just minishorts.

The little mermaid was a greedy little thing. She had almost everything under the sea, but it wasn't enough. She had trinkets and more trinkets and a pretty room to boot. She had a clown fish and a crab for best friends and she could feast on all the seaweed in the grounds around her little water-hole all day long, but it wasn't enough.

She was a princess already but all these still weren't enough.

But let's go back to how come the little mermaid was so frigging ungrateful for all the riches she had.

Mermaids and mermans are sad in that way. Like, yeah they have half human tops and half fish bodies. Poor things I tell you. Which means they can KISS and do lots of things with their hands and breasts and human-like parts. But they miss out on the good parts.

You know kan, how fish breed. Mermaids breed like fish. They sort of do a constipated face thingy, and then excrete a number of unfertilised eggs. Then a merman would come over and do the same constipated face thingy, and excrete some semen (I dunno what it's called, seriously) and voila, the eggs would be fertilised. THAT's how they have babies. Sad, right?

So imagine if you're a merman. Lessay you found this babe mermaid, you fall in love or something and your hormones overshoot. You live in water, and obviously its damn sexy to kiss underwater and all that. You get to massage her skin in water, and they all wear little clam shells as coverings for their breasts. Damn easy to take out some more, just snap, and these things will float away. Somemore after making out it would be very difficult to find those clam shells cos they just float away, so you have a swimming naked mermaid whose only coverings for those darn nipples are her long long hair… and even that will be waving all around and so you get a 'now you see them now you don't' visual effect on those bouncing-in-the-water boobies…damn hot right?

So you take her into a private place behind some seaweeds, and this is like the MOST romantic make out place under the sea got sand got water and all that romantic stuff, and you kiss, you slobber, you grovel, you suck, you lick, you do all the necessities, and just as you wanna 'touch down' go down there… you realize.

Fuck, she doesn't have a cunt.

YEAH. Super potong stim, right?

So if you were a mermaid, and one day you found out that not only do humans kiss, suck nipples fondle breasts and etc, they get to play with everything that hides between the legs… how would you feel?

Envy would be a very, very mild word.

SO NOW, COULD YOU BLAME THE LITTLE MERMAID FOR WANTING TO BE HUMAN?

I wouldn't.

Same reason I don't understand why little girls like to dress up as little mermaids and pretend to have a huge fish body instead of going around being grateful that they have legs and that meowing thing in between instead.

Like I've said so many times, we keep wanting more when we really should learn how to be satisfied with things we already have and make the best out of them. Having human nature is so sad sometimes. We ought to be glad we're human and not mermaids, seriously.