Disclaimer
I can't believe I have to resort to writing a disclaimer. This is the most pointless and blatantly stupid thing I've ever done in my entire blogging history but apparently some readers are plain morons who don't know that their brains are for dissecting right from wrong and keeping their own piece of shit to themselves.
So apparently, I needed a disclaimer:
1) I own and pay for the existence of this blog.
2) I blog whatever I want, whenever I want to.
3) I am more often than not occasionally full of shit.
4) If you don't like me, go masturbate or something, I'm sorry I can't help you.
5) I am sorry but I do not do link-exchange. Stop begging.
6) I can call you a beggar if I feel like it. In fact, I can call you ANYTHING I want WHENEVER I feel like it.
7) I am not necessarily talking about who-you-think-I-am-talking-about.
I am not interested in engaging in any pretentious intellectual discourse.
9) If it occasionally seems like (8), you must be dreaming or something.
10) If some moron decides to comment or mail me and entertain me with his moronic piece of shit, it is not my fault. Some people do not know how to use their brains.
11) If I choose to reproduce (10) please remember that you have been warned and I will not bear any responsibility to your possible cardiac arrest. You should have bought insurance or something.
12) If I entertain you with my moronic piece of shit it is not my fault that you're stupid enough to find me enjoyable.
13) I cannot help it that I blog better than you do, I am more femes than you are, have prettier and cooler friends than you have, live a happier life than you live and look prettier than you do.
14) If you're jeles of all of the above I suggest you go kill yourself instead of acting like a complete moron either by commenting against me or writing against me in your own blog.
15) It is not my fault that your children look upon me as a role model and want to write like me.
16) If the situation in (15) is true I believe it is partially due to the fact that you have not encouraged them to read Enid Blyton and Roald Dahl. BTW, neither are they politically correct.
17) If you still think that I am a bloody bastardized bitch after all of the above and YET you are still visiting my site ten times a day like a blind wanking chicken, WTF is wrong with you man? Just hit ALT-F4 and get the fuck out lah.
18) I can keep on adding to this list of crappy things WHENEVER I feel like adding stuff because (1).
July 18th, 2005 at 9:38 am
Saw u and your bf at yesterday’s 1st service.. u sure look plain, simple and nice.
Come earlier next time and u will find seats lo. 
July 18th, 2005 at 9:40 am
Wilson: he couldn’t wake up! we came later for the second service… but he got sick! sigh…
July 18th, 2005 at 9:43 am
So young… so angry… damn the rap music.
July 18th, 2005 at 9:58 am
What’s a blind wanking chicken look like
July 18th, 2005 at 10:06 am
That’s a child facing the wrong way,wanking away
July 18th, 2005 at 10:11 am
If you don’t like me go masturbate or something, I’m sorry I can’t help you.
The more I read this sentence, the more I find it odd. I’m sure there’s some punctuation placement error.
I don’t like the fact that you’re masturbating, so can you help me masturbate instead?
July 18th, 2005 at 10:15 am
fuckstress: and YOU should know better huh!
nekokensei: i dunno. i just blab it.
starbucks: wah i’m surprised you know.
kenny: You ah… you ah… corrected adi… hate you to bits… hate you. WHEN ARE YOU COMING HOME!
July 18th, 2005 at 10:19 am
ROFL! Imagine if the disclaimer was just 1 LONG sentence.
No one would read it and then if it was legalized, you could sue everyone’s ass for not reading. ROFL!:razz:
July 18th, 2005 at 10:41 am
one more:
if your children decides to do something they read about in a blog, that’s bad parenting, not bad influence.
July 18th, 2005 at 10:45 am
You sure got loads of attitude for such a sweet face…
Bet Mr. Minishorts gets the better side of you…
Why is life so unfair… we only get to see the angsty, angry, stressed, and defensive minishorts…
I wanna meet the version that’s all sweet and cuddly…
Eric, how’s she like when she’s not blogging?
July 18th, 2005 at 10:46 am
Heh! Love the Disclaimer. Further to dannyFoo’s comment, imagine it without puntuations and all in CAPS!! :twisted::shock:
July 18th, 2005 at 11:07 am
Good morning!!
heya! how wuz ur weekend!!
Seems like lately you’ve burst into an outrage or something….
F*** them lar… I get pissed off also, but then remind myself that I write or blog BECAUSE it’s my opinion…it’s my life…. if they dun like… GET THE HELL outta here. bozo betul.
cool down cool down….
How’s your cute mushroom sandals??
July 18th, 2005 at 11:40 am
somebody REALLY hates Monday…
July 18th, 2005 at 12:35 pm
Maggie asks minishorts to
*hug*
July 18th, 2005 at 12:49 pm
if some people still don’t understand after reading all that…
July 18th, 2005 at 1:06 pm
Will you please link me ??? I will link you in return, I tell you what … i will give you 2 links in exchange for 1 … 1 in ka-soons and 1 in kahsoon … how diu(deal) no diu(deal) ?
July 18th, 2005 at 1:36 pm
You might want to change one thing in the disclaimer -
6) I can call you a beggar if I feel like it. In fact, I can call you ANYTHING I want WHENEVER I feel like it.
Libel laws around the world actually forbid calling people ‘Anything’ you want. You can only call people things within reason.
Calling them a Beggar is probably okay, because no reader will think you literally mean it (in the sense that the person obviously isn’t dressed in rags and asking for money).
Just being … um a bit pedantic, [Okay A LOT pedantic!] because I had an altercation with someone on their blogsite where they accused me of something which wasn’t true. They tried to make the same claim that they were allowed to write ANYTHING that wanted about me.
[Needless to say, I just cut that person out of my life - easier & cheaper than going through a libel courtcase. Plus, I wouldn't lose friends who were on the sidelines over it. Just a more grown up approach than the 'USA sue everything you can't shoot approach.']
Anyway - I hope this person/s leave you alone so you can continue with your writing.
As per other comments by people, (and myself previosuly) this person/s should take parental responsibility. They probably complain to supermarkets for selling ratsack their kids might eat!
July 18th, 2005 at 2:56 pm
oh dear, minishorts, why do you even bother with these people?? write what you want lar, don’t care them lah. they choose to read one what, not as if you forced them. heck care lar. be cool~ You must write more!~more~!
July 18th, 2005 at 4:58 pm
14) If you’re jeles of all of the above I suggest you go kill yourself instead of acting like a complete moron either by commenting against me or writing against me in your own blog.
wah so it is okie for you to bash on other people in your weblog, but it is not right for others to bash YOU on their blog? You think you are the only person who can write disclaimer? geeeeeeee
July 18th, 2005 at 5:05 pm
danny: i think if it were just one long sentence i would just say this: ‘if you don’t like my blog just get shut the hell up and get the fuck out.’ That’s it. but unfortunately some people are so stupid i have to be verbose in all this explanation crap.
hb: here! here!
JC: ahahahha nice things are reserved for the very special only.
primrose: haha thank you very much!
pam: mondays. i hate mondays.
eyeris: must be. must be.
maggie: i’m ok. i’m ok.
mudslinger: tell that to CS down there please, thank you very much.
ka-soons: diu lah… enuff to know i visit your site once in a while ok. don’t ask for more, i’m not pepsi.
dabido: nah. i still stick with the i am mostly full of shit mantra. mostly.
leongster: and so i will. write more.
cs: you have fallen hook, line and sinker again! congratulations for being so clever today!
July 18th, 2005 at 6:31 pm
please do tell me more, because I don’t see any reason why people can’t write bad things about you while you are being so bitchy.
I don’t hate you or your blog, I read your entry from time to time, and I commented when I disagree with you. But you seems to take it so personal, makes me doubt that you are a person with any joy in your life. Maybe you should masturbate more, that helps. I think.
July 18th, 2005 at 6:58 pm
haha CS dun bother to argue with her, i dun think she’ll be happy even with a 6 inches long dildo. If you want to read her blog, you have to treat her like a queen. With this kind of personality, I predict that she will die alone, in a very horrible way, maybe next year.
July 18th, 2005 at 11:41 pm
CS: your observance astounds me. now go get a job as a…. observer or something. i’m sure they pay tonnes for all that talent put to good use.
blogreader: u may ask CS if he needs an assistant.
July 19th, 2005 at 1:48 am
:respect:
July 19th, 2005 at 3:24 pm
you sound so nasty!
July 19th, 2005 at 5:51 pm
ok, so i’m the blur sotong, not knowing what’s happening here… and i won’t irritate by asking why…
i’ll just…no, i won’t go and fark myself
July 19th, 2005 at 7:57 pm
Hey, your disclaimer is kinda kartun
It starts off prim and proper … and as I go down the list, I can almost see you turning red, with smoke coming out of your ears, hopping mad, screaming your head off. You know, the works.
I’m sorry but I think it’s cute.
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