The truth laid bare
Some fucked-up idiots got jeles so I'm going to be dead honest here.
Why was I the chosen star and you were not?
1) Well it was all about connections, dude. I have connections. You don't have, bla-di-bla…
2) It also because I whored myself for it. Not very directly so, but everybody knows that I secretly wanted to take a photo of my tetekz and publish them online. Unfortunately someone else beat me to the race. But I got interview also mah. BIG DEAL MEH? And MY MUMMY STILL DOESN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS PLACE. MUahahhaha!
3) I have a sexy name like Claire Cool Khoo. Sometimes. 
4) I'm not ashamed about my fame, dammit. And I don't post up sour grape posts too. But I do blatant blunt and toxic ones to kill off wannabes like you.
5) I am a girl and you are not. Plus I am hot and babelicious and I've got a pair of sexy eyes. Fuiyoh. You got or not? Don't have right?
6) People also had foresight that if I was plugged I'm also going to make a whole lot of people femes at the same time, in the long run. Yes you will, yes you will, be patient and your time will come.
7) Jeff Ooi and Mack and TV Smith is femes enuff and other people got sick of reading politics. Suddenly we wanna know how fun Malaysians can be, even though our lives may be boring behind all that partial government tactics bla-di-bah. We're DONE with politics. We're sick of tech-blogs. Normal people's very normal lives can be intriguing also.
And besides, if you didn't know the truth already, for many people who think blogs in Malaysia are about news commentary technology sports and movies, the one good thing that CAME out of that article (besides making me a one-click-wonder) was this: 'GEE, I DIDN'T KNOW MINISHORTS OR SUANIE OR KENNYSIA OR PETERTAN EXISTED UNTIL NOW.'
But now I do, I know also that it is very extraordinary to be ordinary. NOT SO BAD WHAT.
SO now, if you're still, tech-blogging to get lots of money from google, or messing up our archives trying to be the next LiewCF or TVSmith or Mack or Jeff, go tengok cermin dulu.
Do you SERIOUSLY think that everyone will take you seriously?
Baby, I'm not so ambitious, so I chose to be myself instead.
And what did it proved? That being myself wasn't all that bad. That I can know cock about politics but still people will like me. That I can talk crap like the silly ah-sam in the market and still people will visit me.
That's what it proved.
And lemme till you something old, EVERYONE can be like me. Ain't kidding ya.
June 21st, 2005 at 3:20 pm
Makes me wonder who….
June 21st, 2005 at 3:25 pm
I think I know who - and if I’m right, this isn’t his first time getting minishorts all riled up…
June 21st, 2005 at 3:38 pm
hm… though I’ve been reading ur blog for some time, but this is the first time I’m dropping a comment here
u definitely deserve the honour
June 21st, 2005 at 3:46 pm
Hear, hear.
Besides, if The Star wanted to publish fugly mug shots they would have come to me 1st
June 21st, 2005 at 3:48 pm
minishort: Thats a lot of fire… u gonna need 1/2 dozen of chocolate donuts to chill off…
*This will add on my wan tan mee menu…
= Juz pure jealousy.. who bother.
*Heart leads head
June 21st, 2005 at 3:52 pm
Wow…was checking out the activity level on the AIESEC Malaysia alumni site, clicked on a few links at the comments section, stumbled upon this site, went on from there, read about the star article and now this…talk about one effing busy hour or two on a trek of discovery.
Keep on firing away lady
June 21st, 2005 at 4:09 pm
Which idiot(s)? Details please! I’m too lazy to try and find out myself…
June 21st, 2005 at 4:29 pm
in a way, this is EXACTLY why you were chosen for the story friend…. haha
According to my good authorities, that is.
June 21st, 2005 at 4:31 pm
:twisted:lame sucker.. dont try to kacau me tai ka jie:cool:.. lol.. :lol::mrgreen:
June 21st, 2005 at 4:43 pm
Hmm, wonder what was Chooks expression when she was whooping the keyboards ass..:twisted:
Chill.. and have fun at PPS bash.:wink:
June 21st, 2005 at 4:58 pm
Hi Claire Khoo! So can I call you Claire Khoo or what?
June 21st, 2005 at 4:58 pm
If I’m ever “jealous”, it’ll be of Claire’s bf. C8-)
…Who is it, Sashi, who?
June 21st, 2005 at 5:02 pm
hehe i believe i know who this loser is. he’s rather slow on the news for a plagiariser.
June 21st, 2005 at 5:19 pm
Good on you Claire. BTW, it’s important to see beyond blogs like mine and my esteemed ‘birds of a feather’, may it be little or otherwise. I think with legs like yours, I can be more ‘femes’. LOL
Who’s the screwball banging on your case? I want to go rile him up some more. You write best when you rant …
June 21st, 2005 at 5:34 pm
u go girl!! dont give a damn of what that LOSER says..:grin:
-blog reader-
June 21st, 2005 at 6:11 pm
About number 3: I just had this sudden of you with your naked titties in bed going “SAY MY NAME SAY MY NAME!!”
sorry…
And I know who!
June 21st, 2005 at 6:20 pm
hohoho. love the fire minishorts breathes out. Tai sei !
June 21st, 2005 at 6:47 pm
Wow! What a fire! And the voyeur in me still dunno who it is. But never mind. Time to move on to greater things. Heads up, gurl!
June 21st, 2005 at 6:56 pm
Waitaminit….I just realised something! This isn’t about me lampooning you in my post today, is it? But I only lampooned you 3 sentences! And I thought it wasn’t that serious. Well, if it was, then I’m truly sorry. I apologise.
June 21st, 2005 at 7:00 pm
OMFG…
OI the person I was talking about is LINKED in the post.
Go click click click!
(viewtru, bukan you lah… perasan sial.)
June 21st, 2005 at 7:21 pm
woohooo! HOT:shock: both the author and the blog:)
June 21st, 2005 at 7:46 pm
Write what you want, and if you get an audience (like you have) then ignore what people say. CS seems to think all blogs must be serious journalistic/political/technical etc etc. That’s like saying all TV shows should be news/documentaries/current affairs type shows.
The fact is, every market is represented out there in Blogdom and if the Sun wants to do an article about people who use it as a personal journal (which I believe is what MOST bloggers do), then they can do so.
Kudos to CS for writing what he beleives - of course, I think he missed what the Sun’s objectives are in writing the article in the first place. (Which at the end of the day is to sell more papers - lol)
At least the Sun wasn’t accussing all bloggers of being extraverts who want to post their nude portraits on the web. (As oppossed to the Star!)
June 21st, 2005 at 8:14 pm
I might add - most of those blogs (like Suanie’s) have links to Jeff etc so anyone reading the Sun and going to Suanie’s blog (or the others) might end up following the link to Jeff’s blog etc.
So even though the paper has not heaped accolades on the “Serious blogs”, there are still avenues that people will get to them.
June 21st, 2005 at 9:12 pm
Dabido.
Its not the Sun. Its the Star.
At least you didn’t say The Moon.
June 21st, 2005 at 10:13 pm
of course out of the many many bloggers out there, there will be some who are jealous. it takes all kind. just ignore them. well… er… rant at them ok… but i mean don’t get your pretty head all upset over them. live and let live!
June 22nd, 2005 at 1:25 am
I just want to point out that in one of the comment, Dabido (Teflon) said:
CS seems to think all blogs must be serious journalistic/political/technical etc etc. That’s like saying all TV shows should be news/documentaries/current affairs type shows.
but when I read his article he clearly stated that:
I am not trying to discredit personal journal bloggers (hell my blog is a personal journal too)
I have it on a VERY VERY GOOD AUTHORITY that he’s not trying to say blogging MUST be serious/informative/boring, but it CAN be.
June 22nd, 2005 at 1:34 am
hahahahah YOU USED THE ‘SEE ASS’ LINE! YOU USED THE ‘SEE ASS’ LINE!
June 22nd, 2005 at 7:27 am
I agree. I guess there will always be people who are very dengki, so have to tahan la, hehe. What to do? The price of fame as they say.
Yes, Claire is a nice name. Congratulations on the interview.
June 22nd, 2005 at 8:36 am
OMG KID CHAN COMMENTED! KID CHAN COMMENTED!
OK I want to be photographed by the legend…
FULAU
imagine if he graced MY wedding (three years down the road if this hype doesn’t die down… you think i’ll get to endorse your company?)
hahah..
June 22nd, 2005 at 10:29 am
I still dunno who…..sorryla…blur case….:?::?:
June 22nd, 2005 at 10:44 am
Seass: Hey! that ‘very very good authority’ line is MY line! MINE! haha
June 22nd, 2005 at 12:35 pm
Eyeris:
Gil Grissom: I am like a sponge. I just absorb information.(well more like sentence, lines, quote, writing style…etc etc) hehhe.
Minishorts:
Doesnt Seass sound so much nicer? Something like Claire..I guess.
Ohyeah I wonder if anyone care to explain this:
kimberlycun says:
June 21st, 2005 at 5:02 pm
hehe i believe i know who this loser is. he’s rather slow on the news for a plagiariser.
plagiarising? Where? How? What? When?
June 22nd, 2005 at 6:57 pm
Seass: I knew that line would come back and bite me in the bum! It wasn’t quite what I was trying to say, but I usually write on the fly, which is why I used the term “seems” when I refered to it.
I’ll try to rephase a litle - though this is writing on the fly as well.
Reading the article was one thing, but also reading the comments after (where CS was defending his stand) lead to that sort of impression. (At least to me).
I’ll take your word that it’s not what he was trying to say. Still, I think the world knows that BLOGS CAN be like Jeff’s et al. It’s just that people choose not to blog that way, and I think the storm that has come about is because a lot of people have felt that CS was trying to make out that it is ‘a superior way’ to blog. Clearly, each blog has it’s own agenda, and should be measured on it’s own merit as to what it is trying to acheive.
Hope that clarifies what I was trying to say a little.
June 22nd, 2005 at 6:59 pm
Kenny: Thanks. Yes, it’s the Star. Sorry.
Bodoh Dabido!
June 23rd, 2005 at 12:36 am
http://www.aliran.com/charter/monitors/2005/06/four-popular-blogs-so-says-star.html
this is weird, more than one person blogged on the same issue, out of same perspective. But only one of them was being accuse as the “jealous blogger”
Come to think of it, I think I demand an apology.
But not like u give a fuck, right?
June 23rd, 2005 at 10:48 am
you know cs, if you keep being like this…
i took off the link because the post, well, it could have been directed to everyone else also.
but since you keep harping on the issue… you DESERVE this whole thing.
its not the first time, dear. not the first time.
June 23rd, 2005 at 11:54 am
Try 2 trust the ppl u LOVE
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