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Rapunzel Speaks #16: And finally, the lacklustre finale (good riddance)

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How many stories did I miss out on writing?

For one… you asked me about the blowjob story. I tried. I really tried. But after trying, I realized that the entire process is something that no words can describe.

I am but a rookie when it comes to sex and seriously and apparently, as what I have found out and realized, practice makes perfect. No matter how adept I am at describing my actions in words, it is quite impossible to do it without convulating the entire essence of minishorts's blog. Which I will not do, lest some concerned parents come and accuse her of miseducation again.

I am sorry I have been lost for weeks.

This is post #16 about my ordeals towards happiness and I am quite certain that this will be the last of it.

But you already know how it ended. Finally, I completed plaiting the silk robe. Finally, Mark came. Finally I was happy. Finally we were ready to leave. Finally, finally, finally…

We thought we were going to be together, forever, as one. Happily ever after. With my long hair and the rest of the world. Without my stepmother.

Alas.

It was not to be.

My mother, she came.

She snipped off my hair.

And now.

I am left.

With nothing.

Except Mark. And we rushed down the tower, leaving my Mum behind. I quite believe she's still up in the tower there now, but I'm just too scared to go see her. There's a small pantry there, and the food will last her for about another month. When she's cooled down I'll prolly send some people there to get her down.

But later lah. I did some very naughty things that I'll have to account for later, and right now I guess I'm still not ready. You know, what with all the pre-marital sex and then the eloping and then the hiding of a handsome beefy prince inside my wardrobe and all…

How to go and see Mum, I ask you?

Well, things could be better.

I think I'll do fine.

But the point of this is to bid you adieu, yes minishorts she remembered, but she says its time for me to go and live a good life… and apparently, other citizens of Fairytale-land want a piece of her webspace as well.

For that, I bid you farewell, and may you live forever and ever, happily ever after.

Goodbye!

The End.

Previously on Rapunzel Speaks:
RS 1 RS 2 RS 3 RS 4 RS 5 RS 6 RS 7 RS 8

Rapunzel shares her lovemaking tips:
RS 9: How to do it right #1
RS 10: How to do it right #2
RS 11: How to do it right #3

And then later,
RS 12: So much for the popped cherry
RS 13: When he cometh, I quoted Shakespeare
RS 14: And then it was over, and time to say goodbye
RS 15: Actually, Vincent, it was Day Four

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