I think 18 PL, 18 SG, 18 SX. Dangerous territory.
Siren – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL. Got profanities too.
Amber – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Eyeris - Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Evelyn – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL. Writes like me (chewah). Singaporean blogger.
Mr Kiasi – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Sherwin - Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL. Alcohol galore. Singaporean Blogger.
Jean – Mostly U.
thquah – Mostly U and parent friendly.
Niki - Mostly 18 PL, but always parent friendly. Really.
Paul – Mostly U and all about cars. Off topic commentor hahaha but all-round nice guy.
dzof – Pretty serious, therefore 18 PL.
Charmaine – Mostly U, occasionally 18 PL, and reminds me of myself when I was a younger blogger.
MC – 16-going-on-17 and very U. No profanities even after reading my blog. Good girl. Go on blogging!
Amadea – 12-going-on-13 girl and very U. And OMG her site design looks DAMN NICE.
Sarah - Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL for the occasional swearword.
Ah Knight – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Narrowband - Mostly U.
Albert -Mostly U, I think.
Mr Brown – Definitely 18 PL, and he is NOT 12. He is not 12!

Actually there are many others. Try clicking PPS or Tomorrow. And oh… obviously this was a thank you post to everyone who commented and wrote to me regarding that concerned parent. You guys rawk!

See you Friday!