THE I’M-HOLIER-THAN-THOU BLOGGER’S BATON
Because I'm so clever I'm starting and not-so-original meme of my own since every one seems to doing something like that also.
And I'm going to call it THE I'M-HOLIER-THAN-THOU BLOGGER'S BATON.
Here we go.
THE LAST BLOG I READ WAS:
Overcaffeinated.
I THINK MY BLOG IS WAY BETTER THAN THAT BLOG ABOVE BECAUSE:
My design is not as canggih as his but my readers are way cooler than his.
IMHO THE BEST ENTRY I HAVE EVER BLOGGED IS
I think this post is going to be the best entry I have ever blogged. Bleh.
THE FIVE BLOGS I READ THAT MAY BE BETTER THAN MINE ARE:
1) John Scalzi BECAUSE I keep nodding everytime he says something clever. Which is all the time.
2) Cooking for Engineers BECAUSE the recipes on this site can kick most people three ways to China.
3) Go Fug Yourself BECAUSE I keep rereading their posts and am still ROTFLMAO.
4) Viewtru BECAUSE he's in the running for PPS Blog of the Year while I am not.
5) Cowboy Caleb BECAUSE we started blogging at the same time but he is way more femes than me!
And finally,
I KNOW MY READERS ARE ADDICTED TO MY BLOG BECAUSE:
I can come up with gila things like this clever meme. Also because I am so damn hot and very the babe they all imagine they can climax in an orgasmic high just by reading my blog. Actually you need lots of touch and fingers to do that thing. Reading blogs is not MENTAL masturbation. You have been duped.
I am now passing this baton to the following five people and they MUST to do the same holier-than-thou meme shit. The rest, if you were not chosen by me you can go beg these people to pick you instead.
1) Suanie(because she says memes are fun) DONE
2) Michael (because well, he's michael ooi, duh) DONE
3) Eyeris (because i want him to stop saying toink toink) DONE
4) Kenny (because he says he hates memes) DONE
5) Miyagi (because i wanna pass this to singapore too)
I-meme-because-I-can!
June 2nd, 2005 at 12:00 pm
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:20 pm
You read my blog only because I am in the running for Blog of the Year? Gurl, that one is NOT important lah! I prefer to think that you read my blog because I sound classy, sexy, interesting, good-looking, sophisticated, shagggable, with a very long…..and…..solid…… title for a blog!
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:28 pm
heh; the minute i saw this meme, i thought to myself, DAMN IT! I MISSED ONE ALREADY!
i would rewrite the entry, but wah, it’s already longer than my final paper for my class on the physiology of vision, so i think it’s a little out of control.
ahhh the blogosphere is a cruel, cruel place sometimes.
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:46 pm
I am in both Blog of the year and Ping of the year, but I won’t win, cos really I duped everyone I SUCK hahahahaha
June 2nd, 2005 at 1:59 pm
ryuu: AWWWW… i wanna kiss you for nominating me as blog of the year. really.
viewtru: eh, i read you for other reasons lah. but i think you MAY be better than be for THAT reason above LAH. if you win you MUST get that viewtru.net domain. i don’t care. because i say so.
jschnorng: yeah. poor you. MUAHHAHAH. never mind. next time sure got chance.
st: actually if you sucked i think you would have won. i bet if you banked on THAT as your campaign slogan ‘Shaolin Tiger SUCKS’, lots of girls would vote for you. But you don’t suck, so too bad
June 2nd, 2005 at 2:43 pm
eh you very femes in Malaysia leh
June 2nd, 2005 at 4:39 pm
the word “meme” sounds like some housewife’s pet cat’s name…
June 2nd, 2005 at 5:22 pm
Toink toink! Bleh!
:)
ok ok, no more toink toink. will get this done soonest.
June 2nd, 2005 at 5:30 pm
I meant ‘memes are fun’ in a sarcastic way…
Unfortunately tone indication does not translate too well for a section name.
June 2nd, 2005 at 6:39 pm
clicky linkys
i’ve been meaning to give you guys a few links for a while now. and instead of writing a long, elaborate post, i’ll quickly put them here, go check them out.
June 2nd, 2005 at 7:38 pm
GAHHHHH!! I’m gonna be scared of batons for the rest of my life!
You wait…. YOU JUST WAIT!!
June 4th, 2005 at 6:47 am
My advice for you; please resume your medication.
What are you grumbling about? And there is hardly a thread of logic in your entire entry whatsoever.
June 4th, 2005 at 2:33 pm
doctor: my advice for you, go get another medical degree, there is hardly a thread of logic in your ‘prescription’ either.
or did you read the wrong post and click the wrong button?
oh yeah i forgot, a chicken strolled into this site and decided to poo. i hate cleaning up the mess. I DON’T HAVE MAIDs damnit. so DOC, have you click on my google adsense so that I can pay for my cleaning bills?
June 4th, 2005 at 9:26 pm
Argg..the prescription, skip the cyanide for now but continue with the prozac. Meanwhile do sign up for skin thickening session as well.
BTW, quite enjoy the way you blew up. *sick doctor*
June 4th, 2005 at 9:44 pm
thanks doc.
everyone else says i’m enjoyable to read too.
June 14th, 2005 at 2:53 pm
Took a lot of trouble stealing a certain well known pass-the-baton meme. Won’t bother with this one; I’m sick of them already. No offence to you minishorts.
June 20th, 2005 at 1:54 pm
Hi there..
I dono how, where to start from…
i was recently looking for somthing that wud keep me accompanied..well..i shud say…i just came out from an awful heartbreak…
checked out the papers today…and i found this blog…
but i’m sorry…if this isnt a place to..resort..
thanks…in advance of course
June 24th, 2005 at 11:32 pm
extremely interesting blog. thumbs up!