Jeff Ooi had a little bird
Jeff Ooi had a little bird,
Little bird, little bird,
Jeff Ooi had a little bird,
Who told him all he knew
And everywhere that Jeff Ooi went,
Jeff Ooi went, Jeff Ooi went,
Everywhere that Jeff Ooi went
The bird was sure to go
It followed him to work one day
Work one day, work one day
It followed him to work one day
And helped him blog his posts
It made the readers laugh and say,
Laugh and say, laugh and say,
It made the readers laugh say,
'The little bird's there again!'
"Why does the little bird love Jeff so?"
Love Jeff so? Love Jeff so?
"Why does the little bird love Jeff so?"
The eager readers cry
"Why, Jeff Ooi loves the bird, you know."
Loves the bird, you know, loves the bird, you know
"Why, Jeff Ooi loves the bird, you know."
That's something we all know.
GOT ANOTHER ONE
Jeff Ooi's Jeff Ooi's little bird
How I wonder who you are
Always behind every piece of news
Faster than BBC, Cleverer than CNN
Jeff Ooi's Jeff Ooi's little bird
How I wonder who you are!
OH MY GOD I AM SO FUCKING LAME OK STUPID STUPID ME. WHEE WHEE MACK FORCED ME TO POST THIS UP. OK NOW EVERYBODY CAN SING WHEE WHEE WHEE (sorry the posts for the coming weeks will be A BIT loser and lamer ok … cos I GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO … whee whee) OK OUT. BACK TO WORK. WHEEE!
July 27th, 2005 at 11:08 am
WTF? Are you having a little bird fetish now? Excuse me if I don’t join in. Mine is a HUGE BIRD.
July 27th, 2005 at 11:17 am
No bird is bigger than Kenny’s.
July 27th, 2005 at 11:18 am
MS, you’re still high eh?
July 27th, 2005 at 11:33 am
Lol!!
Ok, this time I got the songs right…
July 27th, 2005 at 11:50 am
Hey, how bout “Eric’s little bird”?
July 27th, 2005 at 11:52 am
spiller: you obviously never surf around enough… and never read the previous posts. BIG THWACK ON HEAD for that line.
July 27th, 2005 at 12:02 pm
does this come with action/moves?
July 27th, 2005 at 12:29 pm
I am conducting an experiment to prove a theory about birds and feet. Pls help me out
Wonder if Jeff Ooi’s little bird will participate ….
July 27th, 2005 at 1:51 pm
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am so jeles …
… and over a little bird. Sigh.
July 27th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
i refuse to get this into my head, u’re not winning!
July 27th, 2005 at 2:42 pm
Spiked Mixed Rice again ah?
July 27th, 2005 at 2:46 pm
LOL, that’s a funny one! It’s funny how you perversed those innocent-sounding nursery rhymes
July 27th, 2005 at 2:52 pm
Ok, i dont know what song is this…can someone enlighten me?
July 27th, 2005 at 3:12 pm
wah liao… mary had a little lamb lah… DONK!
July 27th, 2005 at 3:20 pm
LOL! Ya lar, Jonathan! Donk!
Eh yalar minishorts, you high on what ah? Must prescribe…
July 27th, 2005 at 5:41 pm
Woah sayy!! Better patent that song before someone do
July 27th, 2005 at 5:49 pm
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
Now she carries it to school,
Between two slice of bread.
OR
Mary had a little lamb
The Doctors were surprised,
But when Old MacDonald had a farm,
They couldn’t beleive their eyes!
Thank you! Thank you! You’ve been a wonderful audience!
July 28th, 2005 at 12:03 am
:shock:Does the bird come fully equipped??
July 28th, 2005 at 3:28 pm
God, this is lawak giler! (and I rarely exclaim in BM)
August 19th, 2005 at 9:23 pm
I am going to tell Jeff Ooi’s little bird!! Going to show him this!
August 7th, 2006 at 3:10 am
Good job.
June 28th, 2007 at 2:18 am
Jeff ooi very kia su style made him an animal posting made up stuff which are all not true. Becareful when you read his blog jeffooi.com it’s all about lie, hate and defamation statements towards politician and Indian he doesn’t likes. Jeff ooi also earn bribery money from commercial and political competitors. read this
” IF anyone wants to know how Jeff new money making strategy, read here. He lets dirty old businessman hide behind him and ripe off competitors selling his blog time. Good money man!
http://bytemuncher.blogspot.com/2007/05/akn-mtechs-uncle-lim-puppetteering-jeff.html “