just minishorts.

Girls. There's a whore in all of us.

To be really honest, I don't really trust girls who tell people that they don't give a damn whether people take note of them or not. I think girls like these are lying their lives away.

You know the sort, the, 'Oh I don't care lah. I don't bother about being pretty or not. Not important also.'

It's one thing to be SLOW in realizing that you realize that you do want to look good and feel good, it's another to deny it altogether.

Because seriously, that need to look good is the very driving force that makes all of us with the double X chromosome thrive. Now the trick to being attractive, is knowing how to look obviously damn-good, but look as if you're oblivious to the fact that you take efforts into making yourself attractive.

Most girls overdo the 'I don't give a damn' part.

As for me, I like to overdo the, 'I'm a bitch, I'm sinner, but I'm hot, I'm highly fuck-able but SORRY DEAR, can see read cannot touch' thing.

Because I can.

I'll be the bitch today and generalize a bit, if you don't mind. I think female bloggers are mostly the same too. They want to be told that they're good, they're pretty, they write well, they're popular etc etc. I mean, it's one thing to, 'write the blog for myself', but COME ON, seriously, ON TOP of the blog being for yourself, you too want to, well, have the occasional admiring stalker who writes to you every once in a while saying, 'OH baby, can I date you?'

Let's see, if you're good looking like Brad Pitt and all and you decide to walk up to me in a cafe and tell me that you'd like to take me out to dinner tonight, I'll be the sucker and say yes immediately.

Well, of course, provided that I'm single, which I'm not because I'm getting married I'm happily in a relationship with a guy who has yet to proposed to me.

Hence, sex sells, it really does, like how the sarong party girl has put up photos of her puffy nipples (I have none-puffy firm and pointy nipples and only the very special man in my life is allowed to, well, make his way with them, but that's another story all together).

But the purpose of today's main composition is to run a demonstration of sorts. See I don't need to post up NUDE photos of myself to demonstrate to you the voyeur that resides in me, I'm an open exhibitionist, and to top it up (thank Heavens), I've been blessed with good looks that allow me to, well, just take a shot of myself, and post the photos up, sans PHOTOSHOP.

Now don't you agree?

But, fortunately, I choose not to be so generous with those highly wanted photos of myself, because, well, SERIOUSLY, I wanna be recognized as pretty and babelicious and all that yes, but more importantly, to me, I want to, blog for myself, and tell myself, 'Those bloody assholes can bitch all they want but they can't deny the fact that I'm THE bombshell.'

Because also if I keep being a cam-whore I'm kinda worried that no one will read my lengthy posts any longer (you know how guys can be, they just keep asking for MORE!)

This is why, everybody can try, but they can never be as pretty as minishorts another blogger.

Lesson to be learnt today: don't envy me, or anyone else. Around the corner, there's someone who's probably jealous-to-death of you, and up ahead, there'll always be hotter, prettier girls with more puffier nipples admirers than you have.

I am not getting married!!