And please, I did not have any shit against minishorts. Infact, I compared her to the femes Sherlock Holmes.

I only had shit against coconut boy.

I see we both have a liking for Kuantan. Remember TC?

Good times, good times.

You can’t write, you can’t even hide behind the defense of having anything remotely interesting, thought-provoking or witty to say. You’ve let “fame” into your head, but that’s hardly a surprise, isn’t it, considering how much of your head was previously occupied by a vast, cold vacuum.

If you think the infantile, superficial “support” you receive is proof of your status as some kind of online star, you’re right. You’re the stinkin’ Queen of Mud, Pretension, Hypocrisy, and perhaps worst of all, Mediocrity. Your “fans”, who collectively have less personality than a washed-up jellyfish drying on the beach of one of Port Dickson’s fake lagoons, will in themselves, endorse just that.

Your (misguided) ego is so bloated you can’t see beyond your greasy nose to understand what a zit you’ve become to humankind. Of course, you’d launch into an initial, flippant (but flimsily disguised) attempt to deflect this barb, and then agonise over it for a few days, while occupying your nights marshalling a list of intellectually pretentious words from a thesaurus to aid your baseless defence, but please, don’t propogate the horror of your existence and bad writing on us. Malaysia, the Internet and decency have put up with enough from you.

And btw, please check… i wouldn’t be featuring them as ‘fabulous females’ if i were offended by Missy and Su-Yin. But, in the name of blog-i-nality, I think Yang Li is a brilliant copy cat.

I read also that people have been accusing Su-Yin of copying Maddox.

Does she? doesn’t make her less entertaining though.

fip: “i don’t think it’s a matter of forgiveness, oh please lah. it’s about their skill in putting their ideas across.”

I couldn’t take Missy seriously, not with such mediocre writing standards. Maybe she doesn’t intend to be. Yeah I’m a wordsnob.

It’s probably a fact of life, Minishorts. When you’re a celebrity — which, like it or not, is the position you have now found yourself in — you may have to respond to pressure and suck up, to watch yourself from any potentially hard fall. You’re big, see, and the fall would be hard (so a well-known adage says).

I may also be talking crap, so.