Here we go.
BLOGGERS ARE MORONS
Suanie failed to tell you the reason why we chose the word 'moron'. Actually she didn't tell me either, so I just decided it's because of this.
Bloggers Are My Official Rioting Orgasmic Nehneh-s.
This of course quite coincides with the fact that blogging (along with its off-shoots of commenting, trolling, linking, blabbing, gossiping, blogliticking etc etc) is also mental masturbation. Now since we're rioting nehnehs jumping around the place screaming hear-me-hear-me in orgasmic highs, about time we got down to business and did something more meaningful than just erm, cuss, swear, and bitch and whine and whatever… yeah?
So OK lor. I blogged about the blogathoners before and now I'm jumping on the bandwagon. Because Suanie asked me to.
Oh but you've got to hate love the team who's on this whole bloggers-are-morons blogathon thing, in Alphabetical Order, besides me, they are:
1) Kennysia, big coconuts this guy, who's working on the buttons like right now, so that you can post them up and help promo the cause.
2) Paul Tan, the fella who has SO MUCH information on cars wah lau I oso dunno where he dig up all those things.
3) Peter Tan, with the rock star hair and the guy who wrote that infamous post of the 'Bloggers are morons' fame and the not-so-notorious member of the Fab Four.
4) Shaolin Tiger, the angmo Malaysian who has learnt to call negaraku his own home and truly really behaves more Malaysian than many many more of us with warganegara-labels on our ICs.
and of course
5) Suanie-girl the woman who dragged me into the picture who desperately needs a boyfriend and will french kiss you if you donate USD100 who called all of us and decided it's time we did something good with our powers combined.
Now we're doing this for 24 hours at a go , and what's required is (at least) 48 posts in the midst of all that, and while we do that, it is of course anticipated that the readers who read those posts will be pledging some money (in USD mind you). The money is not for me to keep you silly, it's for a good cause, and the charity that will get that cash is The Hospice-At-Home Programme (Penang branch), part of the National Cancer Society of Malaysia. You can call them if you don't believe me.
Hospice-At-Home Programme (Penang branch)
Under the National Cancer Society (Malaysia)
URL : http://www.creatgsee.com/hospice
Tel : +604-261 4140
Fax: + 604-261 8691
Address :
A2.27, Komtar,
Jalan Penang,
10000 Penang,
Malaysia.
So if you didn't know already, we will all be blogathoning from 9 pm local time on the 6th of August, till 9 pm the next day, and of course having the collaborative blog means that we get to work on a timetable where each of us will only post about 6-8 posts each. Sumthing like that.
While you're reading the things that we will be posting, or while you're waiting till the day comes (that's two weeks from now aye), you should like run over to this place now. Click on the banner will ya:
That's the official banner localized and designed by Edrei, a pioneer in all this blogging for 24-hours business, and who is, also blogathoning in aid of the National Cancer Society of Malaysia.
Now when you go there you should just register with the site and pledge the amount that you're going to send to us. Here. Lemme help you a little. CLICK! That link is for you to sign up.
Other links that you may find useful in your get-to-know process (you know, how I know afturds you think I want to launder your money or something), just click the following:
Hospice-At-Home Programme(Penang Branch)
Blogathon.org's FAQs for Sponsors
Bloggers-Are-Morons Campaign Details Site
Bloggers-Are-Morons Blogathon Pledge (with details of how to donate etc etc)
Now there. Where's that link again? Here you go.
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Now go there already. And you know, take out at least USD 5 lah, I like to see the money bags filling up. And remember NOT FOR ME. FOR PEOPLE WHO NEED IT MORE THAN YOU AND ME.
