Biggest Twanger I Ever Did Saw

Thursday, June 16th, 2005 @ 10:09 am | Diary-writer

:shock:

So I'm kinda unexposed. But am seriously wondering whether I'll enjoy being a female horse. Hmmmm…

34 Responses to “Biggest Twanger I Ever Did Saw”

  1. kimberlycun Says:

    i think you’d have to take pics of a mare pussy to find out. ever seen bats’ balls n cock? that’s why batman’s the on-nest superhero

  2. h.liew Says:

    LOL!! It’s HUGE!! :shock:

  3. tiger Says:

    Equine genitals are directly proportional to the size of the horse. And what you saw was a kiddies’ pony at the petting zoo.

    I saw two horses having a go one time; and I kind of pitied the lady-horse. nuff said :P

  4. simon Says:

    which goes to prove the adage that even if you’re a shite looking stud, it doesn’t matter coz you have a huge…

  5. michaelooi Says:

    it’s discolored ! wtf !?

  6. Fuckstress Says:

    *vomit breakfast and last nite’s dinner*

    GAHHHH! EUW YUCK! BLUEHHHKKKK!

  7. Jayelle Says:

    hahahha he looks like he is wearing a condom!

  8. cowboy caleb Says:

    neigh, you would not.

  9. james Says:

    Maybe he’s just happy to see you. :roll:

  10. S-Kay Says:

    Gosh…that that pony having a hard on or something? So damn stiff looking weh. Gosh. I’m speechless…I’ve never seen a pony’s one before…ok..not that I’ve seen..nvm…=|

  11. noprojects Says:

    whahha..another porno! ISP block this site , quick, quick..:evil:

  12. Elaine Says:

    Skip being a mare babes. My friend once went on and on about an email he received with pics showing a porn actress going at it with a horse. I doubt he’ll show the same enthusiasm if shown pics of a man shagging a sheep though…:twisted:

  13. tiger Says:

    Elaine should show her friend the clip of a horse doing some guy. That ought to give the friend a new perspective on things :P

    That clip is 6 or 7 yrs old though, I will post the URL somewhere if I can find *it* again. *heheh*

  14. kew Says:

    Wait till you see an Elephant one… check one out when you go to the Zoo the next time…

  15. sweet baby Says:

    its HUGE man..:eek: geez..wonder if its like that all the time..eewwww…

  16. S-Kay Says:

    I’m definitely going to the zoo one day then =P

  17. dannyFoo Says:

    MY EYES?! MY POOR EYES?!

    I should’ve visit elsewhere but was curious what in the world were you refering to as a twanger.. sigh.. poor eyes are bleeding..

  18. CC (the good-looking one) Says:

    wait till that horse sees my twanger. then he’ll be the first animal to suffer from penis envy…

  19. Joe Says:

    Of all d place, u focused there eh? :lol:

  20. scott Says:

    my dick is so big that they made a movie called Godzilla vs My Dick. :roll:

  21. tormentt Says:

    Twanger? From the title I thought you meant rubber band. Cock say cock - lah! :)

  22. RAY@NYC Says:

    I’m a new reader of your blog. U did a great job there n 2 thumbs up for the creative effort. Keep blogging…

    Ray
    ray7nyc.blogspot.com

    minishorts strongly prohibits traffic whoring on her blog. leaving your blog add in the URI entry column is sufficient to draw visitors. don’t like this policy? then fuck off and don’t come back.

  23. Kenneth Says:

    You know, I thought emailing people for “link exchange” was unique. Til I saw the comment above. This people have to resort to the “cut & paste” technique of commenting on people’s blog.

    Come’on, be sincere bout your comments and naturally people will visit your site to compliment. Geez :???:

  24. puking Says:

    big slut
    I hear you orientals have men with little dicks so I guess a horse would be right up your alley. why don’t you try one out and report on it?

  25. minishorts Says:

    kim: :shock: NO! Never… you seen before?! Blimey!

    h.liew: uhuh. HUGE leh!

    tiger: … where did you see that?

    simon: eh… the horse is DAMN cute, ok?

    michael: discolored meh? i wouldn’t know :wink:

    fuckstress: aiyoh… it’s all part of nature, part of nature!

    jayelle: (how would you know what a horse wearing a condom would look like? u see before ah? :wink:)

    caleb: yes i would not, definitely would not.

    james: I WASN’T THE ONE WHO TOOK THE PIC! I think the horse is gay haha…

    s-kay: ROTFLMAO!

    noprojects: Oh yeah man, minishorts.net is going to have its isp BANNED… phfwwwttt!!

    baby: that’s what i was thinking too!

    danny: u want plaster or not… put a patch over those eyes!

    captain: uuuuuuuuuuhhhh…. trying to advertise leh…

    joe: I WASN’T THE ONE WHO TOOK THE PICTURE GAH!!

    tormentt: hehehe… twanger sounds cool mah, got it from The Rainbow Show episode. Have you seen THAT one?

    ray: hi, since you’re NEW to my blog and to the blogosphere, i’d like to welcome you and… oh, tell you that please, no advertisements of blogs here. there’s the URI column when you fill in your details and I WILL VISIT YOU ANYWAY. For that purpose i’ve edited your comment and deleted your blatant advertisement. DON’T LIKE ME AFTER THIS? BUZZ OFF AND DON’T COME BACK. Now go sit in that corner for a bit and think about what I’ve said. And oh, btw, I’m minishorts.net and DUH I don’t need n00bs to tell me that ‘Thanks i have a creative effort and its damn good’ cos I already know it since BEFORE you even started blogging. Blah. Have a nice day!

    kenneth: thanks. I’ve done the evil job.

    puking: Hi. u’r addicted to me aren’t you. there’s something called rehabilitation to you know, kick the habit of puking everytime you see a slutbabe like me? at least it’ll make you come out in the open. ALWAYS better than being the coward you are now, eh? How bout that?

    elaine: uh babes… THAT is totally, totally unexpected.

    kew: hahhaha… i’ll try to remember THAT one…

  26. Elaine Says:

    Tiger: OOH…then I shall go pray that you’ll find the URL and I’ll get to gross out my friend…:twisted:

    p/s. Jom let’s organise a lawatan sambil belajar to the zoo…hehehe…

  27. S-Kay Says:

    Elaine : Good idea…you know why? Last time when we were kids, all we observed was the animal itself. Now, since we’re older already and we knows more stuffs..LOL…we can observe more than just the animal itself *grins*

  28. tiger Says:

    I saw the two horses going at it at Kajang Equestrian Club :P

    I would also like to propose a pot-luck Bloggers meet in July at Zoo Negara. I’ll bring ice. And Eye-Mo. Lots of it. :P

  29. suanie Says:

    omg it’s ugly!!!

  30. Elaine Says:

    S-Kay: Oh definitely. The last time I was there I was 5 and sadly lacking in certain aspects of my education then. Me thinks it’s time to ‘educate’ myself now…

    Tiger: Bahahaha! Sounds fun! But I’ll bring my own Eye-Mo…just in case we run out of ‘em…:twisted:

  31. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    Suanie - if you keep saying that everytime you have a horsie ride, they won’t phone you the next morning! (Oh geees, now I’m in trouble - Suanie’s gonna kick me in da nuts!)

    Anyway, one of the guys I used to work with bought a race horse, and his syndicate didn’t know what to call it. I suggested “Hung Like A Horse” Apparently, you aren’t allowed to name it things like that. A year later it got snipped anyway, so the name would have been inappropriate for two reasons! :-)

  32. lex Says:

    :idea: how bout let me organize a trip to ZOO negara? any suggesstion?

  33. cKelvin Says:

    :razz:yummy~~

  34. tracy Says:

    first thing in my mind -> WALAO!!:shock: what is that??..
    see clearly only know..:oops: hahaha~
    i never see it before also oh~:mrgreen:

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