Oh but I digress
Darlings, your intelligent insights DO impress me.
SINCE WHEN was BITCHING meant to be 'gratifying', 'astounding', 'amazing', 'awe-inspiring' and 'impressively idolizable'?
You've got to be kidding me.
Bitching has always been something mean and petty. That's why it's called 'bitching'. Now be a good, honest and truthful person and tell me that you've never bitched about anyone in your entire life. Swear to God and I think you'll be sent to heaven just for that.
Heck, if you dick is impressively long enough to come with that 'I'm such a good person I've never said a bad thing about anyone at all' attitude of yours, come in and have a seat, order a mocha maybe (you pay for it yourself please), and I might even consider letting you fuck me for free.
Idiots. Morons and hypocrites. All of you.
And BTW, that includes me. And hey I'm not disclaiming anything. The only thing I'll ever disclaim is the fact that THIS BLOG IS NOT FOR CHILDREN TO READ and I'M DEFINITELY NOT A ROLE-MODEL BLOGGER THAT YOU SHOULD ASPIRE TO BECOME LIKE.
Fuck off.
July 15th, 2005 at 12:04 pm
Fucks off?
July 15th, 2005 at 12:07 pm
Ouch… (again)…
That’s why i come back to this blog again and again and again… to get ‘ouched’
*#ucks off*
July 15th, 2005 at 12:09 pm
” Heck, if you dick is impressively long enough to come with that ‘I’m such a good person I’ve never said a bad thing about anyone at all’ attitude of yours, come in and have a seat, order a mocha maybe (you pay for it yourself please), and I might even consider letting you fuck me for free. ” (minishorts; 2005)
Does that mean if I pay for my own coffee, i would be under consideration???
but then, i am sure i will not be able to contend with kenny’s ‘dickonosaurus’…
July 15th, 2005 at 12:10 pm
*ahem*
People should learn that bitching is healthy fun!
I, blogger with an itch… iBitch
July 15th, 2005 at 12:25 pm
Bitching is always a good way to vent.
No one said it had to be pretty and delicate and all lady like. The joy is Men can bitch too
Wah blogger boleh jadi role-model ka? Sounds dangerous.
Is also feel too canggih-fied la, I didn’t know other people start to have expectations of us bloggers after reading what we blog. Why should I let others have expectation when i just want to write i want. Not as if they pay my gaji to write. -_-”
July 15th, 2005 at 12:26 pm
Yeah, yeah YEAH. . . git it!
You’re spot on when you play it straight, and even better when you let it rip.
Do it any way you like, it’s better than mainlining.
July 15th, 2005 at 12:28 pm
Oh pukimak, typo error. Bloody Air-con is freezing my bloody fingers off.
Is edit, in case some grammar whore comes by and rapes my lack of anglais skillz.
*Why should I let others have expectation when i just want to write what i want. Not as if they pay my gaji to write.
July 15th, 2005 at 2:32 pm
Fuck off.
Doggy style!
July 15th, 2005 at 4:22 pm
Fuck ME!
July 15th, 2005 at 5:06 pm
There’s an asphyxiated wombat grimacing painfully in that picture you have at the top right corner of the main page. What’s up with that?
July 15th, 2005 at 5:11 pm
I bitch and I vote! Um … okay, that probably makes a bad bumper sticker.
I feel left out - my dick only average 6 inches !
I don’t want to change it though - too much of a good thing can be .. well, just too much!
Anyway - your blog should not be read by children - but you are a role model - everyone is - but this is an adult site - any adult letting their kids come here should be sent to bed early without dessert!
So say what you must say - and if they bitch about it, then they have some real problems!
Anyway - nothing wrong with bitching if you have just cause!
July 15th, 2005 at 5:36 pm
Fuck On!
July 15th, 2005 at 5:45 pm
wow, talk about bitching, n u already lost it!
July 15th, 2005 at 5:45 pm
Forgive my blurness, but I still have no clue who the victim of the bashing is. Not really into the whole blogging politics bit. But I’m really curious now…
So, anyone thick-skinned enough to do a lil finger-pointing for me?
July 15th, 2005 at 6:06 pm
So fuckup wan.
July 15th, 2005 at 10:53 pm
but I keep coming back for more… I’m a sucker, meh…
July 15th, 2005 at 11:38 pm
Claire, dear…WHAT on earth are you bitching about? At least be kind enough and NAME some names. HAHAHA.
Otherwise, it’s like your friend just screamed into the phone and slams it shut. And you’re like, “what’s the matter?” and she: “oh, nothing la”. Infuriating la like dattt…I so kepo wan.
WHO is it this time?
July 16th, 2005 at 1:20 am
great bitchin as usual… keep fightin the good fight
July 16th, 2005 at 7:32 am
“for free.”
with that statement, which means by any chance u actually charge ppl to toing u in other circumstances? as part of my understanding, toinged and get paid only applies to wh0re, h00ker or “kai”. not being rude or wat here, maybe u can just remove the words “for free”. otherwise it sounds like u disrespect urself… of course i’m not in position to demand u not to disrespect yourself but just a lil concern from a regular visitor on your blog. no pun intended.
July 16th, 2005 at 8:06 am
Maybe you should considering censoring your profanity languages on your site as it breaches the Google adsense policies. Google has always be stricted about their Adsense policies and you should abide it at all cost https://www.google.com/adsense/policies
Site may not include:
Excessive profanity
Just to let you know it so that your adsense account will not get suspended.
July 16th, 2005 at 9:05 am
After I read ‘let you fuck me for free’ I couldn’t think about anything else already. Very distracting, you know, that phrase.
July 16th, 2005 at 5:39 pm
Cheh, tiew, tiew sang, ho tang meh!
Tai nmg t’au. Well, I’m learning.
July 16th, 2005 at 6:07 pm
Fuck! It’s you!!
July 16th, 2005 at 7:58 pm
guess no one is as good as they are suppose to be…
July 16th, 2005 at 10:58 pm
Now..Aint that the God Damn truth!!!!!!!!
July 17th, 2005 at 12:46 am
Can all of you please SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Got a problem with THAT? Come and FUCK Me up!
and minishort you got a problem with me?
Come Fuck me up too or even better hire some thugs to do it!! You know Where I LIVE!
July 17th, 2005 at 4:49 am
So ur saying as long as i can tell u that i never bitched anyone else, i can be considered to get laid…hmmm…not a bad way to get opportunity to get laid dont u think….i can say i never bitched any1 else….
July 17th, 2005 at 10:15 am
fuck you for free? wait a minute, guys like to fuck…that’s a given BUT they like to fuck pretty girls…the prettier the better. your target audience would either be my cousin OR primates. no offence to primates.
July 17th, 2005 at 11:04 pm
I’d still prefer Lady Chatterley; she does it, she doesn’t chatter; she bitches, she doesn’t butcher.
July 17th, 2005 at 11:37 pm
XXX site should have X-blocker blocked it!!
not for kids below 25 years old!! :mrgreen::lol:
July 18th, 2005 at 10:19 am
a fuck for free…….yeah i want it:lol:
make sure no yogurt ough out from there while we done it
July 18th, 2005 at 11:39 am
I new to all this blogs but I have been reading a few and I think the girls are completely losing it. Kimberlycun, fucktress and now minishorts. Just blog something nice for a change, ok?
July 18th, 2005 at 3:12 pm
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July 18th, 2005 at 3:33 pm
angel: hey if you’re paying me to entertain u, i’d write anything u like. what say u?
July 18th, 2005 at 5:31 pm
Response to kimberlycun : I know you bloggers dont write to please their readers. It is just that in a very short span of time since the newspaper write-up on minishorts and the much read and “seen” pp bash where every well-known bloggers’ faces were made known to us, things seem to have gone downhill for some who blogs.
I appreaciate the insights and writings of all the bloggers but when they become rantings and very personal stuff……
July 18th, 2005 at 5:37 pm
yeah angel when that happens you should stop reading blogs and turn to books for a change.
thank you very much.
July 18th, 2005 at 6:57 pm
“J Schnorng says:
July 16th, 2005 at 9:05 am
After I read ‘let you fuck me for free’ I couldn’t think about anything else already. Very distracting, you know, that phrase.”
aye to that
July 18th, 2005 at 10:37 pm
Angel dearest, my blog is meant to be personal, obnoxious, vulgar, shallow, grammatically inkorrek, full of typos, and I defy all rules of “good english usage”. Has always been. Will always be. Do NOT read it, please, I implore you. I DON’T want to be “well-known” and I DON’T want to be “seen”. Have never been. And have NO intention to be. So go play someplace else. Cheers.