We’re mostly the same.
Girls. There's a whore in all of us.
To be really honest, I don't really trust girls who tell people that they don't give a damn whether people take note of them or not. I think girls like these are lying their lives away.
You know the sort, the, 'Oh I don't care lah. I don't bother about being pretty or not. Not important also.'
It's one thing to be SLOW in realizing that you realize that you do want to look good and feel good, it's another to deny it altogether.
Because seriously, that need to look good is the very driving force that makes all of us with the double X chromosome thrive. Now the trick to being attractive, is knowing how to look obviously damn-good, but look as if you're oblivious to the fact that you take efforts into making yourself attractive.
Most girls overdo the 'I don't give a damn' part.
As for me, I like to overdo the, 'I'm a bitch, I'm sinner, but I'm hot, I'm highly fuck-able but SORRY DEAR, can see read cannot touch' thing.
Because I can. 
I'll be the bitch today and generalize a bit, if you don't mind. I think female bloggers are mostly the same too. They want to be told that they're good, they're pretty, they write well, they're popular etc etc. I mean, it's one thing to, 'write the blog for myself', but COME ON, seriously, ON TOP of the blog being for yourself, you too want to, well, have the occasional admiring stalker who writes to you every once in a while saying, 'OH baby, can I date you?'
Let's see, if you're good looking like Brad Pitt and all and you decide to walk up to me in a cafe and tell me that you'd like to take me out to dinner tonight, I'll be the sucker and say yes immediately.
Well, of course, provided that I'm single, which I'm not because I'm getting married I'm happily in a relationship with a guy who has yet to proposed to me.
Hence, sex sells, it really does, like how the sarong party girl has put up photos of her puffy nipples (I have none-puffy firm and pointy nipples and only the very special man in my life is allowed to, well, make his way with them, but that's another story all together).
But the purpose of today's main composition is to run a demonstration of sorts. See I don't need to post up NUDE photos of myself to demonstrate to you the voyeur that resides in me, I'm an open exhibitionist, and to top it up (thank Heavens), I've been blessed with good looks that allow me to, well, just take a shot of myself, and post the photos up, sans PHOTOSHOP.
Now don't you agree?
But, fortunately, I choose not to be so generous with those highly wanted photos of myself, because, well, SERIOUSLY, I wanna be recognized as pretty and babelicious and all that yes, but more importantly, to me, I want to, blog for myself, and tell myself, 'Those bloody assholes can bitch all they want but they can't deny the fact that I'm THE bombshell.'
Because also if I keep being a cam-whore I'm kinda worried that no one will read my lengthy posts any longer (you know how guys can be, they just keep asking for MORE!)
This is why, everybody can try, but they can never be as pretty as minishorts another blogger.
Lesson to be learnt today: don't envy me, or anyone else. Around the corner, there's someone who's probably jealous-to-death of you, and up ahead, there'll always be hotter, prettier girls with more puffier nipples admirers than you have.
June 11th, 2005 at 4:49 pm
wanna c my nipples??:mrgreen:
June 11th, 2005 at 5:13 pm
LoL! Are you teasing people so they’ll go for the PPS Anniversary?:wink:
Anyway, looks great and nice pictures for me to experiment stuff on.:twisted:
June 11th, 2005 at 5:25 pm
The thing is, most people (male or female) who claim to be, or are, exhibitionist / ultra-liberal / whatever on their blogs, are mostly less than exhibitionist / ultra-liberal / whatever in real life.
This is why I believe in three rules, when it comes to blogs and blogging:
1) Any blog is like a TV program, enjoy it but don’t expect it to be anything like real life.
2) Any blogger, blogs the way they do because the net provides the kind of anonymity that allows expression with minimal or zero consequence.
3) I am merely a cyber-voyeur who loves to go gallivanting on the net.
I be addicted to the minishorts blog, and I don’t want to do anything about it. Kinda like the Irishman who drowned in a huge vat of guinness - he died happy
cheers
June 11th, 2005 at 5:35 pm
You ARE coming in nothing for the birthday bash, aren’t you?
I should bring extra batteries and memory cards 
June 11th, 2005 at 5:52 pm
Consistent feminine personalities will turn harsh without the inner strength usually associated with the male sex.
In like manner, an excess of male lives will turn a personality sour in a feminine manner, without the inner understanding and compassion that is usually associated with the female sex.
You have lived before and will live again. For this reason, most entities live lives as male and female to strike a balance
June 11th, 2005 at 8:02 pm
why does this sound like a typical kennysia post? haha. (me! me! love me! look at me!) I rather I read your mutilated fairy tales everbody secretly enjoys.
June 11th, 2005 at 10:14 pm
OH baby, can I date you? you’re good,you’re pretty, you write well, you’re popular etc. I really want to spend a romantic hot night with you. but if you don’t have the time, just send me your ‘highly wanted photos’. thank you.
June 12th, 2005 at 12:00 am
i thoroughly enjoy compliments, i LOVE ppl giving me compliments, but the truth is i seriously don’t care how i look, at least not all the time. so yea, i want people telling me i look good even when i’m having the worst breakouts ever.
ok i’m contradicting myself, but the point is, no way would i want any online stalker dates, not at the moment anyway though i would love the attention
guess i’m out of your ‘female bloggers are mostly the same’ since i’m not drop dead gorgeous n my blog is really about me, n only me. but then again, a few compliments wouldn’t hurt at all
June 12th, 2005 at 4:30 am
oOOOo la la…check out those pics. Reminds me of those studio shots where you have a big fan blowing you. Your brow bones quite high eh? Nice.
I saw SPG’s pic…I mean, for me those who make posts like that usually have very low self esteem of themselves (be it when blogging or in person) so they need these kinda things to boost their esteem up.
While you’re at the topic on looks, I love how I look and I give a damn about my looks but I don’t need other people to compliment me to make me feel good. I mean, if so happen got then good lah..hoho..a boost of esteem once in awhile won’t hurt but a compliment from my BF really means alot to me. If you think you’re pretty, then you’re pretty. The confidence that you have would actually make you 10x prettier than those who put on 10 layers of make up. I’ve seen this lady who’s quite big in size but you can see the confidence in her walking, talking and body language…I really think she’s pretty despite the fats sticking out everywhere.
June 12th, 2005 at 10:13 am
bob: have to see your face to decide if your nipples are desire-worthy to be seen.
danny: am i teasing people? am i? am i?
tiger: huh? what about the irishman? never heard of THAT before
silencers: if you’re polite i’ll be happy to take a photo with you. just ask and say ‘please’.
multidimid: hehe, have read that before thanks for the reminder.
tormentt: no it doesn’t sound like kennysia because i’ve been camwhoring since 2002? so yeah i’m the 1337 and get your facts right. and well, you’ve got to read what I’d rather write, versus what you’d rather read. didn’t u read the rules already? *PIE IN YOUR FACE!!*
secret admirer: I already have a bf and he’s more open about his feelings than you are. at least i know what he looks like. that’s why he can french kiss me and you can’t.
3cinr3b: u’ve still a long way to go lah… afturds you get out of school and uniforms and all that, then we have that chat again. (Hehe)
s-kay: exactly. my point is, why deny that we want to look good and be admire for the efforts we take to look good. being aware of those efforts also contribute to building confidence about our looks, which is what it is all about. oozing confidence and looking good in all that, confidence. And pride. And knowing that there’ll be people who love you NO MATTER what.
June 12th, 2005 at 11:40 am
First thing, “Ouch” to secret admirer. LoL!
Well, you’re above average looking but so is every girl that I’ve known.
It’s a good sign that Malaysia do have beautiful women. Anyway, teasing..hmm..I should let your bf answer that. LOL!
Cheers.
June 12th, 2005 at 11:53 am
Danny : since Malaysia do have beautiful women, where the hell are they hiding? All our Miss Malaysia either look too old or they look too unfit
June 12th, 2005 at 1:30 pm
hey, s-kay, last years miss malaysia (gloriat ting) actually looks ok in person , though i have to admit she seems to be a little blur despite what newspaper articles are trying to make her sound like.
and minishorts, i can already see those pictures being parodied by kennysia some time down the road. lol. im just waiting now
June 12th, 2005 at 5:24 pm
The story of the Irishman:
There was an Irishman who worked at the Guinness factory. Apparently stout is made in giant vats, deep enough to drwon an adult.
So one day our Irishman falls into a vat. His buddies try to save him, but he fought them off bravely. That was one fellow who died happy, drowning in his favourite beverage
Moral of the story:
If you like something, then enjoy it without trying to over-analyse or look behind whatever it is, and die happy.
cheers
June 12th, 2005 at 6:10 pm
i’ll be back soon
June 12th, 2005 at 6:19 pm
Captain : Oklah…last year’s one was ok to me also. So we’ll just exclude her this time =P She looks ok in papers and mags but in the pageant…hmm…she looked different sumhow
June 12th, 2005 at 9:39 pm
Hey minishorts, I deserve that pie I’m sure of it, but what on earth is 1337?
June 13th, 2005 at 8:35 am
Urm..peeps you guys using my feedback system as a chatroom ?!
tormentt: 1337 = ELITE… muahahah… because I CAN!
:twisted:
June 13th, 2005 at 9:00 am
I’m Hot I’m HOT. DATE ME.
June 13th, 2005 at 10:16 am
you PAY, you PAY. OKAY.
hahaha. this is a fun pseudo-chatroom
June 14th, 2005 at 3:38 pm
F*stress - I keep offering, yet at no time have I even seen you make even the SMALLEST attempt to swim to Aussie to see me! I’ll probably have to come to KL or something! (Let’s say, mid to late August at the moment. Is only tentative!)
You get your motor running, I’ll bring the hot body!
[Disclaimer: Body temperature may not be hotter than normal human body].
June 20th, 2005 at 2:11 pm
Minishorts, u r young, resourceful and blessed with a good look. No doubts abt ur blog site deserved to be given credits for some of its wonderful sharing and contents. It’s surely one of the examplary internet sites.
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