Hi hi! I'm on a morning Charity Run again (as if) and today, I'm going to highlight some of the fun fun fun to read female blogs that tickle my fancy (and would do lots more if I were male).

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First on the list is Jolene Lai, who blogs as Jayelle. When Michael interviewed me, he told me it was 'blardy hell such a waste I cannot do an interview with her, she's an example of a diarist blogger'.

Why Jolene?

Because, her blog is super full of pictures.

And also, Michael wanted to interview her but because her Daddy's not comfortable entire concept of blogging… so that interview was thrown out of the picture. Well, maybe I'll do an interview of her one day, you bet I will.

Plus she's also been a very helpful friend to Claire (that's me, that's me). Hehe… and also… well… well…

Aiyah just hop on over to Jayelle and you'll get why we all love to give her hugs and kisses.

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Next on the list is a newfound not-so-well-known blogger on the blog. Lots of pics, lots of emoticons (hell I think I spent like half an hour just stealing the emoticons off her blog for my MSN (yes I MSN, and if you write to me asking me to add you, BLARDY HELL, you think what? SO easy to be my friend ah?)… But anyway.

Hayanna is cute, nice, very honest and wah lau she also said she hates Batman Begins.

Actually to be honest, I loved the show to bits because Christian Bale has SUCH a YUMMY BODY… I was at the gym doing my abdominal press yesterday, and I imagined Christian Bale doing sit-ups just ON ME. Made me do like 50 abdominal presses.

COOL EH? The imagination is a very, very powerful tool.

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There's another babe in Amber and she's ALSO worth checking out. Hilarious like hell, gila like nuts… and she invites people to FLAME her too…

Not that many do.

But why Amber?

Because she's honest enough to say that she wants to marry a virgin.

MAN…

If you asked me, minishorts?

I ain't gonna marry a virgin. I don't want to teach MY man how to fuck me right. Yeah.

(I don't think Eric's a virgin, so I think I'm with the right guy for now.)

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I read Singaporean blogs too, and this is because I have Singaporean blood? No not really, partially. I was MADE IN SINGAPORE.

Then my mummy thought that the education system in Malaysia was better than Singabloodypore so she tau-pau-ed me back home and sent me to an SJK (C).

Actually, Malaysia is sometimes better because people can grow up to be truly, truly multilingual. I'm a perfect example of a very clever can speak all three languages kind of weird-nut.

But back to the Singaporean blogs.

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I like Evelyn, who made it to Bigfuck's Blog Babe of the Month in May. She's hilarious, she's pretty (no need Photoshop, no need mekap also can look like a hot gucci mama), and she is … normal.

When I read her, I feel like I'm looking at myself in the mirror.

OK, so my boyfriend doesn't drive a Beemer, but still.

Plus she's got good make up tips from time-to-time.

Like how to put on Mascara the right way.

Ways to de-hair yourself.

Et cetera, et cetera…

Visit Black High Heels, the NORMAL girl that I wanna be like.

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I hate hate hate this woman, because she's got everything that I don't have.

She's got lots and lots of money, she looks damn hot (like a bloody swimsuit model), and she's dating a damn hot guy (ok my boyfriend is hotter than her boyfriend and at least he doesn't have to live with two lookalikes)…

She's got a damn good body ok, even Eric said, 'Wah she's hot.'

Then my colleague also said, 'Wah this girl is hot.'

Then the other guys whom I showed the blog too all also said, 'Wah this girl is hot.'

FUCK. Not fair, how can anyone have everything!

Bloody bitch walked into Coach the other day, and bought SIX items at one go.

She can bloody afford a SG $2.5 k Chanel bag.

Me? I think if I can afford a Chanel bag in my entire lifetime, it would be a bloody miracle.

Some more the girl gets to sit in a Porsche Carrera 911 with a number plate that says 911 FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Will I EVER BE ABLE TO GET A PIC NEXT TO A PORSCHE? FUCK MY LUCK FUCK MY LUCK!

But I still can't help being addicted to Daphne and her pink shoe fetish. I am so fucking addicted to bitching about her and her JAGUAR, and OPEL and god-knows what else…

I'm going to transfer my addiction to you guys, and all the men can oogle at her looks.

And all the women in the world can start cursing her (or our silly luck of not being born into riches).

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This is going to be a regular feature… you know… I check out blogs A LOT… and there are girls that I so wanna be like. So if you're not mentioned today, don't fret, yeah? Your time will come, yes it will.