Jeff Ooi had a little bird,
Little bird, little bird,
Jeff Ooi had a little bird,
Who told him all he knew

And everywhere that Jeff Ooi went,
Jeff Ooi went, Jeff Ooi went,
Everywhere that Jeff Ooi went
The bird was sure to go

It followed him to work one day
Work one day, work one day
It followed him to work one day
And helped him blog his posts

It made the readers laugh and say,
Laugh and say, laugh and say,
It made the readers laugh say,
'The little bird's there again!'

"Why does the little bird love Jeff so?"
Love Jeff so? Love Jeff so?
"Why does the little bird love Jeff so?"
The eager readers cry

"Why, Jeff Ooi loves the bird, you know."
Loves the bird, you know, loves the bird, you know
"Why, Jeff Ooi loves the bird, you know."
That's something we all know.

GOT ANOTHER ONE

Jeff Ooi's Jeff Ooi's little bird
How I wonder who you are
Always behind every piece of news
Faster than BBC, Cleverer than CNN
Jeff Ooi's Jeff Ooi's little bird
How I wonder who you are!

OH MY GOD I AM SO FUCKING LAME OK STUPID STUPID ME. WHEE WHEE MACK FORCED ME TO POST THIS UP. OK NOW EVERYBODY CAN SING WHEE WHEE WHEE (sorry the posts for the coming weeks will be A BIT loser and lamer ok … cos I GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO … whee whee) OK OUT. BACK TO WORK. WHEEE!