Fabulous Females on the Blog #1
Hi hi! I'm on a morning Charity Run again (as if) and today, I'm going to highlight some of the fun fun fun to read female blogs that tickle my fancy (and would do lots more if I were male).
First on the list is Jolene Lai, who blogs as Jayelle. When Michael interviewed me, he told me it was 'blardy hell such a waste I cannot do an interview with her, she's an example of a diarist blogger'.
Why Jolene?
Because, her blog is super full of pictures.
And also, Michael wanted to interview her but because her Daddy's not comfortable entire concept of blogging… so that interview was thrown out of the picture. Well, maybe I'll do an interview of her one day, you bet I will.
Plus she's also been a very helpful friend to Claire (that's me, that's me). Hehe… and also… well… well…
Aiyah just hop on over to Jayelle and you'll get why we all love to give her hugs and kisses.
Next on the list is a newfound not-so-well-known blogger on the blog. Lots of pics, lots of emoticons (hell I think I spent like half an hour just stealing the emoticons off her blog for my MSN (yes I MSN, and if you write to me asking me to add you, BLARDY HELL, you think what? SO easy to be my friend ah?)… But anyway.
Hayanna is cute, nice, very honest and wah lau she also said she hates Batman Begins.
Actually to be honest, I loved the show to bits because Christian Bale has SUCH a YUMMY BODY… I was at the gym doing my abdominal press yesterday, and I imagined Christian Bale doing sit-ups just ON ME. Made me do like 50 abdominal presses.
COOL EH? The imagination is a very, very powerful tool.
There's another babe in Amber and she's ALSO worth checking out. Hilarious like hell, gila like nuts… and she invites people to FLAME her too…
Not that many do.
But why Amber?
Because she's honest enough to say that she wants to marry a virgin.
MAN…
If you asked me, minishorts?
I ain't gonna marry a virgin. I don't want to teach MY man how to fuck me right. Yeah.
(I don't think Eric's a virgin, so I think I'm with the right guy for now.)
I read Singaporean blogs too, and this is because I have Singaporean blood? No not really, partially. I was MADE IN SINGAPORE.
Then my mummy thought that the education system in Malaysia was better than Singabloodypore so she tau-pau-ed me back home and sent me to an SJK (C).
Actually, Malaysia is sometimes better because people can grow up to be truly, truly multilingual. I'm a perfect example of a very clever can speak all three languages kind of weird-nut.
But back to the Singaporean blogs.
I like Evelyn, who made it to Bigfuck's Blog Babe of the Month in May. She's hilarious, she's pretty (no need Photoshop, no need mekap also can look like a hot gucci mama), and she is … normal.
When I read her, I feel like I'm looking at myself in the mirror.
OK, so my boyfriend doesn't drive a Beemer, but still.
Plus she's got good make up tips from time-to-time.
Like how to put on Mascara the right way.
Et cetera, et cetera…
Visit Black High Heels, the NORMAL girl that I wanna be like.
I hate hate hate this woman, because she's got everything that I don't have.
She's got lots and lots of money, she looks damn hot (like a bloody swimsuit model), and she's dating a damn hot guy (ok my boyfriend is hotter than her boyfriend and at least he doesn't have to live with two lookalikes)…
She's got a damn good body ok, even Eric said, 'Wah she's hot.'
Then my colleague also said, 'Wah this girl is hot.'
Then the other guys whom I showed the blog too all also said, 'Wah this girl is hot.'
FUCK. Not fair, how can anyone have everything!
Bloody bitch walked into Coach the other day, and bought SIX items at one go.
She can bloody afford a SG $2.5 k Chanel bag.
Me? I think if I can afford a Chanel bag in my entire lifetime, it would be a bloody miracle.
Some more the girl gets to sit in a Porsche Carrera 911 with a number plate that says 911 FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Will I EVER BE ABLE TO GET A PIC NEXT TO A PORSCHE? FUCK MY LUCK FUCK MY LUCK!
But I still can't help being addicted to Daphne and her pink shoe fetish. I am so fucking addicted to bitching about her and her JAGUAR, and OPEL and god-knows what else…
I'm going to transfer my addiction to you guys, and all the men can oogle at her looks.
And all the women in the world can start cursing her (or our silly luck of not being born into riches).
This is going to be a regular feature… you know… I check out blogs A LOT… and there are girls that I so wanna be like. So if you're not mentioned today, don't fret, yeah? Your time will come, yes it will.
June 21st, 2005 at 10:40 am
ARGHARGHARGH! Reading Daphne’s blog makes me depressed. Blackhighheels is a quietly, subtly intelligent girl, I like! Gotta check out the rest.
Read my blog!!
June 21st, 2005 at 10:47 am
Black high heel sure is hot as hell… but on the second look.. aiyahhh.. looks like jz another rich JC or Uni gals around the Orchard Rd. Can see cannot touch.. sooo sienzz.
June 21st, 2005 at 10:49 am
This karma thingy is pretty strict.. worse than SIngapore FINE regulations
June 21st, 2005 at 10:52 am
I already have enough blogs to read (and follow) – I’m not greedy, I’ll just read yours, Suan’s, et al. At least you made it into the news.
And Jayelle’s H.O.T x 100 – just look at those shoulders…! and the red hair… OK better stop now.
June 21st, 2005 at 11:01 am
*frets*
June 21st, 2005 at 11:06 am
barffie: GAH I SO SO SO HATE DAPHNE… I wanna be her I wanna be her… ok maybe we’ll kidnap her or something… deal? deal?
kent: yeah, karma’s good. karma’s good or you’ll see poker bots have a field day in my comments… but I still moderate and approve you mah…
sotong: hehehe But these sites are nice to read too! hell… ok lah i’m the hottest of them all. but everyone knows that adi.
fuckstress: aww… *pats head* come come, ur time will come.
June 21st, 2005 at 11:13 am
*runs and hugs minishorts* or should I say, Claire? hahahaha! didn’t know you had an english name until yesterday!
thanks for the plug! you’re far too kind!!
and giant sotong..hahaha thanks for the ego boost! i’m a helium balloon now!
June 21st, 2005 at 11:16 am
June 21st, 2005 at 11:21 am
It is about time women bloggers get their fair share of publicity. This, I hope, is the beginning of many more to come.
June 21st, 2005 at 12:10 pm
Minishort: And to the Regula-mini-a-tion I shall abide to.
I personally find ‘char boh’s blog much much more intersting than ‘tha poh’s…. guess thats why im sooooooo pasive, reads and comments.. dont even bloggg.. typically ME !!.. Muahahahahah
June 21st, 2005 at 12:18 pm
well that pink shoe chick is really that hot.. :/
then again you could be too, but you were hiding for the star’s pic.. bleh
June 21st, 2005 at 1:13 pm
jayelle: blek. u asked for it mah
archangel: typical guy… all oogling at daphne. GAG!
peter: yup yup! it’s going to be regular feature. watch out for the male blogger’s segment coming up one of these days too!
kent: hehe… i like male bloggers too… most ppl who link to me are men… have to love them.
ky: like this only mysterious mah…
June 21st, 2005 at 1:51 pm
ARGH ARGH ARGH YESSSSS I WANNA BE HER TOO!!
HALF OF HER I ALSO HAPPY!
June 21st, 2005 at 2:01 pm
Girls are weird.
It is hard to find a nice GF who doesn’t compare herself with the others nowadays….
*sob*
June 21st, 2005 at 2:21 pm
You are making a comparison between hell(me) and heaven(daphne). Lol…
Thanks for featuring me!
June 21st, 2005 at 2:29 pm
minishort: Will starting my very own blog ensure the ticket to to have bowl of wan tan mee with u then? Heheheh..
June 21st, 2005 at 2:29 pm
barffie: ok… how now… how’s the plan… (I WANNA KIDNAP HER AND TAKE ALL HER MAKE-UP THAT’S ALL)
Life Feel: aiyoh. got compare only got IMPROVEMENT mah.
evelyn: babes, you’re NORMAL, that one is on a different plane altogether. she’s on some place i can never be.
kent: come to the pps bash. i’ll be there till nine-something.
June 21st, 2005 at 3:06 pm
minishort:
Geee.. I would love to.. warm invitation. Unfortunately I won’t be able to make it.:cry:..
Distance + work… think i’d rather set up my blardy own blog-land and lure u into my wan tan mee trap…
*Im in singapore & cant fucking get a leave…
June 21st, 2005 at 3:07 pm
LOL! Great one. Thanks for giving me more blogs to read. Can’t wait.
June 21st, 2005 at 3:28 pm
thanks for the links! nothing like a couple of good blogs to keep the weekdays rolling.
cheers~
June 21st, 2005 at 4:06 pm
Wow, I feel so KEMBANG now. It’s going to burst anytime soon.
Click on my link now, YES BABY, I’m Amber the babe, let’s CUM together!!! *Muacks*
P/S: Male virgins are welcome to my site.
June 21st, 2005 at 4:18 pm
surprised to see my blog add here…..
i really envy that pink shoe girl…half way thru, just closed my window..i can’t let myself depressed….:mrgreen: after all, my life isn’t that bad though i’m not super rich as her, or do not have those bags n shoes that i admired the most…..
btw, love ur cinderalla post…..waiting for the next epi.:smile:
oh..n i added u yah..in my link…..
June 21st, 2005 at 5:45 pm
thanks for featuring me!
:razz:
June 22nd, 2005 at 1:23 am
two more blog-girls to go around:
they are the ones on my ‘dailies’ bookmark folder… 
Erna: http://erna.typepad.co
Amelia: http://sonobeus.blogspot.com/
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