How big is Kenny’s bird?

When two gila bloggers get together online… we talk (about) cocks. Kenny's cock. Specifically.

minishorts: you ni teruk
minishorts: reply religiously
Kenny: I layan everyone too much
minishorts: koyak lah
minishorts: i go by the mantra: i don't give a fucking damn.
Kenny: i don't give a damn but I can give a fucking.
minishorts: i'm sure
minishorts: how long are you
Kenny: private question!
minishorts: i want to know
Kenny: siao ah
minishorts: 3 inches limp! yes
minishorts: silence is consent
minishorts: eh no lah i think
Kenny: that's like asking for ur cup size.
minishorts: 2.5 inches limp
Kenny: u dun tell ppl one u know.
minishorts: limp
minishorts: i'm a (censored)
Kenny: !
Kenny: i didn't ask.
Kenny: u dun crazy.
Kenny: anyway
minishorts: i'm trying to tell you its the same thing
minishorts: so…
minishorts: 2.5 inches limp
Kenny: it doesn't matter that size it is limp
Kenny: 'cos limp is useless anyway.
minishorts: maximum 5.5 inches hard
Kenny: hey i never measured.
minishorts: i'm going to blog this
minishorts: MUAHHAHA
minishorts: anyway
minishorts: i think its…
Kenny: but even if i had, i'm not gonna tell.
minishorts: from thumb end
Kenny: !
minishorts: to little finger end
minishorts: outstretched
minishorts: that's the length
minishorts: right or not
Kenny: hey i'm in the office right now
Kenny: not gonna unzip my pants and confirm your statements!
minishorts: chewah words only mah
minishorts: go and wank yourself and see
Kenny: cannot
Kenny: must have images.
minishorts: then come back tell me how big is the big bird
Kenny: waliew
Kenny: wendy asked me the same thing
Kenny: and i didn't wanna answer her
minishorts: hehehe
Kenny: she said "if you're long, you'd answer. if you don't answer, that means you're short."
Kenny: !!
minishorts: i can estimate a guy's length by his face
Kenny: die die both ways.
minishorts: top of forehead
minishorts: to bottom of chin
minishorts: that's the length…when hardened..
Kenny: no wonder girls like horse face
minishorts: usually correct one
Kenny: crazy ah
minishorts: you don't believe go check and see
Kenny: eunuches don't have flat face
Kenny: squashed face i mean
minishorts: next time you go wanking… you agak the length of your face
Kenny: DAMN YOU
minishorts: use your hands to help lah… then you will be shocked by the accuracy of my prophecy
Kenny: now everytime i look a man's face i think of the length of his penis
Kenny: ALL YOUR FAULT
Kenny: shit
Kenny: now i gotta photoshop my face to make it look longer.
minishorts: eh what's the length lah
minishorts: takkan got yellow feathers all around your dick right
Kenny: c'mon. why did u wanna know! not like i'm gonna sleep with you.
minishorts: cheh
Kenny: or anyone else
minishorts: you keep on saying you got big bird
Kenny: anytime soon.
minishorts: OF COURSE WE WANT TO KNOW
Kenny: siao ah
minishorts: you sendiri buat punya -sal
Kenny: of course its all in jest
Kenny: hohoho
Kenny: good what
Kenny: keep the suspense there.
minishorts: no oh.
minishorts: not fun
minishorts: wait lemme see..
Kenny: remain an unsolved mystery.
minishorts: yeah lah kautim should be 5.5 inches when hard and solid
Kenny: my face length is longer than 5.5 inch ok
minishorts: yeah meh
minishorts: you take ruler and measure your face length adi?
Kenny: 18cm
minishorts: fucker
minishorts: ok i change the metthod
minishorts: FACE width
minishorts: from right cheek end to left cheek end
Kenny: ear to ear or what
Kenny: 19 cm
minishorts: cheek end to cheek end
Kenny: depends on where u position it
minishorts: mid-cheek to mid-cheek
Kenny: fuck lah
Kenny: next thing u know u'll say left nostril to right nostril
minishorts: that one is your flacid length
Kenny: not that short pun
Kenny: c'mon lah
minishorts: you got big nose hole mah
Kenny: how would u like it if ppl say they can measure ur cheebye length by the width of your lips.
Kenny: gross rite
minishorts: got such thing meh
minishorts: where got gross
Kenny: everytime ppl look at u, u'd feel violated.
minishorts: YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOUR DICK
minishorts: we girls are proud of our vaginas.
Kenny: mann
Kenny: we shouldn't compare.
minishorts: i'm not comparing
Kenny: everyone is good in their own right
Kenny: heh heh heh
minishorts: i'm just saying it's like a lock-and-key situation.
minishorts: when you find a man, it's like you're looking for the key to your lock.
minishorts: KALAU the key fits… sex will be superbo.
Kenny: hey, what does it have got anything to do with me.
minishorts: length doesn't necessarily matter.
Kenny: even if i say 30 cm u're not gonna leave eric for me.
minishorts: of course not.
minishorts: he is infinite.
Kenny: besides
Kenny: i can just say any number
Kenny: u'll never know.
Kenny: shit.
minishorts: 30 cm you will look like a hantu lah
minishorts: i'm trying to say… length doesn't matter… what matters is that the key will fit the lock.
Kenny: …
minishorts: but that doesn't stop us from wanting to know 'just how big is kenny's big bird'.
Kenny: a dick is not a key. a cheebye is not a lock.
Kenny: u dun insert the key into the lock and turn clockwise.
Kenny: u insert the key, remove the key, insert the key, remove. …
minishorts: hahahaha
Kenny: ya
Kenny: 9 months later it'll produce a baby lock
minishorts: wah you damn experienced hoh
Kenny: and a baby key
minishorts: WTF YOU TALKING ABOUT
minishorts: i'm asking you about your length
minishorts:you tell me about insert key remove insert key remove
Kenny: well
Kenny: that's for the ladies to find out.
minishorts: ok change method
minishorts: i think your key…. i mean dick
minishorts: is the length of the word 'dick'
Kenny: u better dun ask one of ur undercover kakitangan to seduce me.
Kenny: next time i see elaine acting strangely towards me i'll know one.
minishorts: when typed out in times new roman font size 72.
minishorts: betul
Kenny: well
Kenny: dick is a short-form
Kenny: the actual word is dickonorsaurus.
minishorts: that one
minishorts: if it is dickonorsaurus.
minishorts: then is is the length of that word typed out in times new roman font size … 24
Kenny: scientific name. dickonosaurus cerebus palpatineus von obiwan kenobicus
Kenny: so there.
minishorts: talk kok king at his best.
minishorts: that one should be times new roman font size 10
Kenny: brb i wanna go to the toilet
Kenny: NOT to measure ok
minishorts: go measure go measure