Fabulous Females on the Blog #2
If you guys have brains and a sense of humour, you would know how to appreciate the following two writers instead of trying to sugar me, minishorts, up and tell me it's ok and that you still love me. Tell me something I don't know already. Ready? Now you can read.
Someone hurt my femes friend Kenny's feelings. She also hurt my feelings, I think. But I'm okay with it really. You see, I deserve the flak.
Now emotions are good, no why can't you be angry, and think that all this (blogging fame shit) is a waste of time. The truth is. YES IT IS. A WASTE OF TIME. I also dunno why I do it, maybe because I'm deprived and I dunno how to you know, masturbate wth my fingers, so I choose to blog as another resource. But anyway, because they blog FANTASTICALLY I am still plugging them.
This truth is apparent you go decide: I had an affair with missy. Then i dumped her for fame. now she's sore. ouch. But she still writes like a flaming bitch and for that YOU OUGHT TO LOVE HER. Eh I'm not kidding because, not many people can write and pour all their thoughts into a post like that. I SERIOUSLY think her site rawks and I'm sure she rawks too (I'm sorry I have a problem about remember my one-night stands but I'm sure you were great, missy) and I'm not sucking up or… erm… selling out to pressure or whatever.
The problem with being me is (after the parent issue) even when I'm angry I can't take chanlilian up with my two hands and start cekiking her virtually because SAHM sites make me want to go 'PARENT ALERT! PARENT ALERT!'. And blardy hell now she's linked me up to her blogroll too… oh FUCK. (Lilian, thanks for allowing me to diss you a little here)
But anyway. I digressed, but back to the topic.
Missy also has a friend Su-Yin, who is also sore about Kenny and his femes blog. Ouch, hurts lah to be hated. But hell. CAN SHE WRITE.
In fact, Su-Yin is such a fucking good Maddox (correction, I think Maddox is a fucking good Su-Yin) that people actually plagiarise her posts. Well, not people really, but I think a Su-Yin wannabe got kinda desperate, she copied the middle part of Su-Yin's I-hate-femes-bloggers post and plunked it into her post.
Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a hand to Su-Yin wannabe, Yang Li. I wouldn't put this girl on my Fab Females list if not for spread the good word about Su-Yin, but I've got no choice here (sorry Su-Yin but I just have to do this).
On 23rd June 2005, Su-Yin wrote this:
"Why, Su-Yin, why do you abhor that cock-faced retard so much? He didn't do anything to you! All he did was change our lives forever by making our sad office lives less mundane with his entertaining 'jokes' and parodies of random shit that no one used to care about."
Minishorts proclaims that as sheer genius, something which I will never be able to purge out.
Apparently, our friend Yang Li has the same brain that spews out the exact same words as Su-Yin's does. On 29th June 2005, Yang Li wrote this:
"Why, Yangli, why do you abhor that cock-faced retard so much? He didn't do anything to you! All he did was change our lives forever by making our sad lives less mundane with his entertaining 'jokes' and parodies of random shit that no one used to care about."
Wow. You are incredibly original. I salute you.
BTW, please check out the layouts of both sides, the similarities are UNCANNY, except for the fact that Su-Yin is 'disgruntled, distasteful, disdained, disillusioned and loves to diss' and our friend Yang Li is 'brilliant, rich enough and denies being spoilt'.
They are also, both, 'usually drunk'.
Today's Fabulous Females on the Blog features only Missy and Su-Yin.
Yang Li just happened to pop into the picture because she is a brilliant copycat.
Updates: Yang Li took off the plagiarised section. But babes, it still doesn't discount the fact that your entire template, and the look of your blog is a complete rip-off the original. Terrible, you know. Terrible.
More Updates: Now she took off the entire site. Case closed. Other plagiarists should be-warned. The blogosphere does not condone copycats. If you copy a style, we can live with it, but whole sale cutting and pasting is NOT allowed. I don't like copycats.
July 1st, 2005 at 10:29 am
I read. I’m sorry that they’re balsting you like this. Some ppl are just jealous I guess. Don’t let the catty comments get to you, gal.
July 1st, 2005 at 10:35 am
if ur tension, just see the shrink. end of story la.
July 1st, 2005 at 10:47 am
Sarcasm can sometimes be so acidic, that a HAZMAT label should be required by law. Nice.
July 1st, 2005 at 11:00 am
that su-yin sure sounds a lot like maddox.
July 1st, 2005 at 12:01 pm
Ugh. Copy also copy better mah! The Yang Li’s blog the picture resolution so horrible. Puiz!
July 1st, 2005 at 12:09 pm
greetings minishorts! cruised in after reading that article in the star. awesome stuff! it’s uber cool to discover that i’m not the only one “wasting time” blogging
love peace & chicken grease!
July 1st, 2005 at 12:13 pm
WTF, when someone criticize you and writes well you forgive them. When someone writes mediocrely and diverge from your school of thoughts you blast /spam them like crazy [kahsoon, 5xmom and Ms Wileen Cheng (Not that they are great)]. You are taking your language too seriously sister.
you are way over your head due to fame
Bloody hypocrate…….
July 1st, 2005 at 12:13 pm
Urm, question:
Is either of em a designer? If yes, who? The header looks sweet.
The funny part if they both aren’t designers, who copied who and from where? rofl.
Hmm, Su-Yin has to quite famous now. You plugged her link like more than 3 times.:shock:
July 1st, 2005 at 12:39 pm
i get what you mean… they diss you, and they do it with so much STYLE. respect.
highlighting part of oh please lah’s comment:
WTF, when someone criticize you and WRITES WELL you forgive them. When someone WRITES MEDIOCRELY and diverge from your school of thoughts you blast /spam them like crazy
i don’t think it’s a matter of forgiveness, oh please lah. it’s about their skill in putting their ideas across.
July 1st, 2005 at 12:53 pm
Gaa! Centered text! Jaggies! Copycat, yes. Brilliant, no. …Could Su-Yin and Yang Li be the same person?
July 1st, 2005 at 1:22 pm
J-Teoh: it’s ok. i can live with this. I can’t make everyone love me. hehe.
kasba: i prefer to blog. its free and no need to pay consultation fees.
tiger: forgive my ignorance (urgh) but what is a HAZMAT label?
anonymous: i think its the other way around.
barffie: yeah the template copy is horrible.
megalomaniac: chicken grease is bad for health. must remove before you eat.
oh please lah: OH PLZZZZZ LAH. and get a spell check on how to spell ‘hypocrite’, oh how did you know I was menstruating today?
danny: I think yangli is the copycat. the resolution is horrid.
fip: thank you.
Giant Sotong: CANNOT be. Sure as hell cannot be.
July 1st, 2005 at 2:14 pm
HAZMAT = HAZardous MATerials a.k.a. HAZCHEM
Safety regulations require posting of HAZMAT labels / notices in locations where caustic, toxic, corrosive or other similar elements are present.
Especially when there is a danger that the presence of such elements may be missed. As a couple of comments may have proven.
cheers
July 1st, 2005 at 2:20 pm
LOL….”oh please lah” is so funny
What is wrong with ‘forgiving’? unless “oh please lah” find it hard to forgive ppl
To me, I won’t waste anytime holding a huge amount of anger over someone I do not know in person. Tak han mou yeh chou meh??????
July 1st, 2005 at 3:35 pm
im baccckkkkk… those photostat machine ladies sure raised in hell…
*Give ‘em a HELLLL YEAHHHHHH
July 1st, 2005 at 3:54 pm
as i said before to peter tan - it takes all kind. just remember that and who cares about people who criticise you eh? there are bound to be flowers and bricks thrown your way - just be strong (and matured!) to accept the brickbats.
July 1st, 2005 at 3:58 pm
Oh please lah!
fip: “i don’t think it’s a matter of forgiveness, oh please lah. it’s about their skill in putting their ideas across.”
I couldn’t take Missy seriously, not with such mediocre writing standards. Maybe she doesn’t intend to be. Yeah I’m a wordsnob.
It’s probably a fact of life, Minishorts. When you’re a celebrity — which, like it or not, is the position you have now found yourself in — you may have to respond to pressure and suck up, to watch yourself from any potentially hard fall. You’re big, see, and the fall would be hard (so a well-known adage says).
I may also be talking crap, so.
July 1st, 2005 at 4:00 pm
i have come to the conclusion that lucia is right: the world is made up of all kinds.
And btw, please check… i wouldn’t be featuring them as ‘fabulous females’ if i were offended by Missy and Su-Yin. But, in the name of blog-i-nality, I think Yang Li is a brilliant copy cat.
I read also that people have been accusing Su-Yin of copying Maddox.
Does she? doesn’t make her less entertaining though.
July 1st, 2005 at 8:21 pm
minishorts: NO ONE CARES.
You can’t write, you can’t even hide behind the defense of having anything remotely interesting, thought-provoking or witty to say. You’ve let “fame” into your head, but that’s hardly a surprise, isn’t it, considering how much of your head was previously occupied by a vast, cold vacuum.
If you think the infantile, superficial “support” you receive is proof of your status as some kind of online star, you’re right. You’re the stinkin’ Queen of Mud, Pretension, Hypocrisy, and perhaps worst of all, Mediocrity. Your “fans”, who collectively have less personality than a washed-up jellyfish drying on the beach of one of Port Dickson’s fake lagoons, will in themselves, endorse just that.
Your (misguided) ego is so bloated you can’t see beyond your greasy nose to understand what a zit you’ve become to humankind. Of course, you’d launch into an initial, flippant (but flimsily disguised) attempt to deflect this barb, and then agonise over it for a few days, while occupying your nights marshalling a list of intellectually pretentious words from a thesaurus to aid your baseless defence, but please, don’t propogate the horror of your existence and bad writing on us. Malaysia, the Internet and decency have put up with enough from you.
July 1st, 2005 at 8:27 pm
that’s not even funny, dipshit.
July 1st, 2005 at 8:42 pm
JELLYFISH #1. Next, please?
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July 5th, 2005 at 10:36 am
Thanks for featuring me Minishorts!
I see we both have a liking for Kuantan. Remember TC?
Good times, good times.
July 5th, 2005 at 12:21 pm
Fuck man, I get admitted to the damn hospital and miss out on this Yangli shit. Who the fuck is she? Did she copy my template entirely? What the fuck man pukicibaikanninahorlangkan may she grow a penis suffering from erectile dysfunction on her head mahai.
And please, I did not have any shit against minishorts. Infact, I compared her to the femes Sherlock Holmes.
I only had shit against coconut boy.
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