You know the problem with Eric's little niece is…

OK Eric might just read this… but anyway.

URGH ERIC! THE PROBLEM WITH HAVING YOUR SIX-YEAR-OLD NIECE AROUND EVERYTIME I GO THERE FOR A VISIT IS SHE NEVER WANTS TO LEAVE YOU AND ME ALONE!

The little rascal always wants to hang out with us me!!

OK lah, I am really very flattered that she seems to like me a lot, and I really love the kid a lot too… but how come she always wants to sit with me…

Apa jadi… Eric and I don't get our together-time. Want to make out also cannot. Wanna kiss also difficult… wanna hold hand also difficult. How? How?

Come lemme prove this.

The other night I had a talk with the cutie-pie… was showing her the iRiver and all and had her listen a recorded conversation between her kaufu and me… then she asked me to tape up the conversation with my new toy…

Wah.. I thought this was a fantastic method to ask her little girl to get out of the room. You know… quickly chase the kid away so that Eric and I can kiss kiss and do other things that adults do.

Kanasai… it was impossible to get the girl to leave me alone.

I even tried to make her bored by teaching her the weeks of the month.. err… weeks …weeks…. days of the week…

Evidence 1: 'Want time do you want to go to bed?' (3.5 MB)

I mean… after a bit… I dragged her nearer to the door and tried again my 'don't talk so much go and sleep lah' strategy.

Evidence 2: 'Why do you like to listen to yourself talk?' (2.2 MB)

Still kenot. Still kenot. I'm so not-good at asking kids to go to bed… especially the super duper cute ones like this one.

Other methods, anyone? Especially if it's already 10 pm and she refuses to go to bed… how do I cordially invite her out of the room?