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You know what?
I already know this, you already know this, hell the whole world already know this.
But many people hoh, many many people hoh, seriously chiak pah boh su zho.
Too free izzit? Mouth grow there don't talk kenot izzit? Head grow there don't think senget kenot izzit? Take Pendidikan Moral in school apply at least one of the sixteen nilai murni etc etc Kenot izzit?
Sometimes all it takes hoh, like what Tariq says, is IMPULSE CONTROL.
Aiyah heck with impulse control lah I'm blogging this shit anyway.
Suddenly you guys think hoh, very clever liddat, 'Wah today I got chance to show HOW NOBLE I AM, so lemme say something clever…
…hmmm…
…what can I say hoh…'
Then your intelligence stumps you and you end up with a meagre, 'YOU ARE A FUCK FACED CUNT. YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID FUCK I HOPE YOU SHRIVEL UP AND DIE.'
So clever hoh.
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
OK that one never mind. Got people go around so smart like that like they know what is going on in my mind and all that. Hello, even my mother, my boyfriend, Elaine, Fuckstress Suanie they all also dunno what I'm thinking ok? FUCK YOU ALL LAH. You wanna call my blog crap shit whatever?
If you own your blog take a look at it. OH SO DAMN GOOD HOH YOUR BLOG SO FANTASTIC EVERY SINGLE OPINION YOU TYPE IN IT IS LIKE A NOBEL PRIZE WINNING SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING HOH.
You think your opinion very good ah. Very clever ah.
Hey when I talk about the people on my blog, I KNOW THEM PERSONALLY OK. AND THEN there's this disclaimer (yeah it doesn't always work but hell I'm pushing this out anyway), I said already I AM NOT NECESSARILY TALKING ABOUT WHO YOU THINK I AM TALKING ABOUT you stupid bunch of bugger kay poh chi.
Actually I know the root of all this, you want more hits right?
You do this one more time and I'll whore the whole bunch of you. Take the share of the cake lah. Very fun right?
Come and become me or anyone of us and see fun or not.
And for those who didn't blog about this but went around the blogs who blogged about the issue about how lah minishorts lah eyeris lah xx lah kenny lah so mnay people lah say this kind of thing lah, and then give your piece of mind by asking rhetorical questions so clever liddat, I urge you to sit down, hold your teddy bear close to your heart and ask yourself why you're so free got nothing better to do then go around like very clever like that and say 'nice nice things' to show that you're a morally just person. Kaniniah chibai got ppl go and say something AS STUPID AS 'minishorts blogged a hate blog and saved the day'.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?
Eh uncle your brain is there for a purpose ok. You want to shit, use your anus to shit, don't go and use your brain. Use your brain to do something more intelligent PLEASE. Like read your ABCs or something, or open the dictionary or something and look up the meaning HATE. While you're at it also look up the meaning of the word CONSCIENCE and think about why you are so clever liddat and go and REPOST things that people have taken down, or talk about things that people have passworded and go all humanistic and UN-mottoed and scream 'WHERE IS FREEDOM OF SPEECH!'
And before you start commenting about how I am contradicting myself because I also acted morally just by doing this lah that lah everything else I did lah I have a history of self-contradiction etc etc … etc and now this entire post just proves that standing fact lah bla bla blabla.
You go think about HOW STUPID YOU SOUND when you say things like that ok.
Somedays I even imagine that if I just sneezed only also you'll say something very clever liddat just to lemme know you exist.
But darlings, I thought you realized already. I KNOW YOU EXIST, I just feel that you're too insignificant to be pimped all the time. BUT like I said everyone is fair game and when I feel like posting up your blog for everyone to share, I WILL DO IT. So sit down and rest ok, and you know, hone your skills or something. And stop imagining that using our names as keywords to garner more hits will make you look any more smarter. CHEAP SHOTS.
July 20th, 2005 at 9:27 am
Ouch.
I is oso got blog about the incident.. but then hor i meant well >_< I didn’t target anyone in particular but just mentioned i was sympathetic.
July 20th, 2005 at 9:27 am
Easy now, woman. Don’t do a Rafidah on us….
July 20th, 2005 at 9:30 am
cheh which part of me look like i’m doing a rafidah.
gigilala.
rant a bit can or not.
i like that impulse control line so much i keep on saying it over and over again. BUT HECK lah i also human being cannot control impulse one.
July 20th, 2005 at 9:35 am
Ouch…
this hurts more than the mushroom sandal that hit my head last night…
July 20th, 2005 at 9:37 am
lol. if u continue to bitch like this, i’d call u a fuck face cunt everyday.
July 20th, 2005 at 10:47 am
Ouch times two. So you feel he doesn’t need any more friends other than the ones he has now? *BEEP* So I don’t have a good idea of the trouble he’s in. Big deal. It wouldn’t hurt so much if I were a troll, blog whore or smug self-righteous preacher. But I’m not. I do give a damn about him. I am offended. So smack me. Blek.
July 20th, 2005 at 10:54 am
Whoaaaaaaaa!!
who made u this pissed?!!!!!cool down,babe!!
July 20th, 2005 at 10:58 am
walaoweh.. how come minishorts explode like dat one.. did i miss da boat? what was it about?
July 20th, 2005 at 11:18 am
hold ur horses girl..wat is it abt lar? i missed out ler..can somebody tell me here?
and who the hell made our minishorts jie jie so pissed? hrrmmm….:roll:
July 20th, 2005 at 11:31 am
Im not uncle !!! dont call me uncle!!!
July 20th, 2005 at 12:29 pm
Miss claire, i know in person that i dont deserve to be so keh po chi and do all this things, but thats my view on things, i didn’t meant to insult you, i was at hand giving my view on things although it may be wrong. I dont shit blog, i just like putting things in that way…i dont mean to offend anyone to be honest
July 20th, 2005 at 12:32 pm
well, the brain does look a lot like the small intestine. . . .
July 20th, 2005 at 12:33 pm
:smile:relax… play some mah jong…
July 20th, 2005 at 12:53 pm
[...] more than anything else. I wouldn’t claim to know Kenny personally. No…that’s more Minishorts territory in all this. I know him enough to have called him a pretty sick f**k in s [...]
July 20th, 2005 at 2:30 pm
blogdrama.
you gotta love blogdrama sometimes.
July 20th, 2005 at 2:43 pm
brilliant but cheap opinion….
July 20th, 2005 at 3:05 pm
Aiya, don’t waste energy engaging with bo liao comments and people ley. hmm… but yah, i agree everyone needs a scolding or two, just to get them off flaming ur comments box. So sad to hear that you cried while posting the other time. hope people just don’t take things too personally.
July 20th, 2005 at 3:34 pm
i really think you should stop bitching about other ppl’s comment. it is getting ridiculously childish because of two reasons:
a) this is a blog. it should NOT be mistaken as your life. but from the way it affects you, i am beginning to think otherwise. I still believe that both blog and life should be mutually exclusive.
b) you don’t know who are the flammers or troll. there will always be people who do not agree with your opinion. You do not need to defend your opinion against people who don’t even have the balls/basis to face you. Or are you too egoistical to do so?
c) i’ll do you a favor and add a #3. all these BS started after your blog got featured in the newspapers. Shouldn’t that be telling you something? Are you going crazy over this pseudo-celebrity status? Just be yourself and post whatever you feel like it. Don’t have to give anyone 2 shits. I was kinda suprised at your comment to kenny cos there you were, pissed at ppl who talked shit at how you blog; and the next thing you did was to talk shit bout kenny’s blog. No to defend him, i don’t read his blog even- but you were kinda contradicting yourself, and losing alot of points for feminine elegance.
pardon me if i offend you in anyway. just my 2 cents.
July 20th, 2005 at 3:44 pm
Minishorts and ‘female elegance’ SOOO do not belong together… hahahahaha
BTW, shit landing tomorrow. it is inevitable…
July 20th, 2005 at 3:46 pm
KIT! like you said… my blog if i want to contradict myself let it be lah.
since when were my rants … PLANNED and PROOF-READ? AND yeah lah I AM being myself and posting whatever I like.
Blah. I’m not talking about my comments only you know… again… apa ni why you guys always think you know what i am talking about. blah blah … boring.
THANK YOU MIKE. YOU BASTARD YOU DON”T LET THE SHIT GO OUT CANNOT AH! YOU SUPPOSED TO ASK MY OPINION FIRST I GIVE APPROVAL FIRST THEN ONLY CAN.
ini erti tak terjual keluar. geddit?
July 20th, 2005 at 3:48 pm
aiya who cares what other people say lar. It’s your blog what. I think your posts are awesome lar, at least you don’t try to be someone that you’re not. I’m glad you got featured in the newspapers anyway cause that’s how I found ya. Keep on ranting, babe. Bye.
July 20th, 2005 at 4:06 pm
Yum…you’re so fiesty…so domineering..wonder if you’re like this in bed.
July 20th, 2005 at 5:53 pm
” Kaniniah chibai “, is that how malaysian chicks curse ? Cute leh !!!! Haahahahahaha….
July 20th, 2005 at 7:33 pm
Your recent post is full of bullshit, ya, time to refresh your brain and start posting something interesting to read lah….:sad:
July 20th, 2005 at 8:26 pm
Well, that IS kinda true… :???:it’s true that some people say stuff like that. Really annoying
July 21st, 2005 at 11:54 am
y r u so sturbborn…yur blog is getting boring n it’s like a site for u to vent of anger n to act on yur impulse…Not usin ur brain but instead using ur shorts to blog..
u always wanted to act strong like as if u r the queen. u don appreciatte the comment. wat!! u think u r ‘tai ka cei’ issit…
cut it down lar…no matter how strong u said u r or u think is OK to lecture pple wihout lking at yur own shit.. well…u just got a taste of yur own mini poo…haha
ad sense tarik diri?? good move!! Who would wan to support a blog who always act big when she’s onli that mini little thing.
don anyhow go around ‘tiung’ pple…knows wats yur rite missy mini!!
July 22nd, 2005 at 11:33 am
Childish! Grow a brain!