Dedicated to THAT femes person.
This is a story about a guy named Kenny
Early morning, he wakes up
Posts, posts, posts on his blog
It's time for photoshop, airbrush tool
It's him they're all waiting for
They go:
"Isn't he funny, this blog of the year?"
And they say:
Chorus
He's just Kenny, he's a star
But he cry, cry, cries in his lonely heart, thinking
If there's nothing missing in my life
Then why do these tears come at night
Lost in an image, in a dream
But there's no one there to wake him up
And the world is spinning, and he keeps on blogging
But tell me what happens when it stops?
They go:
"Isn't he funny, this blog of the year?"
And they say:
Repeat Chorus
"Blog of the year, and the winner is: Kenny!"
"I'm Mack Zulkifli standing in Charlie's Place waiting for Kenny"
"Oh my God! Here he comes!"
Isn't he funny, this Blog of the Year?
He is so funny, but why does he cry?
If there's nothing missing in his life
Why do tears come at night?
Repeat Chorus
Okay… lamer and lamer I get… I got some more ok… lots of friends to sing about. Wahahaha… watch this space.
July 28th, 2005 at 3:24 pm
HOW DARE J00 INS|_|LT TH3 GR34T K3NNY!! J00 SUX0R!! DIE DIE! R0T IN HELL!! LOL! OMFG! WTF!!
… I can’t type in l33t. I suck.
Nah, pardon me, I was bored, just like how most people do during weekday afternoons, thus I decide to amuse myself by acting like an idiot, which turns out to be less amusing than expected.
July 28th, 2005 at 3:28 pm
omg how dare you insult britttanyyy speewwwss!!
July 28th, 2005 at 4:12 pm
oi lidis la .. u make lyrics i make video den we ask suanie sings ok anot ? err .. wait who play kitar ?
July 28th, 2005 at 5:13 pm
0MG B145Ph3|\/|3|2!!
u 5U><><><0|2Z U f4G!! 111111oneoneoneeleventyone
July 28th, 2005 at 5:19 pm
fuck lah i don’t understand 1337 ok… sorry yeah… speak english cannot ah?
July 28th, 2005 at 5:23 pm
i’m getting dumber just reading all these.
July 28th, 2005 at 6:02 pm
Yay! I was waiting for the Bitchney Speared paroday….
July 28th, 2005 at 7:25 pm
I have no idea what the song is … but I take it that it was a Britney Spears number!
Poor Kenny … you make him sound so sad! Hopefully he is crying because he laughed so hard at this song! So funny!
July 28th, 2005 at 9:14 pm
Kenot!
Mwahaha! Soon I shall rob you of your ability to CHANGE GEARS!
July 28th, 2005 at 9:35 pm
Dun be jeles cos I femes!
July 28th, 2005 at 10:01 pm
Just curious. Which publishing company do you work for?
July 28th, 2005 at 10:35 pm
kenny has to soooo sing your masterpiece. then post up the audio =P
July 29th, 2005 at 12:52 am
July 29th, 2005 at 12:09 pm
remind me to never go karaoke with u. it’s getting scary. =/
July 29th, 2005 at 12:43 pm
mein heim! who’s next? Dr. Liew? :lol::lol::lol:
July 29th, 2005 at 6:03 pm
t-boy, don’t you dare change me to AUTO….
*accelerates away*
July 30th, 2005 at 9:46 am
The perfect graphical accompaniment to this delicious morsel of a post would be a Kenny-ish Photoshop of Kenny’s face on Britney’s body.
Some might complain that would be gross, but we have already all survived his hairy legs. There’s nothing that can take us down now.