What do I believe ?
That from the very moment that God willed Eve to bite from the forbidden fruit, a fruit that was desired to make one wise, women were allowed a foresight before men as well as be wiser BEFORE men, and because of that woman are made to suffer the pains of childbirth, and to cry sorrowful tears of pain everytime a war is fight in the name of religion.
Which is almost every other war in history past.
And because I am born a descendent of Eve, a woman, I am WOMAN, hear me roar, and I will sin before men, but I will also have foresight before most men do.
Curse me to hell? Wait first. I'm supposed to go there anyway, to suffer an endless cycle of birth-and-rebirth, but also, I remind you that a good believer like you should not JUDGE your fellow neighbour (that's me, yeah, ME you dungu) so if you judge me, check your scriptures first and ask for forgiveness because ANY religion teaches this: 'Judge not, that ye be not judged'.
Take that mote out of your eye first.
OK. Eye's clear? Not clear just hit delete and get the fuck out.
Clear already then can read on.
OK now read on.
What do I also believe?
I also believe that Eve taking the fruit from the tree of knowledge was God's will, and it is by God's will that the light of knowledge is allowed to pour into our eyes and minds. By God's will that human beings are given the power to differentiate Right from Wrong, and to perceive which is which. By God's will to allow the light of knowledge shine in its different spectrums, and God's will to make us suffer from sin.
Everything has its reason.
God's will for the existence of confusion.
And the different kinds of religions in this world to deviate us from the right path, the right truth, the right way.
And to create righter truths from right truths, and to make bigger lies from big lies, and to make us confused and confused and even more confused.
Also God's will to create 'defiants' like me, while making people shake their heads in horror at the blasphemous spats that I publish openly on this site, God's will that believers will become more firm and unmoving in their beliefs, and also God's will for atheists to be more atheist, theists to be more theists…
God's will to put us in our places.
God's will that you surfed here.
God's will that you read this.
If you're a staunch believer of whatever (and I MEAN WHATEVER, YOU CAN BE A SATANIST FOR ALL I CARE), you'll either shake your heads in horror and curse me to hell, or … clap your hands in approvement and hail minishorts.
Also by God's will that I was to write this piece.
Shut the fuck up. You're all idiots. God willed me to say that.
Inspired by this horrendously insensitive piece of shit, written by this idiotic person, which I found from this person's site.
Now Thy will be done. Amen.
June 17th, 2005 at 4:28 pm
I was blardy pissed off bout it too. You always seem to beat me to writing bout it 1st. (maybe because I don’t BLOG AT WORK!!)
They say great minds think alike. OMG!! I am a woman?
June 17th, 2005 at 4:55 pm
Briefly read it…will read more later. From what I see, it’s interesting the way they see things but it’s annoying that they think very highly of their religion. It is not wrong to do so but it is best that they just stick to interpreting their Qur’an(s) instead of interpreting other religions in the light of the Qur’an (so the article say). If others can respect their belief, why can’t they respect others. Very very insensitive.
June 17th, 2005 at 5:03 pm
By the way, it’s scientifically proven that girls are smarter than boys, and that women mature faster than men. I’d put up the URL, but I don’t want to get into trouble for it
June 17th, 2005 at 5:09 pm
I’ve stopped torturing my eyes with his scribblings (after I commented on his zeal in sacrificing revision hours for religion), so I wouldn’t know exactly what he wrote.
But man, does he have issues.
June 17th, 2005 at 5:38 pm
OMG. I just read that site. What the heck was he smoking?!
June 17th, 2005 at 5:53 pm
I stay clear away from sites like that. Just makes me angry for no good reason.
June 17th, 2005 at 6:32 pm
A spinoff from that:
Adam asked God for a companion. “She must be beautiful, intelligent, submissive, kind, loves to cook, loves sex and doesn’t argue” he demanded.
God said “aight, but it’ll cost’ya an arm and a leg”.
Adam was stunned. “That steep?! Whaddaya got for just a rib?”
June 17th, 2005 at 7:54 pm
I don’t want to goto that site. I think it will just make me angry or sad or something.
You actually sound like a Calvinist!
Quick Prayer - Please, bring back Minishorts free will God.
Anyway, Let he who is without aim throw the first stone! Right.
June 18th, 2005 at 12:16 am
niamachauhai..
i’m gonna write about it!
talk about stepping on a buddhist’s tail.
June 18th, 2005 at 12:38 am
You create your reality according to your beliefs and expectations; therefore you should examine these carefully. If you do not like some aspect of your world, then examine your own expectations.
Your world is formed in faithful replica of your own thoughts. Examine your core and invincible beliefs (mindsets as many call them) on your physically existence. They are valid for certain periods of your life and you should grow out of many of them.
But if these concepts are held on too long they become highly restrictive and eventually structured your entire adult life. Recognize those “leftover” beliefs and discard them.
You must realize that any idea you accept as truth is a belief that you hold. You must, then, take the next step and say,
“It is not necessarily true, even though I believe it”.
June 18th, 2005 at 2:17 am
Hey there… I can totally understand how u can be super pissed, but reading the beginning of this entry, i honestly felt as tho ur quoting the Bible. I’ve done a thesis paper on “the diff between the Quran and the Bible”, and i feel after reading those articles, they have no rights to be judging other religions as their own “holy book” is much of a contradiction of itself.
Everything has its reason, yes, but God’s given us free will, and we have the rights to choose to do whatever we want. It says in the Bible “Everything can be done, but not everything is permisable by God” or something at that level. As a Christian, I feel that we have to respect other’s for what they believe… Just like that idiot, there will be some extremists who takes a passage or a scripture a little too far. So, on behalf of all Christians who have offended u, i apologize sincerely. God bless.. in a good way, not a sarcastic way.. lol… Peace
June 18th, 2005 at 2:28 am
ive left a comment at his site..
“What is the purpose of writing books insulting other religions through “the light of Quran”? Do you actually think people would convert to Islam because you’ve insulted and condemned their religions? Blogs around the world are condemning and insulting you for this, and I feel they have 100% rights to do so. As a christian, we’re taught to understand and know where other religions are coming from, not condemn them to hell? Again, i find your books very very offensive and I think you should stop writing this instance, because you are judging other and when others judge your religion, you make a big scene and go to the papers for it. Now, go mind your own business and God bless”
June 18th, 2005 at 3:27 am
http://www.suanie.net/?postid=237
June 18th, 2005 at 5:17 am
Ok, update! I just read the whole thing in complete. What the hell is wrong with him. Naz was reading it with me (he’s a Muslim himself) and he said “What rights does this man have to criticise other religion in the name of Qur’ran” But he said it is normal for ppl to do that because…THEY WANNA SELL THEIR BOOKS! And he has a punch-able face. I think he just created HUGE sin for doing what he did. What a prick.
June 18th, 2005 at 6:21 am
i don’t think, many chinese, or buddhist really gives a fuck to his ranting. he’s just a lonely wanker that can’t get an erection but cums on insulting religions.
I heard news, his next book would be
” Quran First, Bibble Plagiarized ”
” Mecca, Born the First Men”
” Adam, our first islamic servants, Eve, everyone’s Hoes”
here’s a thought for him to read,
Mecca, the stone they so religiously circulate.
HISTORY
Known around 0 CE as Macoraba, and was an important trade and religious centre.
630: Comes under control of Muhammad, and purged it of all traces of non-Muslim religion.
1269: Comes under control of the Egyptian Mamluks.
1517: Passes to the Ottoman Empire.
1925: Comes under control of King Ibn Sa’ud.
1979 November 21: On the first day of the 15th Islamic century, a group of 300 students from the Theological University of Medina take control over the Holy Mosque of Mecca. They keep control for two weeks, when 63 are captured alive and the mosque is recovered. All occupants are executed.
1987 July 31: Riot by Iranian pilgrims. More than 400 people die.
1989 July 9: Two bombs kill 1 person. Shi’is of Kuwait are accused, and 16 are executed.
1990 July 2: Stampede lead to 1402 people dead.
1994: A stampede kills 400 people.
1997 April 15: Fire kills 340 people.
2004 February 1: Stampede kills 244 people.
fuck you then
June 18th, 2005 at 12:30 pm
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June 18th, 2005 at 1:34 pm
Long Long time ago, God created Earth, Sea, Animals etc … n after these creation, he rested…
Then he created Man n after that he rested too.
But after he created WOMAN, Neither God nor Him has ever rested again !! *wink*
Well… all i have to say ..
“Let the one without sin casts the first stone”
God Bless you all !
June 18th, 2005 at 2:10 pm
I understand your pain. But you may not want to include a link to him next time. I mean, why link shit? Their purpose in this world is to provide fodder for our plants only. Nothing more. Ignore him. That’s what I did when he once put a link to one of my articles. By ignoring it, I felt much cleaner.
June 19th, 2005 at 1:44 am
*hails minishorts*
And I’m not even a staunch believer of anything.
[ Oh, hell. I just read that site and I feel like smacking him around ]
June 19th, 2005 at 11:53 am
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June 19th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
It’s a dumb article.
June 19th, 2005 at 3:39 pm
i m sick and tired of hearing these people trying to belittle the compassionate teachings that revealed the truth ….my comments are in this post below.
http://betahebat.blogspot.com/2005/06/islam-and-buddhism.html#comments
baggio
June 19th, 2005 at 11:52 pm
dudes and dudettes:
i’m sorry but i’m just too lazy to answer each and everyone of you one by one…
but i must say this…
SCREW the idiots.
BLARDY FUCKING IDIOTS>
and praise lord that he gave me brains and compassion, and… the cowardice, to only express my anger via my blog.
tomorrow, a new take on the bedtime stories. I HOPE.