Stupid rhymes
You know whenever I get too much on my plate at work I go bonkers and that's when the stupid Bedtime Stories will suffer. OK not the bedtime stories.
But remember that stupid song about the hundred green bottles, sitting on a wall?
Yeah I've just had enough of it. I was telling my colleague just now, and she gave me this.
A hundred dynamites, sitting on the wall,
A hundred dynamites, sitting on the wall,
And if one dynamite should accidentally fall,
There'll be no more f*ing dynamites, sitting on the wall.
Right. Then I thought of something else… blame the work please.
A million spermatozoa sitting in a ball,
A million spermatozoa sitting in a ball,
And if two brassiere straps should accidentally fall,
There'll be no spermatozoa sitting in the ball.
Blah. I've got more, but will keep them for another day.
July 21st, 2005 at 5:12 pm
woah. nice =)
July 21st, 2005 at 5:50 pm
LMAO!
too many syllables, can’t fit in the notes…
July 21st, 2005 at 6:54 pm
Hey Hey,
This is off topic
What’s your email add? The me@minishorts.net which is in reply-to in your email doesn’t seem to do the trick.
Where should i sent to the list of AIESECers who has blogs? Let me know… thanks
Vkin
July 21st, 2005 at 8:57 pm
Change it to:
One million spermatozoa sitting in a ball,
One million spermatozoa,
If two bra straps should happen to fall.
There’ll be no spermazotoa sitting in a ball.
Scans better.
Plus, it uses the correct second line - original goes:
One hundred bottles of beer on the wall,
One hundred bottles of beer,
and I shoudl add! BLOOOOOOOOOODDDDYYY FUUUUUNNNNYYYYYYYY!
July 21st, 2005 at 9:00 pm
I should add some rhymes too:
Georgie porgie puddin’ in pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry,
When the boys came out ot play,
He kissed them too, he’s funny that way!
OR
Little boy blue,
Come blow your horn,
The sheeps in the meadow,
The cows in the corn,
But where is the boy
Who looks after the sheep,
He’s under the hay stack
With little Bo Peep.
Thank you! THank you! I’ll be here all week!
July 21st, 2005 at 9:16 pm
A hundred dynamites, sitting on the wall,
A million spermatozoa sitting in a ball,
And if one dynamite should accidentally fall,
A million spermatozoa get blasted to Nepal.
July 22nd, 2005 at 12:05 am
July 22nd, 2005 at 8:40 am
hahaha! this is way funny!
July 22nd, 2005 at 8:51 am
Viewtrue you’re hilarious hahahaha… should give you more to parody.
July 22nd, 2005 at 1:08 pm
Minishorts: If you do, you gotta warn me first. On some days, my mind go on holiday.
July 22nd, 2005 at 10:47 pm
:lol:Poor spermatozoa….
July 23rd, 2005 at 1:22 am
hilarious! now my lecturers will probably be priding themselves for interesting lectures when i’m actually giggling in class reading your posts.