The Green Black Grass Grew All Around (Part 2)

And the results are in… you guys are SICK SICK SICK! Perverts! We've ended up with a pondan elephant handler on an elephant behind a puffy nipple that's stuck next to an iPod listening pony (of all things!) that's got it's stick stuck in a hole with the black grass growing all next to it.

If I were damn good at photoshop I'd try to conjure up a picture of that … whatever you call it… but GAH… it just looks far too obscene in my mind adi…

And in this hole there was a dickstick
The prettiest stick that you ever did see
Well the dickstick in the hole
And the hole in the ground
And the black grass grew all around and around
And the BLACK GRASS grew all around…

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And to this stick there was a pony
The prettiest pony that you ever did see
Well the pony to the stick
And the stick in the hole
And the hole in the ground
And the black grass grew all around and around
And the BLACK GRASS grew all around…

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And on this pony there was an iPod
The most beat-up iPod that you ever bought,
Well the iPod to the pony
And the pony to the stick
And the stick in the hole
And the hole in the ground
And the black grass grew all around and around
And the BLACK GRASS grew all around…

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And near the iPod there was a nipple,
The pointiest nipple you ever did suck on,
Well the nipple near the iPod,
And the iPod to the pony
And the pony to the stick
And the stick in the hole
And the hole in the ground
And the black grass grew all around and around
And the BLACK GRASS grew all around…

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And around the nipple, there was a puffy aureola,
Made it the puffiest nipple that you ever did see
And the aureola round the nipple,
And the nipple near the iPod
And the iPod on the pony
And the pony to the stick
And the stick in the hole
And the hole in the ground
And the black grass grew all around and around
And the BLACK GRASS grew all around…

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And behind the aureola there was an elephant,
The fattest elephant that you ever did see
Well the elephant behind the aureola,
And the aureola round the nipple,
And the nipple near the iPod
And the iPod on the pony
And the pony to the stick
And the stick in the hole
And the hole in the ground
And the black grass grew all around and around
And the BLACK GRASS grew all around…

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And on the elephant was a pondan elephant-handler,
The prettiest and hunkiest you ever did see.
Well the pondan on the elephant,
And the elephant behind the aureola,
And the aureola round the nipple,
And the nipple near the iPod
And the iPod on the pony
And the pony to the stick
And the stick in the hole
And the hole in the ground
And the black grass grew all around and around
And the BLACK GRASS grew all around…

This song is brought to you by Elaine, Tiger, Eyeris, Suanie, Dabido and Yee Wei.