just minishorts.

That from the very moment that God willed Eve to bite from the forbidden fruit, a fruit that was desired to make one wise, women were allowed a foresight before men as well as be wiser BEFORE men, and because of that woman are made to suffer the pains of childbirth, and to cry sorrowful tears of pain everytime a war is fight in the name of religion.

Which is almost every other war in history past.

And because I am born a descendent of Eve, a woman, I am WOMAN, hear me roar, and I will sin before men, but I will also have foresight before most men do.

Curse me to hell? Wait first. I'm supposed to go there anyway, to suffer an endless cycle of birth-and-rebirth, but also, I remind you that a good believer like you should not JUDGE your fellow neighbour (that's me, yeah, ME you dungu) so if you judge me, check your scriptures first and ask for forgiveness because ANY religion teaches this: 'Judge not, that ye be not judged'.

Take that mote out of your eye first.

OK. Eye's clear? Not clear just hit delete and get the fuck out.

Clear already then can read on.

OK now read on.

What do I also believe?

I also believe that Eve taking the fruit from the tree of knowledge was God's will, and it is by God's will that the light of knowledge is allowed to pour into our eyes and minds. By God's will that human beings are given the power to differentiate Right from Wrong, and to perceive which is which. By God's will to allow the light of knowledge shine in its different spectrums, and God's will to make us suffer from sin.

Everything has its reason.

God's will for the existence of confusion.

And the different kinds of religions in this world to deviate us from the right path, the right truth, the right way.

And to create righter truths from right truths, and to make bigger lies from big lies, and to make us confused and confused and even more confused.

Also God's will to create 'defiants' like me, while making people shake their heads in horror at the blasphemous spats that I publish openly on this site, God's will that believers will become more firm and unmoving in their beliefs, and also God's will for atheists to be more atheist, theists to be more theists…

God's will to put us in our places.

God's will that you surfed here.

God's will that you read this.

If you're a staunch believer of whatever (and I MEAN WHATEVER, YOU CAN BE A SATANIST FOR ALL I CARE), you'll either shake your heads in horror and curse me to hell, or … clap your hands in approvement and hail minishorts.

Also by God's will that I was to write this piece.

Shut the fuck up. You're all idiots. God willed me to say that.

Inspired by this horrendously insensitive piece of shit, written by this idiotic person, which I found from this person's site.

Now Thy will be done. Amen.

HELLO HELLO!!

I'm just going to an experiment of sorts, this is coinciding with work (yes I'm getting a WEE BIT BORED here)… but I just wanna see what you guys will do if given the chance, to, you know, do a lil tweaking to a famous Children's song.

This one's called The Green Grass Grows All Around, sounds a bit like this. (Click to listen and sing to the song, got full lyrics there.)

Part of it is here:

There was a hole in the middle of the ground
The prettiest hole that you ever did see.
Well, the hole in the ground
And the green grass grew all around and around
And the green grass grew all around.

***

And in this hole there was a root
The prettiest root that you ever did see
Well the root in the hole
And the hole in the ground
And the green grass grew all around and around
And the green grass grew all around.

***

And on this root there was tree
The prettiest tree that you ever did see
Well the tree on the root
And the root in the hole
And the hole in the ground
And the green grass grew all around and around
And the green grass grew all around.

Right?

So this is what you'll do, we'll make out very OWN Green Black Grass Grows All Around song. But I'm mod-ing the lyrics a little so that you can have your fun with it. And pick it up from the next comment onwards.

I'll update you guys with the full version on Monday. Just add on to the verse…

There was a hole in the middle of the ground
The prettiest hole that you ever did see.
And the black grass grew all around and around
And the black grass grew all around.

***

And in this hole there was a (change)…

JUST REMEMBER TO FOLLOW UP FROM THE PREVIOUS COMMENT! AND ONE ITEM EACH COMMENTOR PLEASE… ONE ITEM ONLY…

Oh yeah. You can be notti if you like.