just minishorts.

You know what?

I already know this, you already know this, hell the whole world already know this.

But many people hoh, many many people hoh, seriously chiak pah boh su zho.

Too free izzit? Mouth grow there don't talk kenot izzit? Head grow there don't think senget kenot izzit? Take Pendidikan Moral in school apply at least one of the sixteen nilai murni etc etc Kenot izzit?

Sometimes all it takes hoh, like what Tariq says, is IMPULSE CONTROL.

Aiyah heck with impulse control lah I'm blogging this shit anyway.

Suddenly you guys think hoh, very clever liddat, 'Wah today I got chance to show HOW NOBLE I AM, so lemme say something clever…

…hmmm…

…what can I say hoh…'

Then your intelligence stumps you and you end up with a meagre, 'YOU ARE A FUCK FACED CUNT. YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID FUCK I HOPE YOU SHRIVEL UP AND DIE.'

So clever hoh.

*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

OK that one never mind. Got people go around so smart like that like they know what is going on in my mind and all that. Hello, even my mother, my boyfriend, Elaine, Fuckstress Suanie they all also dunno what I'm thinking ok? FUCK YOU ALL LAH. You wanna call my blog crap shit whatever?

If you own your blog take a look at it. OH SO DAMN GOOD HOH YOUR BLOG SO FANTASTIC EVERY SINGLE OPINION YOU TYPE IN IT IS LIKE A NOBEL PRIZE WINNING SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING HOH.

You think your opinion very good ah. Very clever ah.

Hey when I talk about the people on my blog, I KNOW THEM PERSONALLY OK. AND THEN there's this disclaimer (yeah it doesn't always work but hell I'm pushing this out anyway), I said already I AM NOT NECESSARILY TALKING ABOUT WHO YOU THINK I AM TALKING ABOUT you stupid bunch of bugger kay poh chi.

Actually I know the root of all this, you want more hits right?

You do this one more time and I'll whore the whole bunch of you. Take the share of the cake lah. Very fun right?

Come and become me or anyone of us and see fun or not.

And for those who didn't blog about this but went around the blogs who blogged about the issue about how lah minishorts lah eyeris lah xx lah kenny lah so mnay people lah say this kind of thing lah, and then give your piece of mind by asking rhetorical questions so clever liddat, I urge you to sit down, hold your teddy bear close to your heart and ask yourself why you're so free got nothing better to do then go around like very clever like that and say 'nice nice things' to show that you're a morally just person. Kaniniah chibai got ppl go and say something AS STUPID AS 'minishorts blogged a hate blog and saved the day'.

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?

Eh uncle your brain is there for a purpose ok. You want to shit, use your anus to shit, don't go and use your brain. Use your brain to do something more intelligent PLEASE. Like read your ABCs or something, or open the dictionary or something and look up the meaning HATE. While you're at it also look up the meaning of the word CONSCIENCE and think about why you are so clever liddat and go and REPOST things that people have taken down, or talk about things that people have passworded and go all humanistic and UN-mottoed and scream 'WHERE IS FREEDOM OF SPEECH!'

And before you start commenting about how I am contradicting myself because I also acted morally just by doing this lah that lah everything else I did lah I have a history of self-contradiction etc etc … etc and now this entire post just proves that standing fact lah bla bla blabla.

You go think about HOW STUPID YOU SOUND when you say things like that ok.

Somedays I even imagine that if I just sneezed only also you'll say something very clever liddat just to lemme know you exist.

But darlings, I thought you realized already. I KNOW YOU EXIST, I just feel that you're too insignificant to be pimped all the time. BUT like I said everyone is fair game and when I feel like posting up your blog for everyone to share, I WILL DO IT. So sit down and rest ok, and you know, hone your skills or something. And stop imagining that using our names as keywords to garner more hits will make you look any more smarter. CHEAP SHOTS.

minishorts: ok or not
minishorts: really one a lot of ppl bug you izzit
Kenny: no lah
Kenny: i was that affected by the comments
minishorts: aaiyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh let it be lah
Kenny: more affected by wendy's and your reaction to it actually.
minishorts: i know that one must be because you know both of us personally… mah.
minishorts: eh don't so sor sor go and do this kind of thing again ok!
Kenny: yea
Kenny: well, and eyeris too.
minishorts: eyeris got hard on you right
Kenny: i know i know i know
minishorts: aiyah… why you so … impulsive one.
Kenny: oi. that sounds lewd ok
minishorts: hahahhaha
Kenny: eyeris got hard on me.
minishorts: HAHAHHA
minishorts: shit funny sial
minishorts: sorry we were hard on you.

I passworded that post lah what else? Go think about the password if you want to read it.

I have been a bad girl recently, but today was quite nice. Really.

You see, after reading this, I decided that, once in a while, I need to answer to the needy calls of my loyal readers. I must show you my appreciation for your support and undying love for my(previously) bitter self.

During lunch, I was munching into a wholesome feelgood meal of nasi campur, and then I looked out of the restaurant windows, and saw the white billowing clouds in the sky, looking like fluffy cotton candy, and the sun, shining so brightly. And all I felt was, love, love, love and love.

And then I thought to myself that because I am a girl, I must try very very hard to be sugar and spice and everything nice.

I think because I have such a sweet and pretty face I need to speak like myself.

So I decided that from now on I will pepper everything I say with cuddly words and sweet sweet beautiful wonderful happy thoughts that will make the world feel nothing but cuggly and wuggly and happy and everything pretty and nice, and sweet and amazingly gooey goody.

Yummy yummy sexy.

I decided that I will try to be a sweet little girl and be a nice candy twirled baby as often as possible, and smile to every good person who decides that I am a lost soul (because I AM I REALLY AM!). To say my 'thank you's' and 'please's' and to offer a hug to every sad and unhappy person in the world.

And then after lunch I came online and I saw the awful awful things that some of the frequent and loyal trolls have been saying to me, and I felt nothing but sadness welling up in me. I felt so dirty, so horrible, so unclean. My heart felt as if a very strong person had pulled it out of me and crushed and wrung it and as it it was breaking into a million trillion gazillion pieces. I felt so hurt, so horrible, so terribly despaired.

And I thought to myself, 'WHAT HAVE I DONE? OH WHAT HAVE I DONE? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO CAUSE SO MUCH HATRED? SO MUCH JEALOUSY?'

As I thought about all these, I felt so depressed that two huge tears welled up in my eyes, and then they started to roll down my cheeks… and then they kept rolling and rolling and rolling and they just wouldn't stop no matter how much I tried.

I finished up two whole boxes of KLEENEX BECAUSE OF ALL THIS.

And then I remember, never mind, I am strong, I am nice, I am cuddly and because I have this 'I am nice and cuddly' mantra, I will be strong and I will change their minds and after today they will all love me because I am all sugar and spice and everything nice.

I feel so joyous today because I have decided to do something very very good indeed, and I am blushing from head to toe with all these good and wonderful thoughts that are curling up in my mind and forming a warm heat all over and causing me to feel all bright and glowy and sweet and nice and…

Wow.

I hope you like the new cute cute me.