Jeff Ooi had a little bird

Wednesday, July 27th, 2005 @ 10:58 am | Story-teller

Jeff Ooi had a little bird,
Little bird, little bird,
Jeff Ooi had a little bird,
Who told him all he knew

And everywhere that Jeff Ooi went,
Jeff Ooi went, Jeff Ooi went,
Everywhere that Jeff Ooi went
The bird was sure to go

It followed him to work one day
Work one day, work one day
It followed him to work one day
And helped him blog his posts

It made the readers laugh and say,
Laugh and say, laugh and say,
It made the readers laugh say,
'The little bird's there again!'

"Why does the little bird love Jeff so?"
Love Jeff so? Love Jeff so?
"Why does the little bird love Jeff so?"
The eager readers cry

"Why, Jeff Ooi loves the bird, you know."
Loves the bird, you know, loves the bird, you know
"Why, Jeff Ooi loves the bird, you know."
That's something we all know.

GOT ANOTHER ONE

Jeff Ooi's Jeff Ooi's little bird
How I wonder who you are
Always behind every piece of news
Faster than BBC, Cleverer than CNN
Jeff Ooi's Jeff Ooi's little bird
How I wonder who you are!

OH MY GOD I AM SO FUCKING LAME OK STUPID STUPID ME. WHEE WHEE MACK FORCED ME TO POST THIS UP. OK NOW EVERYBODY CAN SING WHEE WHEE WHEE (sorry the posts for the coming weeks will be A BIT loser and lamer ok … cos I GOT NOTHING BETTER TO DO … whee whee) OK OUT. BACK TO WORK. WHEEE!

22 Responses to “Jeff Ooi had a little bird”

  1. viewtru Says:

    WTF? Are you having a little bird fetish now? Excuse me if I don’t join in. Mine is a HUGE BIRD.

  2. shades Says:

    No bird is bigger than Kenny’s.

  3. eyeris Says:

    MS, you’re still high eh? :)

  4. cynical-idealist Says:

    Lol!! :twisted:

    Ok, this time I got the songs right…

  5. spiller Says:

    Hey, how bout “Eric’s little bird”? :twisted:

  6. minishorts Says:

    spiller: you obviously never surf around enough… and never read the previous posts. BIG THWACK ON HEAD for that line.

  7. belacan Says:

    does this come with action/moves? :twisted:

  8. KucingGatal Says:

    I am conducting an experiment to prove a theory about birds and feet. Pls help me out ;) Wonder if Jeff Ooi’s little bird will participate ….

  9. Mack Zulkifli Says:

    Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I am so jeles …

    … and over a little bird. Sigh.

  10. KY Says:

    i refuse to get this into my head, u’re not winning!

  11. NekoKensei Says:

    Spiked Mixed Rice again ah?

  12. Wan Zafran Says:

    LOL, that’s a funny one! It’s funny how you perversed those innocent-sounding nursery rhymes :lol:

  13. Jonathan Says:

    Ok, i dont know what song is this…can someone enlighten me?

  14. minishorts Says:

    wah liao… mary had a little lamb lah… DONK!

  15. Primrose Says:

    LOL! Ya lar, Jonathan! Donk!
    Eh yalar minishorts, you high on what ah? Must prescribe… :mrgreen:

  16. Joe Says:

    Woah sayy!! Better patent that song before someone do :lol:

  17. Dabido (Teflon) Says:

    Mary had a little lamb,
    Her father shot it dead,
    Now she carries it to school,
    Between two slice of bread.

    OR

    Mary had a little lamb
    The Doctors were surprised,
    But when Old MacDonald had a farm,
    They couldn’t beleive their eyes!

    Thank you! Thank you! You’ve been a wonderful audience! :-)

  18. MorpheusX Says:

    :shock:Does the bird come fully equipped??

  19. menj Says:

    God, this is lawak giler! (and I rarely exclaim in BM) :D

  20. Ghoul Says:

    I am going to tell Jeff Ooi’s little bird!! Going to show him this!

  21. Woker Says:

    Good job.

  22. Lim Kia Su Says:

    Jeff ooi very kia su style made him an animal posting made up stuff which are all not true. Becareful when you read his blog jeffooi.com it’s all about lie, hate and defamation statements towards politician and Indian he doesn’t likes. Jeff ooi also earn bribery money from commercial and political competitors. read this

    ” IF anyone wants to know how Jeff new money making strategy, read here. He lets dirty old businessman hide behind him and ripe off competitors selling his blog time. Good money man!
    http://bytemuncher.blogspot.com/2007/05/akn-mtechs-uncle-lim-puppetteering-jeff.html

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