How big is Kenny’s bird?
When two gila bloggers get together online… we talk (about) cocks. Kenny's cock. Specifically.
minishorts: you ni teruk
minishorts: reply religiously
Kenny: I layan everyone too much
minishorts: koyak lah
minishorts: i go by the mantra: i don't give a fucking damn.
Kenny: i don't give a damn but I can give a fucking.
minishorts: i'm sure
minishorts: how long are you
Kenny: private question!
minishorts: i want to know
Kenny: siao ah
minishorts: 3 inches limp! yes
minishorts: silence is consent
minishorts: eh no lah i think
Kenny: that's like asking for ur cup size.
minishorts: 2.5 inches limp
Kenny: u dun tell ppl one u know.
minishorts: limp
minishorts: i'm a (censored)
Kenny: !
Kenny: i didn't ask.
Kenny: u dun crazy.
Kenny: anyway
minishorts: i'm trying to tell you its the same thing
minishorts: so…
minishorts: 2.5 inches limp
Kenny: it doesn't matter that size it is limp
Kenny: 'cos limp is useless anyway.
minishorts: maximum 5.5 inches hard
Kenny: hey i never measured.
minishorts: i'm going to blog this
minishorts: MUAHHAHA
minishorts: anyway
minishorts: i think its…
Kenny: but even if i had, i'm not gonna tell.
minishorts: from thumb end
Kenny: !
minishorts: to little finger end
minishorts: outstretched
minishorts: that's the length
minishorts: right or not
Kenny: hey i'm in the office right now
Kenny: not gonna unzip my pants and confirm your statements!
minishorts: chewah words only mah
minishorts: go and wank yourself and see
Kenny: cannot
Kenny: must have images.
minishorts: then come back tell me how big is the big bird
Kenny: waliew
Kenny: wendy asked me the same thing
Kenny: and i didn't wanna answer her
minishorts: hehehe
Kenny: she said "if you're long, you'd answer. if you don't answer, that means you're short."
Kenny: !!
minishorts: i can estimate a guy's length by his face
Kenny: die die both ways.
minishorts: top of forehead
minishorts: to bottom of chin
minishorts: that's the length…when hardened..
Kenny: no wonder girls like horse face
minishorts: usually correct one
Kenny: crazy ah
minishorts: you don't believe go check and see
Kenny: eunuches don't have flat face
Kenny: squashed face i mean
minishorts: next time you go wanking… you agak the length of your face
Kenny: DAMN YOU
minishorts: use your hands to help lah… then you will be shocked by the accuracy of my prophecy
Kenny: now everytime i look a man's face i think of the length of his penis
Kenny: ALL YOUR FAULT
Kenny: shit
Kenny: now i gotta photoshop my face to make it look longer.
minishorts: eh what's the length lah
minishorts: takkan got yellow feathers all around your dick right
Kenny: c'mon. why did u wanna know! not like i'm gonna sleep with you.
minishorts: cheh
Kenny: or anyone else
minishorts: you keep on saying you got big bird
Kenny: anytime soon.
minishorts: OF COURSE WE WANT TO KNOW
Kenny: siao ah
minishorts: you sendiri buat punya -sal
Kenny: of course its all in jest
Kenny: hohoho
Kenny: good what
Kenny: keep the suspense there.
minishorts: no oh.
minishorts: not fun
minishorts: wait lemme see..
Kenny: remain an unsolved mystery.
minishorts: yeah lah kautim should be 5.5 inches when hard and solid
Kenny: my face length is longer than 5.5 inch ok
minishorts: yeah meh
minishorts: you take ruler and measure your face length adi?
Kenny: 18cm
minishorts: fucker
minishorts: ok i change the metthod
minishorts: FACE width
minishorts: from right cheek end to left cheek end
Kenny: ear to ear or what
Kenny: 19 cm
minishorts: cheek end to cheek end
Kenny: depends on where u position it
minishorts: mid-cheek to mid-cheek
Kenny: fuck lah
Kenny: next thing u know u'll say left nostril to right nostril
minishorts: that one is your flacid length
Kenny: not that short pun
Kenny: c'mon lah
minishorts: you got big nose hole mah
Kenny: how would u like it if ppl say they can measure ur cheebye length by the width of your lips.
Kenny: gross rite
minishorts: got such thing meh
minishorts: where got gross
Kenny: everytime ppl look at u, u'd feel violated.
minishorts: YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF YOUR DICK
minishorts: we girls are proud of our vaginas.
Kenny: mann
Kenny: we shouldn't compare.
minishorts: i'm not comparing
Kenny: everyone is good in their own right
Kenny: heh heh heh
minishorts: i'm just saying it's like a lock-and-key situation.
minishorts: when you find a man, it's like you're looking for the key to your lock.
minishorts: KALAU the key fits… sex will be superbo.
Kenny: hey, what does it have got anything to do with me.
minishorts: length doesn't necessarily matter.
Kenny: even if i say 30 cm u're not gonna leave eric for me.
minishorts: of course not.
minishorts: he is infinite.
Kenny: besides
Kenny: i can just say any number
Kenny: u'll never know.
Kenny: shit.
minishorts: 30 cm you will look like a hantu lah
minishorts: i'm trying to say… length doesn't matter… what matters is that the key will fit the lock.
Kenny: …
minishorts: but that doesn't stop us from wanting to know 'just how big is kenny's big bird'.
Kenny: a dick is not a key. a cheebye is not a lock.
Kenny: u dun insert the key into the lock and turn clockwise.
Kenny: u insert the key, remove the key, insert the key, remove. …
minishorts: hahahaha
Kenny: ya
Kenny: 9 months later it'll produce a baby lock
minishorts: wah you damn experienced hoh
Kenny: and a baby key
minishorts: WTF YOU TALKING ABOUT
minishorts: i'm asking you about your length
minishorts:you tell me about insert key remove insert key remove
Kenny: well
Kenny: that's for the ladies to find out.
minishorts: ok change method
minishorts: i think your key…. i mean dick
minishorts: is the length of the word 'dick'
Kenny: u better dun ask one of ur undercover kakitangan to seduce me.
Kenny: next time i see elaine acting strangely towards me i'll know one.
minishorts: when typed out in times new roman font size 72.
minishorts: betul
Kenny: well
Kenny: dick is a short-form
Kenny: the actual word is dickonorsaurus.
minishorts: that one
minishorts: if it is dickonorsaurus.
minishorts: then is is the length of that word typed out in times new roman font size … 24
Kenny: scientific name. dickonosaurus cerebus palpatineus von obiwan kenobicus
Kenny: so there.
minishorts: talk kok king at his best.
minishorts: that one should be times new roman font size 10
Kenny: brb i wanna go to the toilet
Kenny: NOT to measure ok
minishorts: go measure go measure
July 6th, 2005 at 11:19 am
OMFG OMFG OMFG! THAT’S TOO FUNNY! LMAOLOL until side split and head pops off!!
July 6th, 2005 at 11:26 am
Good morning!!
ROFLMAO!! Had just finished reading your last entry (abt eric’s niece!) and after refreshing the page, this comes out…. SUPER farnee lar u two. hahaha!! my colleague was like staring so hard at me wondering what the heck was so funny!! hahahha!! line 107 was a good one! *now everyone will start counting… ahahahah1!!*
Haffa nice day!!
July 6th, 2005 at 11:26 am
this is blardi funny! made me squirt coffee out from my nose. hahaha.
wah. if really 30cm, then everytime he gets an erection he’d faint from the lack of blood supply to the brain.
hahaha.
July 6th, 2005 at 11:28 am
is it trye that u can measure it using face
July 6th, 2005 at 11:36 am
You two are nuts! LOL
Anyhow, I can see your minishorts now… no longer sucks like last time!
July 6th, 2005 at 11:36 am
rotfl.:lol: interesting conversation i can see. why kenny so scared to reveal?? now instead of asking for length, you must also ask for width. haha. i see that kenny is quite a big size person (wide girth mah, unlike huai bin) so it must be broad.
July 6th, 2005 at 12:03 pm
HAHAHAHAH!!
:mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:
July 6th, 2005 at 12:13 pm
YOU DIE!
July 6th, 2005 at 12:14 pm
Wahlan…so much time to talk cock ar…haha
Where got so siao guy go tell u how long…unless his balls as big as coconuts …oops.. maybe thats not big enough
July 6th, 2005 at 12:42 pm
Dunno wut you two arguing about. The whole world knows that mine is the one to beat lah. Bigger than Eric’s. Sorry hor, but I gotta be honest leh. People don’t know coz I keep it coiled around my waist most of the time. Once in a while, I go to the top of a tall building and uncoil it down to give it some air. The only problem I have is trying to avoid all those stupid traffic below. Sheeeeesh.
July 6th, 2005 at 12:58 pm
huahauhauhauhau that is funny.
July 6th, 2005 at 1:11 pm
You are one heck of a BLOGer.
July 6th, 2005 at 1:14 pm
after reading this page for the past couple of month. i’d like to say this is best simple entry ever done by you.
i like!
July 6th, 2005 at 1:26 pm
It’s probably as long as the conversation. and, aiyah, drag xiaxue and raksha in as well.
xiaxue and raksha, you’ve been pimped! Wootsies!
July 6th, 2005 at 1:40 pm
hahahaha!! this is soo funny!!
Both of you really talk cock la! hehehe
July 6th, 2005 at 1:42 pm
hahaahahaaahhahaahahaahahaa
July 6th, 2005 at 1:44 pm
ROTFLMAO!! KNNCCB!! TLMCH!! HLHSA~!!
July 6th, 2005 at 2:03 pm
Oh dear… Kenny’s declared WAR…. Minishorts..thank goodness u not in Kuching… haha! need bodyguards not… *volunteer*
July 6th, 2005 at 2:05 pm
WHOA….. must put that at
http://www.bash.org
July 6th, 2005 at 2:34 pm
aiyah..dick oso can be a topic..what lah
July 6th, 2005 at 3:15 pm
Wahhh, Kenny, you da man! You didn’t succumb to the temptations of the evil succubus!
*cheers Kenny for upholding the dignity of his Big Bird*
Funny conversation, BTW. I read til the end, laughing all the way.
Man, you guys make good conversationalists
July 6th, 2005 at 3:52 pm
I can see the next Hollywood blockbuster:
Charlie: Angel’s, your mission today is to seduce Kenny and measure the size of his big bird.
Angels: Yes Charlie!
Charlie’s Angels III – Unlocked and Unleashed!
July 6th, 2005 at 4:27 pm
minishorts, you turned Kenny on man…. I think he cannot tahan have to do it in the toilet non stop.
a blog reader
- Life Feel
July 6th, 2005 at 4:52 pm
and u call me siao? *smacks*
July 6th, 2005 at 5:17 pm
hahahahahahaha!
thanks for making me laugh
July 6th, 2005 at 6:51 pm
I still haven’t stopped laughing – and i read the post TEN MINUTES ago:!:
How the f*ck am I gonna concentrate on the health benefits of oral contraceptives:?::!:
July 6th, 2005 at 6:57 pm
This must be one of the funniest entry I’ve read in my whole blogging life. Seriously both of you can make a very cute couple.
July 6th, 2005 at 7:43 pm
OMFG! HAHAHAAHA!! [chokes on coffee]. HOI
July 6th, 2005 at 7:48 pm
KENNY…define acting strangely towards you…I need to know you know. Need to come up with new methods to seduce you without YOU knowing so I can report back to
Minithe public. IT IS MY DUTY TO THE PEOPLE TO LET THEM KNOW THE TRUTH! [solemnly swears, hand over heart]July 6th, 2005 at 9:50 pm
u r a funny gal, minishorts….hope that u don get sued for the remarks onboard…Overall entertainment and value
July 6th, 2005 at 11:24 pm
lmao:!:
July 6th, 2005 at 11:43 pm
confirm..bloggers are nuts..famous bloggers are nutter
July 6th, 2005 at 11:49 pm
chiu your chat post more better than mine.
kena cha tou poor kenny =P
July 7th, 2005 at 12:56 am
haha if i was kenny i would have teased minishorts back double time!
July 7th, 2005 at 12:57 am
wah why ur fonts so small wan???wanna read also a task…hehhe !!
July 7th, 2005 at 1:20 am
Yeah let’s see Kenny’s bird!!
July 7th, 2005 at 1:29 am
Go Birdie! Go Birdie! Go Birdie!
July 7th, 2005 at 3:15 am
*whistles*
OMG it’s reacting!
*whistles somemore*
*rriiip*
it’s out, it’s OUT!!!
w00t!
July 7th, 2005 at 5:51 am
Wahahhaa! You know some people say this:
1) You fold your fingers down your palm and stretch it the furthest it can go. Use your other hand to take note of the tip of your middle finger. Open up your hand again. From that noted point to the tip of your middle finger is the length of your dick.
2) Top of forehead till tip of nose.
Now, the problem with the two methods is that often, 1 is too long, and 2 will be too short.
Easy peasy. Just take the two measurements, and take its average. Now THAT… Is the true length of the penis. I asked a few guys and they agreed!
Yay! Kenny got quite a long nose ah? But his fingers… Don’t know long or short though!
Funny entry, made me laugh out loud. =)
July 7th, 2005 at 8:02 am
Shit…
After I’m finished with my laughing, I’m seeing dickheads and cheebye face everywhere…
July 7th, 2005 at 10:02 am
I think I better take back what I just said…. Arghhh.. Canot edit….:mad:
July 7th, 2005 at 10:13 am
how to measure a guy D**k…
good guess though
try this method, measure fr your thumb (bottom of your thumb) to the tip of yours first finger… I think that is more accurate
July 7th, 2005 at 10:28 am
oh c’mon…
Every other guy in town has tried to measure thier own dicks at least once in their life! Don’t tell me that nothing has ever made you curious of how long actually it is….
Agh… Agh… Agh… it is always better to confess rather than repress…
Some guys even measure it periodically so that they can ‘monitor’ thier ‘progress’…
How bizarre.
July 7th, 2005 at 10:29 am
and no… i do not fall under the ‘periodic’ type…
July 7th, 2005 at 12:29 pm
hahaha…funny post..
i’ve read somewhere that you can determine the shape from a man’s toe…:lol:
July 7th, 2005 at 2:16 pm
ahahaha this blog is getting more xxx as I come n read more often. geeez i think the rating for this blog entry should be 25+
July 7th, 2005 at 5:29 pm
[...] s that im still gonna die she: o.O then i told him to go read that outrageously hilarious conversation between kenny & choo ki @ minishorts. share the joy ty: cerebus palpatineus [...]
July 7th, 2005 at 8:09 pm
July 7th, 2005 at 9:52 pm
Hey,
I takut hor, Lim Keng Yaik is bacaing your blog. alledy threatening Malaysiakini with CMA Section 233. Maybe you be next, then lu jadi more femes leh! Anyway, I hope you dun kena hor!
Aku satu inci saja lah after reading this:
Acts – Communications and Multimedia Act 1998 / Act 588
PART 10 – GENERAL
CHAPTER 2 – ADDITIONAL OFFENCES AND PENALTIES
Section 233. Improper use of network facilities or network service, etc.
(1) A person who-
(a) by means of any network facilities or network n service or applications service knowingly-
(i) makes, creates or solicits; and
(ii) initiates the transmission of,
any comment, request, suggestion or other communication which is obscene, indecent, false, menacing or offensive in character with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten or harass another person; or
(b) initiates a communication using any applications service, whether continuously, repeatedly or otherwise, during which communication may or may not ensue, with or without disclosing his identity and with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten or harass any person at any number or electronic address,
commits an offence.
(2) A person who knowingly-
(a) by means of a network service or applications service provides any obscene communication for commercial purposes to any person; or
(b) permits a network service or applications service under the person’s control to be used for an activity described in paragraph (a),
commits an offence.
(3) A person who commits an offence under this section shall, on conviction, be liable to a fine not exceeding fifty thousand ringgit or to imprisonment for a term not exceeding one year or to both and shall also be liable to a further fine of one thousand ringgit for every day during which the offence is continued after conviction.
July 7th, 2005 at 11:14 pm
ey? how is it that two comments came off of me when i only posted one o.O
July 9th, 2005 at 12:09 pm
What is it about length of da thing anyway ? But length does not alway correlate to performance lah! And I’ve heard far to many theories about it e.g. the bigger size a person it, the shorter it is and vice versa also.
July 9th, 2005 at 2:37 pm
Talk Cock King At His Best
Its a slow start to the weekend and I’m hardly motivated to do post on my own. But for those who didn’t catch it, here’s the infamous conversation I had with minishorts, reproduced with some Malay words translated and graphics…
July 9th, 2005 at 7:18 pm
so what cup size are you?
August 16th, 2005 at 10:23 pm
Talk Cock King At His Best
Its a slow start to the weekend and I’m hardly motivated to do post on my own. But for those who didn’t catch it, here’s the infamous conversation I had with minishorts, reproduced with some Malay words translated and graphics…
October 24th, 2005 at 7:27 pm
stupid girl