Why worship me?

Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 @ 1:48 pm | Web-logger

Because I said so…

And at the shrines you set up for me I preach the good, honest-to-life words:

OK OK… all in the name of fun. Try it out for yourself!

8 Responses to “Why worship me?”

  1. tiger Says:

    I was actually thinking: “Maybe Bible Studies is code for Bedtime Stories, after all it’s got the same initials…”

    Then I saw the link at the bottom of the post :P

  2. BawangMerah Says:

    LOL, very funny especially the second picture :lol:

  3. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    First Baptist Church of Minishorts. Waiting to hear some of those parables from you Minishorts. :-)

  4. anon Says:

    Hey, if you don’t want to believe in Christ, then just leave the Church. Don’t condemn him and dig your own grave!! Right now you have successfullly secured a place in Hell…..Satan is waiting for you….

  5. minishorts Says:

    tiger: No lah… just done in jest. hilarious generator… and its true, its true!

    bawang: don’t we all cry God’s name in vain?

    dabido: no no… i don’t retell my versions of the parables. holy books are not parody-able material.

    anon: AND HERE COME THE SERVANTS OF GOD…

    *rolls eyes*

    COME COME, you think i scared ah. blaardy hell. idiots.

  6. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    Anon forgot to read the bit which said, “All in the name of fun.”

    Ya, I wasn’t expecting any raunchy version of the parables Minishorts … just thought you could retell them like the “Boy Who Cried Wolf” in an exciting style. You didnt’ make fun of that Fable, you just changed it slightly from the original. After all, the parables have been translated, so they are not the same as the original Aramaic they were told in (translated from the New Testament Greek back into Aramaic you will find the parables actually rhyme so they are easier to remember).
    But, up to you. I’ve made the suggestion if you want to run with it. Remember, I’m not suggesting makign fun of them … just new renderings of them - same meaning - just more accessible in this day and age.
    Gees I write a lot! Pttthh! to me!

  7. tormentt Says:

    Pay no heed to anon. He/she has very little faith in God as well, being anonymous. Just for fun, I’m gonna put up my own sign. Thanks for the link!

  8. stu Says:

    Folks are getting cross; like anon, bloody fool!
    It’s all good fun.
    BTW is GOD related to a backward DOG?

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