You know what?
I already know this, you already know this, hell the whole world already know this.
But many people hoh, many many people hoh, seriously chiak pah boh su zho.
Too free izzit? Mouth grow there don't talk kenot izzit? Head grow there don't think senget kenot izzit? Take Pendidikan Moral in school apply at least one of the sixteen nilai murni etc etc Kenot izzit?
Sometimes all it takes hoh, like what Tariq says, is IMPULSE CONTROL.
Aiyah heck with impulse control lah I'm blogging this shit anyway.
Suddenly you guys think hoh, very clever liddat, 'Wah today I got chance to show HOW NOBLE I AM, so lemme say something clever…
…what can I say hoh…'
Then your intelligence stumps you and you end up with a meagre, 'YOU ARE A FUCK FACED CUNT. YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID FUCK I HOPE YOU SHRIVEL UP AND DIE.'
So clever hoh.
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*
OK that one never mind. Got people go around so smart like that like they know what is going on in my mind and all that. Hello, even my mother, my boyfriend, Elaine, Fuckstress Suanie they all also dunno what I'm thinking ok? FUCK YOU ALL LAH. You wanna call my blog crap shit whatever?
If you own your blog take a look at it. OH SO DAMN GOOD HOH YOUR BLOG SO FANTASTIC EVERY SINGLE OPINION YOU TYPE IN IT IS LIKE A NOBEL PRIZE WINNING SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING HOH.
You think your opinion very good ah. Very clever ah.
Hey when I talk about the people on my blog, I KNOW THEM PERSONALLY OK. AND THEN there's this disclaimer (yeah it doesn't always work but hell I'm pushing this out anyway), I said already I AM NOT NECESSARILY TALKING ABOUT WHO YOU THINK I AM TALKING ABOUT you stupid bunch of bugger kay poh chi.
Actually I know the root of all this, you want more hits right?
You do this one more time and I'll whore the whole bunch of you. Take the share of the cake lah. Very fun right?
Come and become me or anyone of us and see fun or not.
And for those who didn't blog about this but went around the blogs who blogged about the issue about how lah minishorts lah eyeris lah xx lah kenny lah so mnay people lah say this kind of thing lah, and then give your piece of mind by asking rhetorical questions so clever liddat, I urge you to sit down, hold your teddy bear close to your heart and ask yourself why you're so free got nothing better to do then go around like very clever like that and say 'nice nice things' to show that you're a morally just person. Kaniniah chibai got ppl go and say something AS STUPID AS 'minishorts blogged a hate blog and saved the day'.
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?
Eh uncle your brain is there for a purpose ok. You want to shit, use your anus to shit, don't go and use your brain. Use your brain to do something more intelligent PLEASE. Like read your ABCs or something, or open the dictionary or something and look up the meaning HATE. While you're at it also look up the meaning of the word CONSCIENCE and think about why you are so clever liddat and go and REPOST things that people have taken down, or talk about things that people have passworded and go all humanistic and UN-mottoed and scream 'WHERE IS FREEDOM OF SPEECH!'
And before you start commenting about how I am contradicting myself because I also acted morally just by doing this lah that lah everything else I did lah I have a history of self-contradiction etc etc … etc and now this entire post just proves that standing fact lah bla bla blabla.
You go think about HOW STUPID YOU SOUND when you say things like that ok.
Somedays I even imagine that if I just sneezed only also you'll say something very clever liddat just to lemme know you exist.
But darlings, I thought you realized already. I KNOW YOU EXIST, I just feel that you're too insignificant to be pimped all the time. BUT like I said everyone is fair game and when I feel like posting up your blog for everyone to share, I WILL DO IT. So sit down and rest ok, and you know, hone your skills or something. And stop imagining that using our names as keywords to garner more hits will make you look any more smarter. CHEAP SHOTS.