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Milestones
woah. nice =)
LMAO!
too many syllables, can’t fit in the notes…
Hey Hey,
This is off topic
What’s your email add? The me@minishorts.net which is in reply-to in your email doesn’t seem to do the trick.
Where should i sent to the list of AIESECers who has blogs? Let me know… thanks
Vkin
Change it to:
One million spermatozoa sitting in a ball,
One million spermatozoa,
If two bra straps should happen to fall.
There’ll be no spermazotoa sitting in a ball.
Scans better.
Plus, it uses the correct second line – original goes:
One hundred bottles of beer on the wall,
One hundred bottles of beer,
and I shoudl add! BLOOOOOOOOOODDDDYYY FUUUUUNNNNYYYYYYYY!
I should add some rhymes too:
Georgie porgie puddin’ in pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out ot play,
He kissed them too, he’s funny that way!
OR
Little boy blue,
Come blow your horn,
The sheeps in the meadow,
The cows in the corn,
But where is the boy
Who looks after the sheep,
He’s under the hay stack
With little Bo Peep.
Thank you! THank you! I’ll be here all week!
A hundred dynamites, sitting on the wall,
A million spermatozoa sitting in a ball,
And if one dynamite should accidentally fall,
A million spermatozoa get blasted to Nepal.
hahaha! this is way funny!
Viewtrue you’re hilarious hahahaha… should give you more to parody.
Minishorts: If you do, you gotta warn me first. On some days, my mind go on holiday.
hilarious! now my lecturers will probably be priding themselves for interesting lectures when i’m actually giggling in class reading your posts.