I’ll be away for three days!
I'm going to Kuantan for a short trip. Got beaches got coconut trees got water got sun got everything…
Except Internet access.
This is a much deserved break for me, SERIOUSLY.
But I thought about it and I realized (fuiyoh) a lot of people will miss me right?
Nevermind, got plenty of things to you to do.
You can, you know, WORK, for once. Stop reading my blog and waiting for me to update the Bedtime Stories (check: I still got Cinderella to complete and the Rapunzel series that seems to go on forever and ever). Either that or go lah watch your TVB serials. Go pakthor with girlfriend also can, go makan with your parents and well, leave the computer for three full days.
I'll be back on Friday anyway.
OK. I think THAT was a little too much.
If you can't leave the web, you can do other things also. You should, go … visit some blogs. And you know, for the sake of concerned guardians who're worried about the ratings of blogs, I've prepared for you, a very compact guide to 'who kids can read and who kids cannot read'.
The Minishorts' Blog-suitability-for-Readers Rating System
*U: For all ages. Very clean, almost Disney. But might have kissing scenes from time to time. No worries, no profanities.
18SG: For 18 and above only. Sometimes with profanities. Violent content, might cause readers to burst out in anger and start banging head against monitor incontrollably.
18SX: For 18 and above only. Sometimes with profanities. Sexy, and raunchy, and might cause readers to turn horny. Ooh, very, very bad.
18PL: For 18 and above and very mature minds only. Heavy topics like politics and life, usually. Sometimes with profanities. Sometimes with sex. Sometimes with violence. When you read sites like these, you just might turn violent and start humping the computer.
Done? Now you can apply them to these people who blog too! Go read, go read, because they're fun, nice, diverse, interesting and they will fill up your time while you patiently await my return. And BTW, you might just find your little Blogging Idol in one of them.
Have fun!
Reta – Usually U, but occasionally 18 PL.
April - Usually U, but occasionally 18 PL.
Kervin – Usually U, but occasionally 18 PL.
Lilian – Has two sites. Penang Faces is very U, but chanlilian.net is definitely 18 PL.
Nick – Mostly U.
Yee Pei - Mostly U.
moot- Mostly U.
tormentt – Mostly U, but occasionally 18 SG. Makes you want to throw your computer out of your office window.
KY – Quite 18 PL, I think.
Life Feel – Mostly U.
S-kay - Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Seth – Urm. I think this is sometimes 18 SX. But occasionally U.
Mack – DEFINITELY 18 PL. Maturity required. Oh. No profanities though.
Carl - Mostly U. Got two big photos of me. Aiyah.
Ignorant Author - Mostly U. Got profanities occasionally.
Fuckstress – Mostly 18 PL. Profanity-overload alert!
Lionel – Mostly 18 PL. Not many profanities, but many links to sites with profanities.
Mr 'M' - Quite 18 PL lah.
Maggie - 18 PL. Her blog's name is a four-letter word, so parent-alert!
Danny - Mostly U.
Mudslinger – Mostly U.
Hayanna – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Fips – 18 PL, kua. I think so. Splatterings of 'fuck' here and there.
Vagus - Mostly U.
HuaiBin – DEFINITELY 18 PL. No parents kids allowed.
Lucia – Mostly U.
Viewtru – 18 PL for sure. Insane mind recommended, and please proceed with care.
Din - Mostly U.
Lynnee – Mostly U, but she questions, 'Whose blog doesn't contain expletives lah?' Well. I think quite a number don't have profanities. Mine is definitely NOT one of those.
Kokwai - Mostly, urm, U. Mostly informational cut-and-pasted news too.
Vlad- Social Cafe is usually 18 PL, please proceed with caution.
Suanie – Suanie girl ah? I think 18 PL, 18 SG, 18 SX. Dangerous territory.
Siren – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL. Got profanities too.
Amber – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Eyeris - Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Evelyn – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL. Writes like me (chewah). Singaporean blogger.
Mr Kiasi – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Sherwin - Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL. Alcohol galore. Singaporean Blogger.
Jean – Mostly U.
thquah – Mostly U and parent friendly.
Niki - Mostly 18 PL, but always parent friendly. Really.
Paul – Mostly U and all about cars. Off topic commentor hahaha but all-round nice guy.
dzof – Pretty serious, therefore 18 PL.
Charmaine – Mostly U, occasionally 18 PL, and reminds me of myself when I was a younger blogger.
MC – 16-going-on-17 and very U. No profanities even after reading my blog. Good girl. Go on blogging!
Amadea – 12-going-on-13 girl and very U. And OMG her site design looks DAMN NICE.
Sarah - Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL for the occasional swearword.
Ah Knight – Mostly U, but sometimes 18 PL.
Narrowband - Mostly U.
Albert -Mostly U, I think.
Mr Brown – Definitely 18 PL, and he is NOT 12. He is not 12!
Actually there are many others. Try clicking PPS or Tomorrow. And oh… obviously this was a thank you post to everyone who commented and wrote to me regarding that concerned parent. You guys rawk!
See you Friday!
June 27th, 2005 at 10:49 am
Hey.
I hope you will enjoy your short trip.
it will recharge your Chi. Yeah. I bet you will get some lovely pictures of lengchai and lenglui.
Wow… I am touched. Thanks for putting my blog on the list…
My blog is so suci?
btw,
take care baby…
*gentle hugg*
*good luck kiss*
a blog reader
)
-Life Feel
(minishorts deleted the url again: hey babes, i’ve said it a million an one times, NO BLOG WHORING of URIs… fill in the URI column dah cukup
June 27th, 2005 at 10:52 am
Have fun, enjoy and be happy, lol. And write about the trip, when you are back
June 27th, 2005 at 11:01 am
Parent friendly? AHAHAHAH I think my mum’s stopped reading my blog already.
Have fun at the beach
June 27th, 2005 at 11:32 am
Have fun and enjoy.
June 27th, 2005 at 11:32 am
Okay, have fun! And when you come back, I want to see BIKINI PICS in this blog!! Or I’ll turn your comment board into 18XXXXXXXXX !!
June 27th, 2005 at 11:49 am
hehehe.
sorry abt the “dull” issue Minishorts.
I think I am just not patient enough to read your blog properly – i’m still a kid inside
Now that I re-read you properly, you are not dull AT ALL!
Sorry again and hope I didnt offend you.
June 27th, 2005 at 11:58 am
take me with u, take me with u. Thinking of ####### in bikini makes me salivate
June 27th, 2005 at 12:59 pm
Have funnn!! And thanks so much for the plug, again.
And 18 PL??? Hahahaha. Hmm…. 
June 27th, 2005 at 1:10 pm
Have fun in Kuantan. How I envy you.
Am surprised to find my blog on your list. Am more surprised to see you think it’s rated U
June 27th, 2005 at 1:35 pm
Oi, my blog where got 18PL? Me very pure wan… UUUUUUUUUUUUU all the way!
:twisted:
June 27th, 2005 at 1:47 pm
Mm.. I’m the most innocent person ever.. like EVER. My blog’s “Mostly U” Wheeee… see that halo??? yeah.. right.. THERE *points above head* I’m so innocent.. pls don’t pollute my mind
June 27th, 2005 at 1:52 pm
Bila wa mya blog sudah jadi 18PL? I’m still under 18 lah.
June 27th, 2005 at 2:08 pm
what? now you going for a holiday? first it was kenny sia, then suanie, and now you. argghh! we are without good reading materials with these 3 of the fantastic 4 gone!!
anyway enjoy your trip, claire.
you are right to label my blog U. it has to be since i have made it known that i work for the church (and i’m not anonymous what with my picture too)! well one day if i blog anoymously, then i’ll make sure it is 18SX blog. how exciting!
June 27th, 2005 at 2:41 pm
my blog, 18 PL? only half naked male bodies what……… *spank*
June 27th, 2005 at 3:10 pm
minishorts, sorry for the URL
I am a newbie here and I have used to write my URL on other blogs when I post anonymously.
have fun
June 27th, 2005 at 3:32 pm
I’m more of 18SX la..lol ..woi take pixs of you in bikini and post it la!! hehhe..have fun..
June 27th, 2005 at 3:46 pm
ahahahaha! i’m 18PL?? where got violence, got sex only. not sex, exactly… more like “questionable sexual behavior”
definitely not appropriate for immature audiences. wouldn’t want any impressionable teenage girls to have ‘thoughts’ about the same gender now, would we…
June 27th, 2005 at 3:51 pm
some of my blog got 18sx post ler… but yeah, mostly U-rated posting.
the occassional swear word pops up in almost every blog i come across… i think only those photoblogs will be swear-word-free cos they have more pics than words.
anyway, you enjoy your holiday…
June 27th, 2005 at 4:43 pm
Yes 18PL it is. You must be with 18 people only. Less than that, you cannot view.
June 27th, 2005 at 5:23 pm
Hi, thanks for the U rating. Correct name, but wrong link.
Enjoy your holiday.
June 27th, 2005 at 6:14 pm
*feels tempted to Photoshop a logo of Chooki in her wholesome Jessica-Alba-smile saying U*
What bikini? Of course Klekucuki will run about in minishorts and nothing.
June 27th, 2005 at 6:28 pm
Aaarrrgghh wish I was back in Kuantan, no hassle, no jams, lots of nice beaches (ok ok so Teluk Cempedak is turning into another Port Dickson but Balok is still good), lots of trees, giant plastic multi coloured cacti, etc. But more importantly it’s where I call home, sigh. Enjoy the holiday, hope you enjoy my hometown and not get bored of it. Tip try Pak Su’s stuff crabs and also East Coast kerepok lekor is to die for, also ask about fellow Kuantanites to find the best cendol place in town. Thanks for the publicity
June 27th, 2005 at 7:24 pm
enjoy your holiday!!
June 27th, 2005 at 9:14 pm
If lucia really starts an 18sx blog.. I’ll be sure to Avoid it.. MUAhahahaha!
Kennysia will be back tomorrow anyway. While we wait for minishorts to come out of the washing machine…
June 27th, 2005 at 9:25 pm
Anyway, best wishes of a few days without the Internet. It will be great – less bad ions and radiation and that sort of thing
*** I am a SLAVE to the BLOG ***
June 27th, 2005 at 9:26 pm
You deserve a holiday after all that research on everyone’s blogs!
June 27th, 2005 at 10:21 pm
LoL! Looks like everyone is seeking some R&R. I wonder if someone will walk up to her later and say, you’re Claire Khoo right? The Minishorts.. uRm.. what do you call it.. blogger?
Anyway, hope you have a good trip and would feel refreshed after Eric gets some enerygy in you again. *whistle and run away*
June 28th, 2005 at 12:21 am
I think minishorts is going for a journey to search for the ultimate truth.
it would be a dangerous adventure but finally she will find what she is seeking.
-Life Feel
June 28th, 2005 at 12:30 am
I’m just happy to be mentioned!
But thanks really..I hope you enjoy your holiday.
Come view my blog more often! Everyday’s a new topic to get myself thinking about stuff. Not that I just understood what I even said..
June 28th, 2005 at 12:36 am
Hi Claire…
Take some pics of you climbing the coconut tree to pluck the coconuts yeah…? Unless you can get Eric, your b/f to do that for you?
Kuantan has nice beaches…so I’m sure you’ll go swimming-one. Enjoy your trip there..!
June 28th, 2005 at 4:03 am
Oh I cuss once in a while
Enjoy the break. I think I need one too … [envy]
June 28th, 2005 at 9:43 am
have a good trip !
June 28th, 2005 at 9:47 am
Give me a call sometime. 636-373-1916
June 28th, 2005 at 9:49 am
Religion sucks! I’ll be happy to tell you all about it. 636-561-6869
June 28th, 2005 at 11:52 am
Thank you for rating my site, you’re a real quickie! (U didn’t go through all my archived posts, did u?
)
But yeah, my blog… “U” it is! (so far… albeit alil bit of vulgarity here and there sometimes)
Enjoy ur trip!
June 28th, 2005 at 12:33 pm
Eh, my blog is very pure, ok? Except for the post with the naked penguin that exploded while having sex with an igloo rigged with explosives.
June 28th, 2005 at 1:08 pm
Aiks, nice blog. Striked ‘minishorts’ with kennysia’s survey and tot of checking your blog out. I have to say, my enlightenment is ever closer now……. that there’re really so many good bloggers around. cheers!!
June 28th, 2005 at 5:31 pm
WTF HOW DID YOU MISS ME OUT, OMG!
June 28th, 2005 at 8:31 pm
haha,nice rating for those blog,but i wonder is there ppl who really concern which to read accoring to the rating?:grin:
June 28th, 2005 at 9:18 pm
I think minishorts is a very good blogger
because she takes her time to read our blogs
and she tries to understand each of us.
There is a healthy interaction amongst the bloggers.
have fun
-Life Feel
June 28th, 2005 at 11:20 pm
Funny you should say that ShaolinTiger. I’m hardly a blip on the blogradar (unlike you), but I’m personally surprised I’m on the list.
Oh but she did say: “obviously this was a thank you post to everyone who commented and wrote to me regarding that concerned parent.”
Oh but then again I did a little check and found that there are some folks who didn’t comment and ARE on the list..
June 29th, 2005 at 12:24 am
Dont come back here bitch, WE HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE.
Please stay the fuck away, you’re a fucked up bitch and you don’t deserve to blog or even use the internet. Please, shut the fuck up and die, or else we will just drop by your house fucking blow your brain off.
Die you fucking bitch, please die.
June 29th, 2005 at 1:19 am
whoah.. wat a comment *points upwards*.
ccrraaa-zzyy.
anyway, i never knew u knew my blog existed. thanks anyway
eh.. u sure my blog is ‘u’ rated? hahaa.. all that drinking in there. haha..
psst: wer’s elaine’s?
June 29th, 2005 at 1:43 am
I think I’m meant to feel honoured…
YES I AM HONOURED
June 29th, 2005 at 11:23 am
Keep comment #42, Minishorts. It’s your medal of popularity.
June 29th, 2005 at 8:59 pm
Dear Minishorts: You are wrong. Viewtru has a SERIOUS ANALYTICAL MIND. The incredible things that we learned from him have metamorphosed us into Valuable Assets of society. Really!
June 29th, 2005 at 9:19 pm
Dear Minishorts: You are wrong. Viewtru has a SERIOUS ANALYTICAL MIND. The incredible things that we learned from him have metamorphosed us into Valuable Assets of society. Really!
(Did you know Serious Analytical Mind is an anagram for RITUALLY DEMONIC ASIANS?)
June 29th, 2005 at 10:34 pm
I’m 18-PL?!
But WHY?!
I’m so obviously “Umum”…
…must be the title…
…f*ck* it…
June 30th, 2005 at 2:34 am
strolled over from another blogger’s link list. Have a good holiday.
June 30th, 2005 at 3:25 am
you’re funny…not this post in particular, just generally
better than lil “ms spore, i need to put up photoshopped pics of myself to get ppl to read”…lol.
June 30th, 2005 at 9:07 am
Dear Minishorts: You are wrong. Viewtru has a SERIOUS ANALYTICAL MIND. The incredible things that we learned from him have metamorphosed us into Valuable Assets of society. Really!
June 30th, 2005 at 9:27 am
ARGH! Woman! Haul ass back here FAST! I’m getting bored at work not having you to crap with on msn!
P/s. Siren a.k.a Lile: I’m not on the list hor? Must be because I keep screaming at her to stop calling me
Elaine Babesthat name.June 30th, 2005 at 6:28 pm
Hey Minishorts – if I were you, I would turn over the comment made by ” Minishorts You are a bitch says:” to the police – it contains a death threat in it, which is highly illegal even on the internet.
Talk about ironic – they claim you shouldn’t be using the internet – yet they break the law!
One of my other friends had a person making death threats to them over the internet and she contacted the police who traced it to a guy in Melbourne, who got a visit by the Australain Federal Police and Interpol. He soon stopped with the threats.
Just my two cents.