just minishorts.

I said I was going to do one for the guys… We girls too like to oogle at cute people, girls AND guys (from around the world and Malaysia etc), but first, I have weird tastes.

If my choice is ugly/lousy or whatever, I'd like to place a disclaimer of (fill in the blanks). I will not be helf responsible.

Like I said, I like to oogle at cutie-pies, be they male or female. In Japan there's this mix-breed of a hunk, and BOY OH BOY HE IS UBER FUCKALICIOUS.

Great media gallery, great name (that reminds me of Yong Tau Foo but Yong Fook, Yong Fook, easy to remember, kan?), great food blogs.

Well, most importantly, EYE-CANDY and living proof that you can have both brains, beauty and brawn AT THE SAME TIME. .

Plus he's got a fun to do SKETCH BOARD that made me come up with weird things. (I don't have photoshop or any imaging program at the office otherwise I can show you some examples.

But check out this looker. Now go. Go.

Updates:OMG OMG, even Fuckstress agrees with me

Fuckstress says:
LOOKING AT HIS PIC ALMOST GIVES ME AN ORGASM

NOW I CAN'T BE WRONG, RIGHT?

Viewtru, masquerading as Mark in the Rapunzel scandals is a Malaysian bomb. Pity we don't know what he looks like.

I do, however, know precise what Mark Nam looks like, and he's … yummylicious (sorry Mark, can't resist).

And I love the pictures.

I love the way how he links his friends and bloggers-unknown.

I love the map on his site.

And he is so fucking good looking, I drool all over the monitor and keyboard everytime I surf there.

Pity not many Malaysian men are camwhores. I think there's the problem with us you see, we like to stare at other people who look good, only if they don't, well, blab out loud that 'Hey look here, look here, I'm a babe, I'm a babe.'

But we find its okay for people like Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt to take compromising pictures of themselves and sell it to the world for huge buckets of money.

Fucker, what's wrong with you guys man?!

I mean what kind of 'we're losers' attitude is this… why do we have to put ourselves into the 'shylah shylah' stereotyped barrel?

How the hell are we ever going to get out of our shells?

Oh no no, we, you know, we're SMART, we're CLEVER, and that just means that you know, we may not look good, but well, we have brains what, so who the hell cares?

Aiyeh, truth? Truth?

'You really think I'm such a babe meh?' Actually truth is, I'm not that pretty, well, not if you wanna compare me to Elaine or April and the bevy of beauties who I choose to be my friends. But my marketing techniques seem to sell quite well hoh, hoh.

Because of that everyone says I'm hot. Well, hot can also refer to my temper, blah.

But at least, we have smarties in Malaysia.

Like Captain Carcinogen, eg. The same guy who keeps getting killed y my Spam Karma (I suspect its because your nick has a 'carcinogen' in it).

He's funny.

He leaves stupid comments in my site well, of course. I like to boost my reader's egos too (and you know this means that if you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you too).

Well, if you're evil to me, I'll TRY to be nice to you, but no guarantees.

But Captain is hilarious. Now how to be hilarious when it comes to just words, just words, and no pictures? No parodies too, just you know, little snippets of his thoughts on his dailies.

And other obscure things.

Probe his mind. On the blog.

I sound like a freaking advertiser. But anyway.

I was THISCLOSE to featuring Tormentt on my Fabulous Females Part Deux. And then (s)he told me that (s)he's a guy.

Ey, actually I knew that adi lah.

But seriously.

I LIKE RAW HONESTY.

I like also, computers falling out of office blocks.

But while everyone else is either trying to suck up to suanie and me or trying to be on that side of the 'look what's with the big fuss' clane, Torment is open and upfront about his jealousy.

AND SINCE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC, eh of course its a big fuss, fucker, hey not every day that ORDINARY people get front page splat-ons in the local dailies. Yeah its an insignificant lifestyle pullout but who the fuck cares man?

Tormentt dug into his flesh and went all ballistics and did the PURE, PURE, HONEST post.

Now THAT, is what I call a damn good (tormented) blogger.

Time to go. See ya.

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