Some fucked-up idiots got jeles so I'm going to be dead honest here.

Why was I the chosen star and you were not?

1) Well it was all about connections, dude. I have connections. You don't have, bla-di-bla…

2) It also because I whored myself for it. Not very directly so, but everybody knows that I secretly wanted to take a photo of my tetekz and publish them online. Unfortunately someone else beat me to the race. But I got interview also mah. BIG DEAL MEH? And MY MUMMY STILL DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS PLACE. MUahahhaha!

3) I have a sexy name like Claire Cool Khoo. Sometimes. :wink:

4) I'm not ashamed about my fame, dammit. And I don't post up sour grape posts too. But I do blatant blunt and toxic ones to kill off wannabes like you.

5) I am a girl and you are not. Plus I am hot and babelicious and I've got a pair of sexy eyes. Fuiyoh. You got or not? Don't have right?

6) People also had foresight that if I was plugged I'm also going to make a whole lot of people femes at the same time, in the long run. Yes you will, yes you will, be patient and your time will come.

7) Jeff Ooi and Mack and TV Smith is femes enuff and other people got sick of reading politics. Suddenly we wanna know how fun Malaysians can be, even though our lives may be boring behind all that partial government tactics bla-di-bah. We're DONE with politics. We're sick of tech-blogs. Normal people's very normal lives can be intriguing also.

And besides, if you didn't know the truth already, for many people who think blogs in Malaysia are about news commentary technology sports and movies, the one good thing that CAME out of that article (besides making me a one-click-wonder) was this: 'GEE, I DIDN'T KNOW MINISHORTS OR SUANIE OR KENNYSIA OR PETERTAN EXISTED UNTIL NOW.'

But now I do, I know also that it is very extraordinary to be ordinary. NOT SO BAD WHAT.

SO now, if you're still, tech-blogging to get lots of money from google, or messing up our archives trying to be the next LiewCF or TVSmith or Mack or Jeff, go tengok cermin dulu.

Do you SERIOUSLY think that everyone will take you seriously?

Baby, I'm not so ambitious, so I chose to be myself instead.

And what did it proved? That being myself wasn't all that bad. That I can know cock about politics but still people will like me. That I can talk crap like the silly ah-sam in the market and still people will visit me.

That's what it proved.

And lemme till you something old, EVERYONE can be like me. Ain't kidding ya.